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The Effect of Pick-up Lines
-A series of one-shots and drabbles

My Written Dreams

-MxN-

"EEE! Can I hold Usagi, Ruka-pyon?"

"Sure, Mikan-chan." Mikan squealed and did what she had to do. Pick it up. Or her. Or him.

And then, Natsume thought, 'Do bunnies even have genders?' I thought he would be more of the 'sexes' user, if you know what I mean.

And Natsume, you dimwit, of course they do. Duh.

Natsume raised a delicate eyebrow. Squeal. Wasn't that extreme - I mean, the freaking bunny was always there, damnit. The woman was blind. Ahem, girl. Little girl. Very little girl that is not so little. Yes, that.

Oh, how perverted he was...All of a sudden he wondered if Aoi was corrupted in this way.

Bad, bad thoughts. Those are even more worse than his daily thoughts of random could-be, would-be, should-be, and were patterns, such as soap bars, polka dots, strawberries, computers...Oh, the printed horror.

He must have been - absentmindedly - staring at her...For a very long time, in fact, because then Koko came beside him and said, "Your thoughts are overpowering my brain." Squint, if you will, and you might see the slight 'suggestion'. And now we ask - is Koko bisexual?

Err, disturbing. Let's get back to the patterns.

"Hn."

"Natsume, I don't speak 'hn'."

"You just did."

"Oh, forget it!"

"Good. Bye bye." And Koko left, throwing his hands up into the air.

"Hallelujah!" Natsume rolled his eyes.

Mikan came over to him. "Hi, Natsume!"

"Keh."

"Look, look, I'm holding Usagi!"

"I can see the damn bunny." Mikan frowned.

"That's not very nice," Mikan mused. Natsume raised an eyebrow. Mikan came closer to him. "Well, no wonder they call your eyebrows delicate. They're short! Completely tiny!"

Natsume grunted. "Whatever you'd like, polka."

"PERVY PERVY PERVY PERVERRRRTTTTTTTT! SHADDUP!"

"You sound like a police car. Whee. Whoo."

"Hehe." Mikan latched on to his arm, pouting. "Naaatttsuuuuuumeeeeee..."

"What."

"Can you come with me?"

"You're not going to lure me anywhere."

"Whatever. Can you come with me to Central Town?" Mikan looked at him with puppy dog eyes.

"Why?" Natsume wasn't going to give in.

"...'Cause."

"Yeah, just like I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle."

"YOU-What does that mean?" Natsume smirked.

"Little girl, do you really want to know?"

"Yes! AND I'M NOT LITTLE!"

"If you weren't you'd know what that meant."

"You pervert."

"Did you figure out yet?"

"No."

Baka Baka Baka!

"Hyuuga, if you corrupt Mikan in any way, I will obliterate you."

"You're on."

And then Hotaru Imai and Natsume Hyuuga had a war. Weird.

O.O That is so retarded. Oh well. :D Review please!

-MWD/Natalie