When Ichigo woke up he wasn't in his bed but was in a rocky outside area.
( urahara's underground training field)
"Where the hell am I?" he asked sitting up and looking around
"It seems that our little guest finally woke up" a man's voice said
"Now we can get started!" Orihimes voice said happily
"Where the hell am I!" Ichigo shouted not knowing where Orihime or the man are.
Orihime appeared suddenly in front of him along with the man who to Ichigo looked in his late twenties with a weird green and white striped bucket hat that coved his eyes.
"Hi there I don't think I introduced myself I'm Urahara Kisuke and this is my underground training arena!"
He said as he wiped his fan in front of his face.
"Okay why am I here?" Ichigo questioned clearly not amused.
"Silly he's going to help you become a shinigami!" orihime said happily.
"He knows?" Ichigo said pointing at the man.
"Well Of course!!" Urahara said as he hit his fan on ichigo's head.
"Well you don't look like a shinigami is all" ichigo said standing up
"Well im not. I'm like you I meet a shinigami 12 years ago and became friends with her!" Urahara cheered
"Why didn't you become a shinigami?" Ichigo asked.
"It's a long story which we have no time for so lets get started shall we?" said urahara.
"Fine, okay what do I do?" ichigo asked.
"Don't worry you just stand there, orihime you know what to do?"
"Yes!" Orihime said drawing out her sword. "Ichigo just stay still okay"
Ichigo nodded and closed his eyes 'why am I doing this again?' ichigo asked himself as he heard orihime running twords him.
As soon as the blade pierced Ichigo a bright light surrounded them both blinding everything around them.
'It feels so warm, what is it?" ichigo thought still trapped in the bright light .
"I must be dead" ichigo said aloud as the bright like surrounded his head.
With that Ichigo passed out.
"That boy he's strong"
Urahara said to himself as the light let down and he saw ichigo and orihime passed out.
"I better keep a eye on these two"
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"What happened?" two drowsy voices said in unison.
"Well bout time you two woke up I thought ill have to call a ambulance you guys been out for a month" urahara said in a 'fake' worried tone.
"WHAT!?!" both teens shot up
"Just kidding you both passed out an hour ago so I brought you up to my shop"
He said as he waved off ichigo's glare.
"those are cute ears you got kurosaki-kun" urahara said as he pointed with his fan to ichigo's orange cat ears.
"Huh!" orihime said as she looked them over "How cute!!" she cheered as she gave them a rub with her fingers.
"Don't stop" ichigo said while lying his head on her lap.
"Ehh?" orihime said while turning beat red.
"don't worry hime-chan I guess this is the side affect" Urahara said as he patted orihimes sholder he stoped when ichigo started to hiss at him.
"Well I think I should leave" Urahara said while sweating nervously "You two have fun!"
With that urahara left the room closing the door behind him.
"Why did you hiss at him ichigo?" orihime said looking at ichigo.
"Do you like kittens?" ichigo asked ignoring her question
"Yeah" orihime said not getting his question
Ichigo looked at her evilly
"Lets make some!" he said as he pounced her.
(like a loin to a sheep, pour girl)
"What!! Ichigo stop!" orihime said trying to get the frisky ichigo off her.
"I don't wanna" Ichigo purred in her ear.
With that orihime kneed ichigo in the stomach
"Sorry ichigo" orihime called an she stumbled out of the room.
"Come back my hime!" ichigo called after her lovingly.
"No way!" she called back
"But~"
"No buts-!"
orihime wasn't paying attention cause she tripped over a bug and ichigo jumped her.
And started (If you watch animal planet yah know what's he's doing GiggtyXD)
"Ichigo! This is sexual harassment!" orihime yelled trying to get up.
"You know you like it" he purred seductively in her ear.
Orihime blushed beat red then smashed her head against his and ran off.
'good going orihime know ichigo is a rabbit on steroids how am I going to deal with this one hisagi was mad at everything and anyone how we dealt with him was to let him have his way' orihime thought then blushed deeper 'Okay that's out umm what else think fast orihime!'
"you smell really good " orihime looked behind to find who said that and it was a big hollow licking its lips.
"you want a fight? Then you got it!" orihime said drawing her sword.
