I wandered into the lunchroom and tried to clear my mind of the things I had heard by looking at the HORRIBLE food that was before me. I was not going to eat that crap.

I decided to go to Todd. He was the reason I was here.

I walked easily to the table he was occupying with Pepito. I walked over to the side of him that wasn't occupied by the Anti-Christ and plopped my big booty down. I reached into my bag and pulled out a book.

I was rewarded with a blush from Todd before I began to read my book ignoring the world. I was quickly pulled out of my book paradise by a crash and a squeak.

I looked up and thought, 'Oh damn.'

A football playing retard had his foot on the table where he was leaning toward Todd with a leer.

"So, book boy, I see that you took nerd whore up real fast huh?" he said this with so much confidence and stupidness that he didn't even see Pepito's eyes glow red. I decided to step in real quick.

I loudly slammed my book shut and looked up at the guy in front of me. "What did you call me?"

"I called you a whore, fat ass." He said with a sneer obviously expecting me to cry. Bastard. I flicked my eyes to Pepito, he still looked pissed but he didn't seem to care if I got insulted, he just had Todd in a hug and was whispering to him.

I gracefully got out of my seat, and shot a hand across the table and grabbed the bastards balls. He gave a satisfying yelp.

"Listen to me asslicker. I have no problem yanking these raisins off of you to ensure that your stupidity never gets passes on, but sense I might get blood on my book, I'll leave them attached for now. But watch your back, I hold grudges and I like it hot or cold. Do you understand?"

He whimpered and said, "Yes!"

"Yes what?" Squeeze.

"Yes I understand!! Please let me go!"

I released him and wiped my hand on his shirt before he ran away. I felt better. I always felt better after causing an ass some pain. I settled back into my chair and opened my book.

"Ummm?"

I looked up. It was Todd.

"Yes?"

"Were you serious?" he asked with a high voice.

I reached up and pulled down my glasses so he could see my eyes. The dark chocolate orbs dug into his milk chocolate ones.

"I was damned serious." I pushed up my glasses and began to read my book again. Ignoring his shiver and the slight glare thrown at me from Pepito.

I don't screw around and these boys had to know that, because I was now stuck to Todd like ugly on a toad.

somebody read my story!!!