Major A/N for this chapter… so Roxy, Damian and I spent like two hours on the phone together figuring out stuff for this fic
Major A/N for this chapter… so Roxy, Damian and I spent like two hours on the phone together figuring out stuff for this fic. So we're jam packed with ideas and ready to go.
Notes: the whole last name for Garth, I made it up for the sole purpose of this fic. It is in no way canon.
Disclaimer: ahh, the nights I spend wishing I came up with Teen Titans. I lay in bed and stare up at the stars and wonder…where the fuck did the ceiling go?!
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Remarks: anon review Christi – damn computers, sometimes they hate me too…actually they do hate me a lot. The whole term "homo-no-mo" is from this great movie called Queer Duck, which, yes is as absurd as it sounds. The main character Queer Duck wants to know what it's like to be straight, so he goes to…you guessed it… Homo'no'mo. As for the couples, I have two best friends in the whole world that I'm writing this with. We bounce ideas off each other and they are my cheerleaders, Damian is a big Jinx/Beast Boy shipper, I love Raven/Cyborg and Speedy/Aqualad and Roxy loves Starfire/Robin, so I'm trying not to make just one dominate. Going to spread the love.
G. Login – you have to be our greatest reviewer so far. We just love you! Lol. The whole Starfire thing was from the T.I.T, I thought that that game was ridiculous, but I really want to see if it exists, who wouldn't love a mash up between DDR and GH? As for the whole homo-no-mo thing, I'm really excited that it's so far cool with everyone that I'm bashing the theory on "praying the gay away". I am bi; I don't believe that it is possible to lie about whom you are. It would drive me insane and it drove Speedy to his heroine… oops, plot bunny slipped out of it's cage… .;
Chapter Four
The Invasion
"Alright gentleman, this is our battle plan." Beast Boy laid the blue print out on the disgusting carpet, as four other heads looked over the schematic. "From what I've been able to figure out, they all leave by noon. We have use the good old fashion gum in the lock to keep it from staying closed and get our revenge!" everyone nodded, as Beast Boy put his green hand into the middle of the group. Robin was next, convinced that, yes it might have been Flash's fault for them loosing the girls' interest, but they didn't have to take it all personally. The rest of the males followed, placing their hands on top of each other.
"When do we strike?" Speedy asked, leaning against the couch and smirking. He was trying not to think about the hallway meeting with Aqualad…well…Garth now. Speedy could remember when Garth McKenna first came to True Directions. He was so shy and quite. The two were roommates, and spent hours talking to each other. Garth was the star swimmer on his high school team. So, Speedy gave him the nickname Aqualad. It was either that or Fish-Boy. It was rare that Speedy didn't think about him. It had been a few years since that fateful day, when they were caught and Garth was kicked out. Speedy sometimes wondered what his life would be life if he went with Garth. Took the blame instead of being an idiot, might change what he went through. Speedy probably wouldn't have done the stupid shit he did.
"At noon. The gum is already in place, we attack when the smokin' hot redhead leaves." Everyone laughed, as they opened their door slightly. A light whistle noise went through the hallway, something foreign that they never heard before. Redhead Kori or whatever her name was left the house, closing the door behind her while calling through the door,
"A pleasant slumber dear Friend-Jinx." The males couldn't help but drool a little bit; she wore a tight white shirt and a pair of black pants, making her gorgeous body look a-m-a-z-i-n-g. She left the hallway, still whistling that damn song. The heard the sound of a car pulling away as the males made their move. True to his word, Beast Boy's strawberry bubblegum held the lock back.
"I knew it would work!" he pulled the elastic gum off, while putting it back in his mouth. Even for a group of five guys who shared one bathroom…that was disgusting. Cyborg pulled the door open gently, as everyone else slipped in. the place was a pigsty. It was worse then theirs! Shouldn't girls be neat freaks, homemakers, and stuff? Instruments sat in the corner; the bass, covered in vampire stickers, various bands, Emily the Strange, and Skelanimals. The drums were spray painted black and pink with the word Disenchanted in the middle. Last, there it was, the reason that girls should not play rock and roll. A neon pink Hello Kitty guitar leaned against the drum kit.
"What kind of sick thing is this?" Robin asked, picking up the guitar by the neck. There was a fuckin' Japanese kitten on a guitar! The images just didn't mix. Flash and Speedy continued to look around the apartment. Guitar Hero sat front of the T.V set, Cyborg was already taking the game station apart, reprogramming the whole thing to crash the next time they turned it on. Beast Boy started playing the guitar, the bassist had no skills what so ever on the instrument, and instead started to bash it into the ground. The neck broke first as Robin joined Flash and Speedy. They found the kitchen, if it could even be called that.
"Food!" Flash called out, despite their pizza gorging the night before…they used all their money on gas and rent. There were boxes of ramen in the cabinets. Every flavor and every type lined the insides of those cabinets, a feast fit for a king! Speedy and Robin were practically salivating, grabbing as much of the cupped noodles as they could carry. Flash inspected the fridge, shutting it quickly, he was sure some of the blue mold in the corner started to move, probably plotting an attack on the neon green pizza slice. Flash started to help his friends, shoving his pants full of food. They heard something crash in the other room, what did Beast Boy do? Flash, Speedy and Robin moved to the other room as fast as they could. Considering the vast amount of cups in their pockets, it was a miracle that they could even move.
"This'll be the best…" they heard escape Beast Boy's lips. Cyborg was holding the small green kid up, as he tied a noose around the Hello Kitty guitar's neck. All of the guys laughed, while making sure the guitar would fall down the next time someone opened the door.