"hehe you think you can cut me with that little twig think again" the hollow said as he lunged at her.
She cut his fingers of and back flipped on a tree branch "twig huh, lets see what this 'twig' can do" orihime said as she flew at him but was caught off guard when she saw renji and rukia a few feet from her.
"Orihime?" the couple said walking twords her.
"No! stop run away!!" she shouted not paying attention she was thrown into a tree the hollow pinning her down.
"Heh ill deal with you first" the hollow said as it opened its mouth to eat orihime.
She closed her eyes not wanting to see. But nothing came no pain no blood nothing.
Orihime opened her eyes cause she felt like she was being carried through the air.
"You okay orihime" Ichigo said.
"Huh? Your not getting frisky?" orihime wondered aloud
"Ehh sorry bout that" ichigo said rubbing the back of his head.
"Its okay but how?" she asked
"well when-" ichigo was cut off when the hollow screamed "ill tell you later"
Ichigo placed her down then charged at the hollow with one swing the hollow truned to ash and was gone.
"Ichigo!! Hime-nii!" rukia called as renji and herself ran twords them
'oh crap' orihime and ichigo said in unison
"What the hell is going on and why do you have a tail and why do you ears?" Renji asked pointing to them
"Long story Renji" ichigo said patting his friend on the shoulder.
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Later the grope got to the kurosaki clinic and orihime told the couple everything and made them promise not to tell anyone that they know.
"okay so your part cat know?' renji asked ichigo
"yeah"
"oh….how do yah feel?"
"well I can sense things better"
"can I touch them"
"what?"
"can I touch your ears" renji asked again.
"Okay?"
Renji touched ichigo's ears then started rubbing them ichigo got closer and started purring
"maybe we should stop" renji said pulling away
"sorry I get that way when my ears are rubbed" ichigo said awkwardly.
"what about you orihime" renji glanced at orihime
"same thing " orihime said as her tail moved up and down renji was about to grab it when ichigo stared to hiss at him.
"Don't touch her" he gritted through his teeth
"sorry man I wont touch your girl" Renji said nervously .
"Good"
Was all ichigo said. Rukia tried to break the uncomfortable
silence
"Hey Its late we should be heading to bed" she said with a sweat drop
Orihime noticed what she was trying to do and joined her.
"Shes right! C'mon ichigo I want to go to bed!" she cheered as she grabbed ichigo's arm and dragged him out of Rukia's room.
"That was weird" Renji and Rukia said with anime sweat drops.
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"How long has it been Hisagi?"
"How long what's been Yuroichi-sama?"
"Since orihime truned that boy into a shinigami?"
"Two months yuroichi-sama" Hisagi said bitterly
"From the tone in your voice you don't like him am I right?"
Hisagi looked at the ground.
Yuroichi got up and placed his head on her lap.
"You love her don't you hisagi"
"Yes but not in a lover way more like a brother and I just don't like the fact that's shes dating is all"
Yuroichi smiled.
"Yah know she loves you to maybe you sould go see her" yoruichi suggested
"Is it alright if a bring someone?"
"Of course and I have a pretty good idea who your talking about"
Hisagi got up and kissed her on the cheek and left but not before saying over his sholder .
"Yoruichi-sama thanks for always being a mom to hime-nii and I"
"Don't mention it" yoruichi called after him
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"Hime-nii what do you think of this one?"
Rukia said while holding up a blue scarf with a red rose at the bottom of one side.
"Oh that's cute!!"
Orihime exclaimed as she put down the green scarf she was holding
"I know! Hey there's another one here lets get it so you and me can have matching scarves!" rukia cheered as she picked up the matching scarf and handed it to orihime
" Okay" orihime cheered happily.
"ORIIHHHIMEEEEEE!!!!" A cheerful voice said behind the girls.
"Huh? Did you say something rukia-nii?"(yes orihime is calling rukia-nii)
"No but I did hear someone call your name"
rukia said looking up from the clothes rack.
Both girls were about to look for who called for orihime when a blonde haired woman wearing jean skirt with a white button down shirt with a black vest that ended right under her huge 'coughBoobscough' toped off with black knee high boots.
"Orihime! Iv missed you!!"
the woman said as she embraced the girl in a back breaking hug.
