Who would guess that "Author Rage" would end up on Chapter 10? I like Chapter 10. It's an awesome number, but 7 and 13 crush it in the ground.
Disclaimer: Author Rage is a..well..a modified version of Brooklyn Rage, which belongs to LittleKuriboh. Brooklyn Rage is a parody of Poker Face, which belongs to Lady GaGa (boo) All rights go to their respective owners.

Suddenly, music began to play as Spottedpaw13 turned white.

"Is it time already?" Silent Shadow, popping out of nowhere again, asked. "Yes!"

"No Poker Face!" Stripepaw moaned.

"La la la la!" Silent Shadow sang.

"Okay, seriously, don't," Nightpaw31 told Spottedpaw13 and Silent Shadow.

"La la la la! ...La la la la! ...La la la la! ...La la la la!" Silent Shadow sang.

"I want to live it like they do in Warriors! Hunting fighting bleeding dieing under the leaders! But I can't be an ordinary apprentice, so I'll just go ahead and I'll rise above all the rest! Oh, oh oh oh ohhh, oh oh oh oh oh oh! I'm writing something! I'm really trying! Oh, oh oh oh ohhh, oh oh oh oh oh oh! I'm writing something! I'm really trying!" Spottedpaw13, who was still a brilliant white color, also sang. "No one can! No one can! No one can beat all of my Author Rage!"

"I don't want to be this fuzzy," Silent Shadow added.

"No one can! No one can! No one can beat all of my Author Rage!"

"I don't want to be this fuzzy."

"La la la Author Rage la la Author Rage! La la la Author Rage la la Author Rage!"

Silent Shadow then began doing some obscure dance.

"I can't lose to Team Opposite just cuz I'm sick, and I'm groovy with my roomies! I ain't sleeping I'm just in a weird fetal position! Met this cat with lots of food, treated us like we would lose! And she's so quiet so quiet no I'm not a faucet! No one can! No one can! No one can beat all of my Author Rage!" Spottedpaw13 sang.

"I don't want to be this fuzzy!" Silent Shadow added.

"Nyeh!" Spottedpaw13 said as she changed back to normal. However, she was now Shadow Rabbit.

"Roomies? You're not a faucet?" Cinderpaw started laughing her head off. "This song stinks!"

"Yes it does," Shadow Rabbit agreed.

"How does this HELP?" Firefrost asked.

The Blue Screen disappeared, and the screen was now black.

"REBOOTING!" a voice emitted from somewhere as Silent Shadow silently disappeared.

"AUTHOR RAGE!" Shadow growled.

Suddenly, the scenery turned to normal.

"Cheesey situation for the win!" Yoshin cheered.

Shadow's hands turned purple as cages enclosed Nightpaw31, Stripepaw, and Lavapaw. Shadow Rabbit quickly turned back in Spottedpaw13.

"HA!" Spottedpaw13 cackled. "I win! I totally won! Now give me the story back!"

"Why are we in New York?" Stripepaw asked.

"I like New York!" Spottedpaw13 protested. "As long as it's not a city. Which is why we're in a sunny, grassy field."

"Pansy!" Cinderpaw accused her.

"SILENCE!" Nightpaw31 yowled. "YOU CAN HAVE IT BACK!"

"HA! I TOTALLY WON!" Spottedpaw13 celebrated. Then she blinked. "Now what?"

"The point of this was to get back the story. We should just end it," Yoshin told her.

"As the founder of my Evil Council, you must end it! IN THE NAME OF PUDDING!" Cinderpaw exclaimed.

"Well, with everything settled, this is the end to another short chapter. Goodbye everyone!" Spottedpaw13 waved.

The end was totally cheesey.

~The Silent Shadow~ ~Spottedpaw13~

P.S. I am the Silent Shadow. I am also Spottedpaw13. That mean I win.