"i bumped into kurosaki-kun and he offered me to stay with him''.
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"I see" rukia said
"well welcome to karakura orihime-chan!" rukia cheered as she took orihime hands shacking them up and down.
"hehe nice to meet you to rukia-chan'' orihime said while rubbing the back of her head.
"well we sould be heading out now cya Hime-chan!" renji called as rukia and him practically ran out the room.
'maybe I sould head home or maybe I sould find urethra and tell him imp here' orifice thought as her tail wagged back and forth completely unaware that she's still in school lucky few people could see.
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"yoruichi-sama"
"yes"
"umm it's about orihime-chan"
"yes?''
''well she ran away''
"WHAT!!??"
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"so where's hime-nii?" rukia said when she walked it the door and saw ichigo on the couch eating some pocky.
"hime-nii?" ichigo repeated.
"yeah idiot! Don't tell me you scared her off!" she snapped
"Hey chill out I don't know where she is" ichigo said turning back to the T.V
"No wonder your single you such a jerk"
"whatever oh and I were you ill leave before-" ichigo was interuted when a load yell came from behind him.
"that" he said before getting up and leaving rukia do deal with the owner of that annoying voice other known as "dad".
when ichigo retruned to his room he found orihime lying on his bed reading a manga.
"where have you been?" ichigo questioned
when he took the manga from her.
"out"
was her only reply when she stool the manga back.
"and that's where?"
he questioned again.
"to see an old friend"
ichigo sighed the picked her up and placed her on the floor before plopping down on his bed.
"what's wrong?" she asked closing her book
"just tired"
"let me help you" she said as she got up and massages' his shoulders
"see don't you feel better?"
she said in his ears with a nod of the head orihime continued as soon as she knew he was asleep she went back to her book.
But outside the window a pair of eyes narrowed.
"yoruichi-sama is goning to hear about this" with that the stranger left with a full hate for a certin orange hair teenager.
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.yoruichi sat on her thrown awaiting news on her student
"I'm gonna kill her when she gets back"
She grumbled to herself when the said stranger walked in.
"hisagi did you find her yet?"
she said as he walked up to her and bowed.
" yes yoruichi-sama and I have some news I think you sould know"
After the news was told to yoruichi about orihime
"feeling up" a human she dismissed hisagi and counted to ten over and over before she shouted
"IM GONNA KILL HER!!"
she said as she stormed out the room.
"I cant believe her getting involved with a human is she crazy"
she said to herself and she kept on walking
"why didn't she just do her job and come back BUT NOOOO she had to get all mushy with a teenage boy!"
she came to a stop and smiled
"she's kind of like me"
she said as she returned walking down the hall.
Orihime woke up when a load blaring noise was coming from a little metal box.
"what the heck is this"
she said as she pocked it with her finger "Ehh be quite!" she shouted
'BEEP BEEP BEEP'
it continued so shout orihime losing her patience he grabed it and through it out the window.
"there nice and quite"
but then she herd more shouting
"HEY WHAT WAS THAT!?"
one voice said in panic
"SOMEONE HELP HE'S BLEEDING!"
more voices said orihime looked out the window to see a small crowd around an unconscious person with orange hair
"oh dear"
orihime said as she jumped out the window and ran to her unconscious friend .
"ichigo hey wake up"
she said as she slap his face (more like whipping , or that's at least how it sounded)
"WHAT THE HELL STOP!" he said as he grabed her hand
"ARE YOU TRYING TO GIVE ME AN CONCUTION?!"
"I'm sorry ichigo did I hit you to hard?"
"nah it just felt like I was getting slapped in the face with a dictionary . What hit me anyways?"
he said as he looked around
"I think it was this" a passerby said (cosplaying as tamaki from ouran high school host club)
"is that my alarm clock?" ichigo said .
"so that's whats it called I threw it out the window and" she trailed of when she felt a cold chill in the air and saw ichigo glaring at her
"hehe are you mad?" she asked
"how do I look"
"umm hehe you look like your bout to chock me" she said moving away.
"BINGO!" he said as he started running after her.
"I'm sorry ichigo please don't kill me!" she yelled looking back at him.
"DON'T WORRY IM NOT GONNA KILL YOU..YET!" ichigo yelled.
Orihime stoped which was not such a good idea and ichigo crashed into her sending them both to the ground.
"oww" they both mummbled
"why did you stop you idiot!" ichigo yelled while still on top of her. They both looked down and saw ichigo had both his hands on her -
'coughboobscough'
"I-im sorry!" They both said as they got up and looked away.
"well well hisagi wasn't kidding when he said you were getting it on with a human"
a black cat said as 'he' crawled onto her lap.
"yor-yoruichi-sensei" orihime stuttred
"yes?"
"I can explain" she said as she bowed to the cat.
"orihime why is that cat talking and why are you bowing to it?"
the cat glared at the very confused boy.
" idiot!" orihime yelled at ichigo "please forgive him yoruichi-sensei!"
"What's the big deal it's a damn cat"
Yoruichi scratch ichigo across the face.
"your dead human!" she yelled then she truned into a woman with dark skin and purple hair (and naked).
