Beautiful Disaster

Now I've of troubles of all kind

Some from ahead

and some from behind

but I've got a big bat this time you see

Now my troubles will have troubles with me!

~By the Lovely DR. Suess

Summary: Sasuke is married to Ino, so basically the town player is married to the risk taker of Kanoha. Ino and Sasuke go through the process of wanting a baby, going to baby classes, and having a baby. Sasuke as a father? Ino as a mother?...tee hee!

A/N: I don't own Naruto the anime/Manga! Enjoy please thanks for clicking!! Review! Taki baby lessons is the same thing as Preg Start.

Chapter 2: Be With Me

2 Months Later---

"Mrs. Uchiha? Okay, how about you go first?" The Pregnancy Instructor said smiling warmly to the blonde 23 year old with a belly size in it's 2 month of pregnancy.

The room was bright colors, not quite pale, but had the smallest splash of color. It was roomy alright, with childish toys all around, boy airplanes hanging from the ceiling and bunny rabbits all around with flowers for tails. It was completely equipped with all age's necessities from the moment born-to age 6. Looked cute, but it was expensive, top of the line parenthood training.

Winning an approving smile from Sasuke, Ino struggled to get up to the front of the class. Ino gathered her confidence that seemed to have been hiding from her for the past 2 months.

She looked to the row of "Realistic" baby dolls. She instantly chose the black one, and then the Hispanic one.

Ino almost dropped them, "Why are they real?" She choked out.

"Parent's who need child care agreed to give you their children every other day, and days that they are working. And others for months because they needed more time, or simply didn't want crying children just yet." Tsunade explained, daring Ino to question her ethics.

"What? It's exotic." Ino said to Sasuke's nervous look. "Do they cry louder than us?" Sasuke asked naively, Ino looked horrified at him.

"Excuse me? There's no difference, all races cry the same amount." Ino said looking around, to see if anyone heard Sasuke's question.

"Uh Ino, we at Preg Start like, to keep it singular when it comes to choosing a child." Tsunade's assistant Shizune said nervously, afraid of Ino's pregnancy tantrums.

"Right, but I'm too attached now." She blushed; looking to the children she had for about 56 seconds. Before Tsunade could say a word, Sasuke carefully looked to the children, then finally randomly chose the Hispanic girl back to the top of the pile, which Naruto jumped at the chance to get.

"Hola, Shikira Ofelia Yuki Uzumaki. Meet your mommy, Hinata. I'm your dad, and your Hokage!" Naruto smile, Hinata blushed at his enthusiasm it wasn't a question if he was going to be there during the birthing process.

"Chyna." Ino offered, "What?" Sasuke said as if Ino at random named an Asian country.

"Laquiqui, no...Shanaynay, she looks like one." Ino requested, "Michiko, something with meaning." Sasuke firmly named her.

"Michiko, hmm...beautiful, wise. I like it, but our only problem is that she's African-American, so she needs that type of name, like ghetto-fied." Ino whispered to Sasuke, their eyes in a competition for no blinking or looking away. "Mitsuko." Sasuke said as if it was all or nothing.

"Bright child? Damn straight she will be smart, but I mean, give her a black name, "Ino began, kissing the baby all over, overjoyed at the baby she weilded. Sasuke gently placed kisses over the child as well, to test her on understanding, analyzing and behavior.

"Realize she's just a baby, not ours at that; don't confuse her." Sasuke said picking her up. The baby immediately began screaming tears, getting louder every 3 seconds. Sasuke couldn't take it and grabbed for a pillow, or blanket of some sort. Ino bit him instantly. "We are to treat it as our child. Look, everyone else is being great parents, stop embarrassing me." Ino whined, finally naming her "Diamond". "At least, give her a Japanese middle name, December Mitsuko Michiko Uchiha." Sasuke sighed.

"Diamond, "Ino corrected him. "Same difference." Sasuke muttered. Ino uncomfortably looked around to check if anyone heard that.

"Its fine to give them another name, they are but 8 weeks old. They won't understand your names just yet." Tsunade explained looking directly at the only two blondes who named them based on race.

At Home:

"Hey, December, welcome." Sasuke said smiling. "Welcome, Diamond, baby!" Ino joyfully said. "Right." Sasuke said unchangingly, he couldn't find the thing in him that made him talk really happy.

"Look, this is your crib, baby." Ino said, Diamond looked around, and began to cry. "Lighting." They both said, running a brighter light bulb.

"Ive got it!" Ino yelled fighting over who was better at getting a light bulb. "Now need honey I'm the father, the man so that won't be needed, so you can go watch December." Sasuke said, before he could take it back Ino tackled him.

"Diamond, Diamond, DIAMOND!!!!!" Ino screamed said,

"Oh, like blood diamonds for Sierra Leone, I think I can relate to it that much." Sasuke said rudely. Ino stopped, "You see? You're terrible, that's just insulting and mean." Ino said before leaving. Sasuke sighed, sitting down. Within minutes Ino came back, snatched the light bulb away and went to go fix it herself.

Dinner:

"Look her Diamond!" Ino said contorting her face trying to be funny.

"Ino, I--" Sasuke breathed apologetically. Ino waved to stop him "Not me, her." Ino said putting Diamond in her lap. The telephone rang, "voice mail." they chimed together, this moment was more important than any phone call.

"Its Ino. Its Sasuke. Its goo gah Diamond, please leave a message and we can get back to you as fast as time allows us to! GOD bless." The phone said, "How did--so fast?" Sasuke said impressed.

"Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, WEEEELLCOOMMMMEEE!!! Homeeee Diamond! This is your loving uncle Naruto, your beautiful aunt Hinata and your cousin Shakira Ofelia Yuki Uzumaki!! So what do adults and children like about the same?? A big ole' barbecue so stop on by the Uzumakis' at 3 today for the SupaBowwwwlllll XLIV family showdown today at 3 oh, I already said that, heheh everyone is going so don't be a party pooper!! Just kidding!" Naruto said. Ino squealed in excitement.

"Oh, no really?" Sasuke groaned, sighing.

"Oh and its a pajama party!" Naruto said "Bring your babes! Good bye! Love, The Uzumaki Family." Naruto said before hanging up.

"You owe it to her." Ino said seriously, not taking no for an answer.

"Oh, right, love. Diamond I did not mean to insult, hurt, or demean you and I apologize deeply from my heart what I have done." Sasuke said with a pure and true heart.

"I meant you owe it to her to go to her first barbecue, but that was good." Ino said slurping up her noodles.

"Take tons of pictures." Sasuke said. "Yup, half for us, half for her family." Ino said feeding her. Diamond fussed her chocolate brown eyes squeezed shut about as tightly as her mouth.

"Not a veggie eater eh? I commend you." Ino smiled, Sasuke frowned. "Oh no you don't. Here, remember what we spent 2 months learning." Sasuke said.

"Diamond..." He cooed in a alluring voice. She opened one eye frowning. Sasuke sniffed the food, after his major gag reflex the baby began to clap and cheer, laughing and giggling. He tried to eat it, the baby started to cry. So he bit off a little and gave the rest to her.

"Brave soldier, I commend you." He smiled. Diamond and him gently touched their heads while Ino sighed at the sight.

Maybe Sasuke would be a great father after all.

*Puke* "No!!! That was marble ruby gold marble table!!! Persian imported. Diamond nooo!" He groaned.

Maybe.

A/N: Hoped you liked it!!! I know I enjoyed it!! Review please!! Thanks ever so much for reading!!!

Love,

SnowyWolfe.