Taiwan ran through the corridor. She opened every door, but always welcomed by silent. The Oriental longue was a huge palace where all the East Asian nations lived together in. Initially it was China's property.
She opened the next door. Japan was swimming in
Chapter two: Actually I have done the first part long time ago, but then my plot bunnies stopped giving birth and now I stuck.
Disclaimer: I won nothing except the plot.
Warning: Little China. and some AU. some OOC.
I think I am ore suited to tragedy. anyway, enjoy!
Before Russia entered the room where Little China was placed, England grabbed the bigger nation's arm tightly like an officer caught a suspicious man in the airport quarantine section. "I insist on checking you." England eyed Russia's bulging jacket closely. "May I check what that is inside your jacket?"
"It's nothing, da~! I am busy trying to change Yao Yao back, so don't mind me and wait for your turn, da~!"
"… By any chance, is that… a bottle of vodka?" Japan asked suspiciously.
"No~!" Russia smiled his childish smile, but no one in the room believed him. In the end they succeeded taking the bottle out of Russia's thick jacket. Russia pouted (trying to reason with his cuteness, but unfortunately nobody believed the cuteness he showed; although it used to work rather well with China, when they were still together) and angry, but he proceeded to enter the room where little China was laid down on the bed, ready for any kinds of therapy each of the nations have for him.
Now his plan of getting little China drunk and returned back to the small delicate beauty (aged 4000 plus plus) with a bit 'mature' ways was shattered to ashes. Russia entered the room and smiled when he saw the small adorable thing.
"Yao~! I am here! Did you miss me already?"
The small China looked at him and turned away, finding more interest on the peanuts on the table.
Upon realizing he had won no attention from the little boy, Russia closed the door behind him.
"Yao… Jao…" he walked slowly, towards small China. The boy responded to the sound of his name in Russian. Russia smiled and took the boy into his arms. The boy tried to free himself from the hug, yet Russia was big, strong and rather angry, so of course small China ended up crushed in Russia's big arms.
"Why, Jao? After all those happy times we shared together as lovers, why are you so cold now? Have you forget the way I eat you" (*small China screamed*) " or the way we used to take bath together" (*small China started to sob*) "or the way I enjoy you to the fullest, until you couldn't walk in the morning?" (*small China screamed and sobbed*) "I kinda missed your shouting in the morning, da. Something like, You bastard aru! Your face was so cute when you scold me… and I do miss you very much."
Russia held the small boy in his arms while ranting about how they spent their time together, detail by detail, blow by blow. Suddenly, small China stopped crying and screaming, completely silent. Russia was panicked for a moment, thinking that the small boy had fainted somewhere in the middle of their 'heart to groin confession' when suddenly the small boy grabbed his face and smiled.
"XXXXXX!"
"What?" Russia smiled a bit, relieved. "What was Yao Yao trying to say?"
"XXXXXX!"
"Did you say you miss me too?" Russia smiled. "Thank you, da. I wish we could get together again, someday… and be the only two nations left. Everybody become one with me, da? But I will let you be your own, because you are the only one I couldn't bear to lose. And that way, we can have many, many children nations and we will be very happy, a big Russian Chinese family!"
Russia kissed the small boy's lips softly.
"I love you, Jao. And I know you feel the same way too."
"YOURE TIME IS UP~!!!!" a very (annoying—Russia thought so) loud came from outside the room. "IT'S MY TIME, DAZEEEE~!!!!"
"Seemed like we always have to meet our ends… We couldn't be together forever. Sad, da." Russia smiled and kissed the small boy goodbye. "Somehow I wished you stay this way so I could kidnap you and your family will think you get trafficked while of course, you were actually saved inside my palace. And I wouldn't have to return you to anybody else. Because… I am all you've got. But no, and so… see you, Yao."
By that, he put the boy back on the chair and went away from the room.
"It's my show time, daze~!" The Korean entered the room harshly, brought many devices (looked terribly dangerous) with him. He smiled.
"Yao-Hyung! These are the special tools I made especially for you! I am a genius, da~ ze~! And I know the perfect way to bring you back to big Yao-Hyung!" Korea shouted happily, while undressing the small boy. The small China tried to defend himself from the sudden harassment; yet he ended up naked on top an operation table.
