Duh Duh Duuuuh! Okay here is the moment all you guys are dreading….PAULA! (Dresses up in an army uniform and grabs grenades and bazookas—who's up for a witch hunt?) But don't worry, her ass gets kicked out of the story in the next chapter, because I don't like her (don't we all, but sadly she's vital to the storyline)….then make way for the one we know and love…. (Drum roll) NOODLE! Whoo!

CHAPTER 10: AFFECTION

2-D opened up a box of Coco Puffs and poured it into his bowl. He scooped up a bunch of them with his spoon and chewed slowly. "Another morning here in Kong Studios…." He thought to himself. "And so far nothing has been happening." He took of sip of orange juice and sighed. The clock on the wall said it 10:00 in the morning. "Blimy, it sure is boring around here. And Muds and Russ are still sleeping." 2-D got up from the table and put his empty cereal bowl into the kitchen sink. "Okay let's see….took a shower….got dressed…popped some painkillers…ate breakfast….I think I got everything done." He looked out the window that overlooked the landfill. "And the weather looks nice today; I think I'll go out for awhile."

The sun was shining and there was not a cloud in the sky, it even made the old cemetery look cheerful. 2-D took in a breath of fresh air, the wind running though his spiky blue hair. It took awhile for him to hike down the giant hill but he finally reached the giant gate that barred the cemetery. Luckily for him, the lock on the gates was broken and that allowed him to easily go through.

Essex was a small town but 2-D enjoyed walking on its streets. "Mmm, morning walks sure feel good." Soon he came to the town park. It was filled with people and children. The children were busy at the playground and the rest were out having fun. "2-D sat down on one of the benches and put his head back. "Nothing could be better than this."

Suddenly a scream was heard. 2-D jerked his head up and looked around. He saw a girl; she was tall and had dark black hair. On her feet were a pair of roller blades, she was speeding down the sidewalk. "Help! Someone! I can't stop!" She cried. 2-D jumped up from the bench and ran over to her. "I have to help her"

With a jump he landed in front of her. SPLASH! He felt water all around him; they both had landed in the park fountain. Sitting up, he saw the dark haired girl lying on her back floating in the water. She sat up "uggg…are you CRAZY! I could have died!" She screamed at him. "You-"

2-D looked at her and shook some water droplets out of his hair. An awestruck look came to her face as she stared at him. "I-I-I-"She stammered. "Are you okay love?" 2-D asked. "Yeah, I'm fine." She blushed. "You saved me." She said. "Aw I had too, anything for a girl." 2-D said.

They both stood up and looked at each other for a few moments. "We're both soaked, we should go dry off." 2-D said. "Got to be careful, I don't want you getting a fever. How about you come back to my place and we can get you a towel and some dry clothes." 2-D asked her. "Uh okay, that would be nice." She said. "My names Paula, what's yours?"

"Oh its 2-D, my real name is Stuart but I prefer 2-D more." He told her. "Where do you live?" Paula asked him. "In a huge studio on top of a hill, it's about a mile from here." 2-D said. "You mean that big place that's supposed to be haunted?" She asked.

"Uh well…I guess you could put it that way, heh heh."

Soon…..

Paula stepped into the large lobby of Kong Studios and looked around amazed. "Wow! Bloody hell, this place is huge!" She gasped. 2-D came out of the next room. He had a pile of clothes in his hands. "Sorry, I live with two other guys so we don't exactly have any woman's clothes. Except those panties that Muds stole from the last girl he went out with. I think they are on the floor of his Winnebago? So you have to use my spare clothes." 2-D told her.

"Wait did you say you live with two other guys?" Paula asked. "Uh yeah, their still sleeping though, but I'll go get them right now." 2-D disappeared down a corridor leaving Paula in the lobby. "I think I'm going to like this place." Paula snickered to herself.

