"Would you please leave me alone?"

"No."

"Leave him alone chica, you don't want me to get mad at you."

I turned toward him slightly in my seat always keeping Todd in my sight. "Well, Mr. Scary I just can't leave something as cute and innocent as this little cutie alone with you now can I? I've heard some rumors that you're very . . . diverse with your sexual perferances. So you can't be trusted alone with this sweet little boy."

By the time I finished my speech I had my arms wrapped around Todd while looking all "I don't trust you pervert"-ish at Pepito while he ground his teeth. I knew he wanted to be where I was. I had decided that the best way to protect Todd and not be suspicious would to pretend that I have a white knight complex. It was fun to pretend to be this stupid.

I smiled up at Todd, his awkward/get this crazy chick off me! face was so cute!

I think I'm sadistic. Oh well!

We were on a bus and damn was it creepin'. I felt like everyone was staring at me. I would say they were demonic if I hadn't lived and breathed demonic, so I'll say that they were just nosey people who needed to see plastic surgeons. Or wear paper bags.

I had followed them on, I think we were going to Todd's house, if the increasing freak out look in his eyes were anything to go on. I don't know why he was so worried. I mean his parents couldn't be THAT bad, right?

"Little boy?" Pepito said after awhile, he was kind of slow at comebacks, "That 'kid' you're hanging off of is 17."

This was something I was not aware of. "17? But he's a freshman? Are you just really dumb Todd? Cause I could have sworn you were smart."

"N-no I'm kind of smart. I-its just that I was taken out of school for awhile for . . . medical issues. I had to be put in a special hospital for a couple of years so I was held back."

"Oh, do you have a medical condition?"

"Not anymore, it's been fixe-SQEEE!"

I jumped at the sudden girly squeal and looked around for the cause. Nothing had changed on the bus except a tall skinny man in a black leather coat had gotten on the bus. Maybe he's goth phobic! But if he was then he would run screaming in terror at the sight of Pepito, with his choppy haircut, pierced eyebrows, and death metal clothing he would give Todd a heart attack. So maybe it had something to do with the man's really big smile. Am I happier than usual? Must be the sugar rush from all the ice cream I eat.

"Hello Squee! Man, you've grown. Are you still listening to that bear full of LIES!" He screamed the last bit at us. But all I could think was "Squee?"

"M-mr. Scary Neighbor Man! I though you moved!"

"Naw! Just went on vacation! To get rid of any possible emotions that might still attach me to human life! It didn't work. Won't you introduce me to your friends?"

"G-guys this is Johnny, he likes to be called Nny. Nny this is Pepito and Spencer." Squee looked like he was about to pass out. I hugged him.

"Johnny, Johnny, Nny . . . AH! You work for my dad, you know, Mr. Diablo."

"Ohhhh, you're Satan's son huh? Well, Todd could have worse friends so I guess I won't have a reason to kill you, or yet at least. So Spencer! What does you're parents do?"

I looked up from wear I had been staring at his awesome boots, "I'm sorry, what? Your amazing boots distracted me. Where did you get them?"

I have a very short attention span, and besides what could that skinny guy do?

"Oh, these? I don't remember. But most people don't like them. Those people . . ."

"Not LIKE them?!?! What the hell? Those boots are amazing! The separating toe is pure genius! Double the damage when you kick those non-believers in the soft, squishy bits before the internal bleeding cuts off their nerves!" My really creepy evil smile that made Todd move to hug Pepito," Then of course you have to narrate the horrible acts you're doing to them one at a time while all they can do is scream till they aren't breathing to scream anymore. . ." I twist my hands like a super villain that's waiting for the hero to die a horrible death in front of me. Then I remember that I was in front of people that I was exposed to make think I was a nice white horse riding kind of girl. Shit.

"Umm, or not?" I bit my lip and looked up at the faces of the people near me. Pepito was looking at me with something between a mix of warning and wondering if he should try to get me in his army. Todd appeared to have super eye widening powers, but he didn't look traumatized just ready to run to china. Nny looked like he was wondering if he should take notes.

"Isn't this our stop?" I said to break the ice.

"Hmm? Oh, it is. Well lets got Todd, I want to play some games before I have to go home. Bye Nny, Bye Spencer."

"Oh, I'm going with you guys. I just can't leave two handsome single men together! It would be against your manliness!" I trailed behind them as I waved to Nny from the ground through the bus window. I think some guy made a rude comment to him about dating underage girls before the bus turned the corner. If I read his lips right. Oh well.

I trailed after the boys like a weird dog lam thing and we stopped in front of the second most repulsive house I've ever seen. The first most repulsive was the one next to it.

They walked up to the door walked in and slammed it in my face.

I regained my slight dislike for them.

I walked around the house and wondered if it would be hard to climb the side of the house.

i'm losin' my seroius-ness. dang it.