"R-Rangiku iv missed you too" orihime said between breaths rangiku realized
she was turning blue and let go the she glanced at a shocked Rukia.
"Hi there! My names Rangiku Matsumoto!" she said as she pointed a thumb to herself.
"I-Im Rukia Kurosaki" rukia said with a anime sweat drop.
"Rangiku you shouldn't run off like that" said hisagi walking twords the grope wearing a black t shirt and black pants with chains and rips (Aka very sexy!!)
"HISAGI!!" orihme cheered as she ran up to him and gave him a not so back breaking but strong hug.
"Ummm Hime-nii who are these people?"
"Ohh sorry this is Hisagi my older brother and that's rangiku a close friend of mine from home"
"B-brother!?" rukia said
"Yeah(hehe) kinda"
"Wait a second you told me about your brother and he is nothing like you or ichigo described" rukia Said while circling Hisagi like a vulcher.
"And what was that hime-nii?" Hisagi asked in a annoyed tone.
"Oh well I said you were very nice and a really big tattle tail!" she said childishly while pointing a finger at him.
"Oh come on Hime-nii let it go! Your acting like a spoiled brat!" Hisagi yelled
"I will not! And you're the brat! You always stole my toys!"
"We were 4!"
"SO!?"
"Your such a pain in the ass!!"
"WHAT?! YOU'RE THE PAIN! WHY DID YOU COME HERE ANYWAYS?!"
"I DON'T KNOW MAYBE I SOULD LEAVE SENCE IM CLEARLY NOT WANTED!"
"CLEARLY!"
"hey you guys stop fighting" rukia said
"STAY OUT OF THIS!!" Orihime and Hisagi yelled
"DON'T YELL AT MY FRIEND!"
"YOU DID IT TO!"
"Whatever, rukia lets go home k" orihime said looking away from hisagi.
"Hime-nii wait-"
"Don't, just go home hisagi" orihime said while walking out of the store alone.
Hisagi looked at the ground n clenched his fist a leaned agents a nearby wall.
"I guess I sould leave, lets go rangiku, there's no point in staying, she hates me."
"That's not true, she loves you" rukia said placeing a hand on his shoulder.
"here she got this for your birthday next week"
rukia placed a black cat key chain with two kittens. Hisagi looked at the red collars that they each had one said
"Mama Yuro" he smiled and read the others
"Hisagi"
"Hime-nii"
And on the back was engraved
"To my big brother, with Love orihime"
with that Hisagi ran out of the store to fine his 'Hime-nii'
He's been running for what it seemed an hour he was about to give up when he saw long orihme sitting on a swing pushing lightly looking at the ground.
He ran over to her.
"Hime-nii!" he called before she could even look up he wrapped his arms around her.
"Im-im sorry hime-nii please lets stop fighting I hate it!" he cried.
She didn't reply but he heard sobs coming from her.
"I love you so much Hisagi-kun" she cried as she wrapped her arms around him
"I love you to kiddo, now stop crying" he let her go and kissed her on the forehead.
"O-okay" she wiped the tears a way with her sleeve
"good now I guess I could tell you why im really here"
"Huh?" orihime said as a question mark appeared behind her.
"ill tell you when we meet up with your boyfriend" Hisagi teased
"H-he Not M-my B-B-B-b-boy-" orihime couldn't even finish she was so red she made a ripe tomato look pail.
"what ever you say~"
The siblings meet up with rangiku and rukia a few minutes later the walked twords the school where ichigo was currently serving detention for sleeping in class (again)
"Damnit, I hate that stupid son of a who are you" Ichigo said while walking out of the building.
"this is him orihime?" Rangiku said pointing to ichigo orihime nodded the hugged ichigo in a crushing hug
"GAHHHH"
"Im sorry ohh orihime you didn't say he was this hot!" Rangiku said giving the beat red girl an evil smile
"Rangiku let the boy go before he combust" Hisagi pointed to the beat red ichigo unaware to the grope ichigo wasn't beat red because rangiku was hugging him the only thing running through his mind was
'she thinks im hot?'
"Ichigo?" orihime poked his side "Did you hear me?"
"Huh?" barely aware they were staring at him
"Hisagi and Rangiku are goanna live in karakura starting today!" orihime cheered happily
"Ohh"