"say 'stupid cat' again human and ill rip out your tounge"
she said as she glared at the beat red boy .
"orihime umm who is she?" he said as he glanced at orihime.
"she's the queen of where im from"
"oh shit"
"oh shit is right and you missy"
She said as she pointed to orihime "are in BIG truble."
Orihime looked at the ground.
"how did you find out "
"I told her"
said a voice as he walked from behind a tree ichigo looked at the man he had black spiky hair like his but it was black and black cat ears and has a '69' on his cheek.
"and why did you do that! Hisagi!?" orihime yelled.
He chuckled and walked closer to them.
"hime-nii have you fallen so low to become a lover of a human?"
"that's enough!" yoruichi said .
"Come. Orihime its time to go home" yoruichi commanded.
"but-"
"no buts orihime say goodbye to your friend and come with us"
"No"
yoruichi truned and looked at her surprised.
"I'm not going"
yoruichi smiled. "Okay"
was all she said
"Okay yoruichi your not serious are you!" hisagi yelled.
"what if I am" yoruichi challenged .Hisagi looked away.
"never mind yuroichi -sama its not my place to say"
"good kitty"
she said as she rubbed his head the she truned her gaze to orihime.
"hey I hope you know that a shinigami becoming friends with humans are forbidden but maybe there's something you could do to make that rule your own"
with that Yoruichi and Hisagi walked away.
"Orihime what was that?"
"umm that's my family"
"family?"
"well in a way yes"
"and I thought my family was weird"
With that they both headed home.
'I wonder what Yoruichi-sensei meant by making it my own? Orihime thought as the kurosaki clinic came into site.
"I got some questions for you so when you get up to my room be ready to answer Every Single one"
"Orihime is tired can we wait till tomorrow"
she said as she gave him puppy dog eyes.
"like hell your going to tell me everything starting with that purple haired woman"
"Aww ichigo have a heart!" she complained.
as they walked in the door.
"your-" chino was cut off when isshin punch ichigo in the gut.
"ICHIGOOOO WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME WE HAD A GIRL LIVING WITH US!!??!!"
"DAD!. WHAT THE HELL.I. .JUST. GOT. HOME.!!"
" Ichigo yelled as he kicked isshin in the groin
"ichigo don't do that to your dad!" orihime scolded as she ran to isshin.
Isshin quickly wrapped an arm around her shoulder.
"Welcome to the family Miss?"
"Orihime"
"Orihime! So when will you and my son will grant me grandchildren!?"
"SHUT IT DAD!!"
"C'MON ICHIGO HAVE A HEART IM GETTING OLD AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE-!"
"Shut it and go away" Ichigo said while dragging orihime upstairs
"Ichigo dose your dad always act like that?" orihime said takeing a seat on the desk chair
"sadly yes damn why cant her act normal for once"
"it must be nice"
"Tch bull crap you have no idea how embarrassing he is"
"Still I wonder what it's like to have a family" she said while glancing out the window.
"Wait weren't those crazy people your family" Ichigo said
"Well yes and no I don't have a birth family but Yaruichi-sensei raised me along with Hisagi"
"Oh im sorry"
"Don't worry about it I never let that get me down besides I don't think I could ever live without the two of them…I love them" orihime said with a sad smile.
Icihgo looked down
'damn I feel like a jerk'
an idea popped into his head.
"Hey orihime if we cant be friends cause im not a shinigami then how about I become one"
Ichigo suggested .
"Hemm I never thought of that" she trailed off as she gave it more thought then she gasped and jumped up.
"THAT'S IT!"
she said as she glanced at Ichigo.
Ichigo raised an eyebrow "What's it?"
"Like you said silly ill trun you into a shinigami!" she cheered as she grabed his hand.
"Wait how?" Ichigo asked
" I stab you with my zanpaktou!"
"WHAT!?"
"Well that's how you do it" she mummbled
"Like hell! Your trying to kill me!" he yelled
"No! look I promise ill make sure nothing happens to you!"
"Fine but tell me this what's the risk and tell me more about being a shinigami"
"Done the only risk is the first 2 to 1 days and you have to fight hollows and that's bout it"
"Okay this idea becoming worse an worse what happens 2 to 1 days"
"well its different for each person but they have one strong emotion for that period"
"that doesn't sound that bad and this is a long vacation so if I don't have to go to school" Ichigo trailed off
to think of the Pro's and Con's
"Alright let's do this"
"Alright! Oh I wonder what you'll get a tail or ears Oh maybe eyes!"
"Wha are you talking about?"
"there's 5 levels of becoming a full a shinigami each level we get a new cat part as you can see from my tail
I'm a level one!"
"what are the five levels?"
"well there Tail ,Eyes, Ears, teeth, claws the more levels you get the stronger you are!" Orihime cheered.
"Hemm that sounds fair" Ichigo said.
"So you fully agree to become one then?" Orihime questioned
"Sure" Ichigo said as they shacked hands.
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To Be continued…..
{Preview}
Next time on Neko tails Ichigo is truned into a shinigami?
Oh no what emotion will he have?!
And why dose he want kittens?
Find out next time!
BYE!!
Kawaii3