True brilliance!
If this didn't get their attention…nothing would. Flash, Robin, Speedy and Cyborg left the apartment, while Beast Boy hooked up their Dead Guitar one more time. He had to find a window of some sort to climb out. Hum… where to look. He checked all of the rooms. Until the last door caught his eye. On the seemingly white door was a black bird spray-painted and "DEAD END" in bright red paint. Maybe this would work! Because such things do tend to make sense to Little Green Kids. There was a theory that Beast Boy was dropped on his head a few too many times when he was born. Good theory might actually be true. He pushed the door open, while seeing two beds. The floor was covered in a black sea of chains, safety pins and fishnet. The Goth girls must live in here. He saw one of the beds, closest to him lined with lavender sheets and a jet black comforter on the top, Jack Skellington and Sally the Ragdoll stared back at him from the top of the blanket. Weird movie. Weird director. He kept looking around, a book shelf seemed to be stuffed to it's maximum capacity with paper back vampire masturbatory aids and graphic novels. His forest green eyes fell to the other side of the room, there was a similar bed there, like the first one it really was just a mattress on the ground, some cans of Monster surrounded it like a moat, and it had a person sleeping in it.
SOMEONE WAS HOME?
Beast Boy's mind turned to panic! Holy shit, she was going to wake up, and Beast Boy would be castrated and he would just lose the will to play music! He was dead! Especially when they saw what they did to the Hello Kitty crap guitar. The pink haired girl, oh what was her name…uh…Curse…Plague…no…Jinx! That was it. She laid there, wrapped around black and pink sheets while sucking on her pinky finger as if she was a baby. Temptation was a sweet vixen. He knew he should make his escape. The window was right there. Black curtains surrounded it, but there was an escape route nonetheless. He pulled out his cell phone, a final parting gift from dear old mom and dad. The camera on it was shit, but this was just too good to pass up. Jinx seemed to be sleeping soundly, he got closer to her, trying not to disturb the moat of energy drinks. He snapped the picture, while waiting to her molly-whopped.
True to his rather fortunate luck, she stayed asleep. He saved the picture, while sliding the phone into his pocket. He opened the window, careful not to let too much light into the room. Cyborg, Flash, Robin and Speedy stood under him, holding out a rather large sheet.
Were they kidding?
Beast Boy might look stupid…but well…no in this case looks aren't that deceiving. It was either jump, or be stuck in a house they just ransacked with a violent pink haired finger-sucker. He jumped out the window, wishing he could fly. As he flew through the air, he pretended he was a bird. Small and green, but an animal none-the-less, he would be happy and free. No longer tied to one place forever, no longer stuck in one place when he's bored. Truly live up to the name "Beast Boy". Those thoughts came crashing down around him, when he landed in the sheet. His friends tightened their grip, as he bounced up and down slightly. He was fine. Woot! (AN/ DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! IF I AM SUED FOR PEOPLE JUMPING OUT OF WINDOWS AT MY ADVICE I SWEAR TO GILES, DAMIAN WILL HIT YOU WITH A LEAD PIPE! –Jenn) His friends caught him at the bottom, the euphoria of flying slipping away from him. Beast Boy stood up, while brushing off his clothes slightly. "We did it men!" they high fived each other, while preparing to feast on the stolen ramen. They walked up the stairs, singing out praises to each other. Behind them, they could see Goth-Girl-Raven and the Black-n-Yellow-are-the-Shiz-Bee come up behind them. Both clad in dainty black and purple skirts and matching tops.
Seeing the invaders, the guys ran to their apartment, and locked all of the possible locks. They could hear Bee call them weirdo-freaks, as Raven slid her key into the lock.
Three…
Two…
One…
"WHAT THE FUCK!" Raven screamed out, they were almost surprised the petite girl could make such a loud noise. Laughter erupted in Brain Damage's apartment, as Flash handed out cups of soup. Fists started to pound on their door, the two girls demanded that they open up. "OPEN THE FUCKIN' DOOR SO WE CAN KICK YOUR ASSES!" as if some tiny little girls could do any harm to big strong men like them! Hell, skinny ass little Beast Boy could take them both on and win. They laughed, while leaning against the door, sipping their soup. The two girls stopped trying to get in, the guys opened their door slightly, while seeing them try to cut the rope.
"Rae, this is war!" Bee yelled, while trying to cut the rope, Raven (they were assuming she also answered to Rae) stood with her back to their door.
"What's the point, if anything, we have to get some chocolate and Star's favorite movie. She's going to freak when she sees her Baby." Bee must have given up getting the rope down, they swung the guitar into the apartment. Bee and Raven went into their apartment, as the guys started laughing more.
"Good food, good prank." Flash laughed, while taking another sip of his spicy chicken ramen. "Anyone else feel bad that we basically started a war with the hottest girls in this complex?" he asked, as his friends looked to the orange haired manager.
"They'll get over it, it was a harmless prank. Plus, this stuff comes cheep and maybe now they'll know that no guitar should be disgraced with a fuckin pink cat on it." Cyborg reasoned, while sipping some of the broth in his cup. Everyone agreed, while waiting for more screams from across the hall.
Alright, we've all agreed I suck at endings.
So that's it for chapter four,
Chapter five will be a lot of fun and I can't wait to write it! So, keep reviewing and keep reading. This is probably right now, my favorite fic to write, just cause there are some really cool people reviewing and stuff. So, yeah, remember what I said about the jumping out of windows. Damian (my BFFL) will come to your house and attack you with a lead pipe. Fair warning.
XOXO,
Jenn