10 Minutes later….

"Sweet Satan! Its 12:00 in the bloody morning! What could be important so early in the morning?" Murdoc growled. "Yeah D, I just hope you brought home pizza for everyone. That would be a great surprise." Russel drooled. The 3 of them walked out of an elevator. "Alright where is-" Murdoc walked ahead of them into the lobby. He stopped dead in his tracks when he saw Paula. She was dressed in 2-D's clothes and gave him a weird look. "You brought me home a chick, dressed in your clothes." Murdoc said. "Maybe I was wrong about you mate, I guess you're not that stupid when it comes to my needs."

"Anyway, why is she is your clothes D? Where you guys going at it while we were sleeping?" Russel asked. A shocked look came to 2-D's face. "Wha? No, I met her at the park and we both fell into the fountain, I just got her some dry clothes." 2-D stammered.

"Ello all, my name is Paula. He saved my life, and anyway thanks for letting me stay here." She smiled.

"I'm Murdoc, you already know the dullard here and this is Russel." Murdoc told her.

"Sup?" Russel replied.

"Hey why do you guys live in this old place anyway?" Paula asked taking a seat on the floor. "Well this is the headquarters for our band and we have no other place to go, so we-"Murdoc said.

"Wait, you guys are in a band?" Paula asked.

"Yeah, we haven't started it up yet but all we need is a lead guitarist and we're all set." Murdoc told her. "Really? Well I guess you boys are in luck because I have some skills on the guitar. Actually I have been playing guitar for years." Paula told them, smirking. "Sweet satan, you saved the guitar playing angel from heaven." Murdoc shouted. Paula slightly blushed.

"I can't believe it, our band is complete. Fame, here we come." 2-D said smiling.

That Evening….

"All right ya'll, its movie time." Russel shouted as he came into the TV room with a bowl of popcorn and 2 boxes pf candy. He set the snacks down on the coffee table and stood in front of the TV. Murdoc, 2-D and Paula were sitting on the couch. "So what are we watching tonight?" 2-D asked. "I rented two flicks: Attack of the Zombie Brain Munchers and the Dead Walk the Earth." He picked up 2 DVD's from the top of the TV. "Oooo, two new movies we've never seen before. I like the second one." 2-D said. "Yeah, sounds exciting." Paula said. So it was decided.

Russel turned out the lights and set the DVD player. An eerie light came from the TV. 2-D relaxed but suddenly felt a tingling feeling in his left arm. He looked down at his hand and saw that Paula was holding it, tightly. 2-D blushed and looked away. He tried to pull it away from her but she was clinging to his arm. "Uh I'm kinda feeling uncomfortable right now…" he whispered to her. "Why? Whats wrong, don't you like my womanly charms?" She whispered back. "It's not you; I mean I need some space." 2-D sighed. "2-D we need to talk, like right now" Paula whispered. She grabbed 2-D's hand and they both got up from the couch. "If you boys could excuse us?" Paula said as she pulled 2-D out of the room.

Soon in 2-D's room…

Paula sat down on 2-D's bed. 2-D sat down next to her. "So what do you want to talk to me about?" 2-D asked her. "Well I just wanted to say something that I don't think Russ or Murdoc should hear." Paula told him. "Well I know I have only been here for one day, but this is something that is needed to be said." She sighed. "Yes, I'm listening." 2-D told her. "I really care about you 2-D, a lot and I believe that we should be together for the rest of our lives." She blushed. "What?" 2-D asked her with a confused look on his face. "In other words, I love you." She blurted out.

"You love me!" 2-D looked shocked. "Yes from the first time I saw you when we were in the fountain at the park." She grabbed 2-D's hand. "Paula….I…." He didn't know what to say. "Well to be honest…I kinda love you too." 2-D also blushed and scratched his head. With a sudden quickness, Paula grabbed 2-D's face and kissed him gently. They both fell backwards onto the bed. "Oh I've never felt this way before." 2-D said as Paula stroked her fingers through his hair. "I've never been this happy."

Paula got up from the bed and walked over towards the door. "Good, we can both be happy." And with a gesture she slowly dimmed the lights.

To Be Continued….

Actually that was pretty good, but god Paula is still a dirty, no good son of a btch. You guys can send me more comments that has Paula bashing in it—I like Paula bashing stuff…serves her right.