"Look! I call this 'The Beauty Regime—Make Your Body Longer'!" Korea smiled and attached the poor boy's limbs with clasps on the table. "This is a pulling machine, and I make it pull you so you can stretch into your original size~! I am a genius, da~ze~?"
China screamed, "XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!"
"What? Are you agreeing with me?"
The boy shook his head, but Korea (being Korea) ignored it and pushed the button. The machines created some kind of horrifying sound, mixed with China's scream of fear. The machine pulled China at all limbs, stretched him. Korea smiled while watching his machine worked (read: Torture) little China.
"And it has many shiatsu points along the table! I even insert some needle for acupuncture use! It's the perfect beauty machine daze~! Let me show you!"
China screamed when suddenly 10 needles poked his back.
"STOP! OH MY GOD, YOU ARE HURTING HIM!!!!" Suddenly the door was opened and revealed worried England (and Taiwan and Japan) who hurriedly came in and waved his Britannica Angel's magic wand. The machine immediately stopped working (One of the magical stars produced by the magic wand stuck somewhere in the middle of the lever). Korea was busy complaining while Japan and Taiwan freed the naked China on the operation table.
"I think it is wiser to skip Korea's therapy." Japan sighed, patting the sobbing Yao. Taiwan nodded in agreement and proceeded to pinch Korea's ear, dragged him out of the room. Korea screamed and complaining about his ear pain, but Taiwan ignored it and pulled him stronger.
"So… I am next." England smiled gentlemanly. "I promised little Yao wouldn't be hurt in any physical way."
"Yes, you'd better because if I saw you doing something like what Korea had done, I will cut off my green tea supply to your country." Japan whispered hostilely.
"So… it's you and me now." England smiled, patting the small boy inside his arms. Little China was exhausted, from being thrown from one man to another, crushed inside a man's arms and poked with needles and pulled with machines. England empathized with the small boy's fear and kissed his forehead.
"It's fine, Yao. You are saved with me now."
China didn't answer, waiting for the worst to come. England sighed, and then put the little beauty on the table. China swallowed.
"XXXXXXXXX~!!!!"
"What? I don't understand Chinese… please talk in a more… civilized kind of communication. Don't be afraid, I am not going to push you down, poke needles on you or snapped your body. I am here with my magic wand,…. Ta da~!!!!"
China stopped shouting when he saw the stick inside England's fingers. It was white with a star by the end. Little China shot a horrified (and degrading) look at the stick.
England frowned. "I know you disbelieve my magic, but I am really good in what I believe. I will show you now." England smiled.
His mouth started to produce some hissing sound. It seemed like he was chanting the mantra. England then twirled once, twice, thrice while still chanting deliriously. He then jumped gracefully to the end of the room like a swan, wishing his wand like a ribbon stick used in artistic gymnastics. He smiled, winked, and then jumped back, just to swirl another three times. And he didn't stop chanting all the way.
Small China was rather enchanted in the weird dance. It was better than getting squeezed to death or pulled to death. At least the man left him freely sitting on the table.
"And… HUPLA~!" England smiled, twitching his wand on top of China's head, gracefully ending his one man dance performance.
The rather sharp end of the star on the wand pierced China's head.
Sudden blood splash was produced from where the wand meets the skin, and England was banned from the oriental longue ever again.
"I can't believe what they had done to you." Japan sighed, staring at the little boy, who refused to see anyone in the eyes; who apparently had climbed the wall like a lizard. The boy was sobbing, head bandaged from previous session with England. Japan sighed.
"It's me next…" Taiwan whispered softly. "Yao gege, would you like to come down?"
The boy shook his head, glued harder to the ceilings. Taiwan sighed. They have chased out the rest of the party (namely France and America) because they knew for sure those guests wouldn't help much. With Little Yao scared to death and gripping at the wall like a koala, nothing could be done.
Suddenly Hong Kong came into the room. He was holding a super sized Hello Kitty doll.
"Yao ge, I will give this if you come down."
Little China was stunned for some seconds before jumping down to hug the big big big Hello Kitty doll. Hong Kong caught him in his hands safely, before letting the small boy stuffing his head into the doll.
see what i meant when i say i lost my plot bunnies?
I ate them for lunch. I am broke. donate some reviews and ideas to me?