Rawr rawr rawr! If anyone can figure out why my phone hates me, there's a super awesome "anything you want in any chapter" present for you! No limits on the present, if someone can honestly tell me why my cell phone is a douchbag.

Notes: Yeah, if no one knows what Monster is, it is an energy drink. It comes in like, seven different flavors, one for each color of the rainbow. Damian is addicted to it, so we decided that Jinx was hooked on it too. Plus it would explain her huge amount of energy

Disclaimer: it's chapter five, if you haven't figure out by now that I do not own Teen Titans…then there is something wrong with you.

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Remarks: Robot Maddness Strikes –first review: thank you for clicking onto more chapters! We thought that the whole "from another planet" thing would be too much for this, even though in our original ficlet idea was with their powers.

Second review: lol! Hell hath no fury then that of a woken up Jinx. The whole finger sucking thing and the anger issues is from our darling male cheerleader, Damian. By the way, I really like your pen name, very original and funny.

G. Login – just what I've come to expect from you, G. Login, I post a chapter and you love it. I swear you are the most, lovely and splendid person in the great wide world. As for Cy's Baby, I wasn't going to attack her, but I'm starting to think that maybe some revenge would be sweet. We have some ideas for how this is going to end, but we have no idea who is going to win. Obviously, as a girl and a Raven enthusiast, I'm rooting for Disenchanted to win. But I might just leave it up to the readers.

Chapter Five
Hell hath no fury

It was hard to look at. Something that they struggled to have for years, destroyed in a testosterone ridden battlefield. Raven inspected the damage, while hearing Bee on the phone with Garth, screaming that this couldn't be legal. Raven had the unfortunate duty to call Star, give her the news that her baby, her only present from her Father was now hanging by a noose. First, the one who just slept through five male intruders in their home, was going to pay. First thing first, get Jinx awake safely, and then slaughter her. Raven crouched down, while opening the bottom cabinet. There was a false back, with a rather dusty blue and white cooler underneath. She pried open the lid, while taking out a can of Original Monster. Raven cringed her nose slightly, she had no idea how Jinx could pour can after can of this down her throat.

Raven adjusted the faux-back while standing back up; she still wore her uniform from work. It was bad enough busting tables and dealing with idiot tourists on a day-to-day basis, but add in the fact that her boss was a creeper Brit dude with a taste for barely legal flesh. It just made it worse. Raven opened her bedroom door, looking around. Nothing seemed out of place, Jinx was sprawled on her bed, her dyed pink hair out of its pigtails and hanging over her pale cheeks. One foot hung off the bed, resting on an empty can of…yes that's right…Monster. Raven made her way to the window, feeling the breeze float its way in. probably how the assholes escaped. Or, at least how one of them did. She didn't even want to deal with thinking about that now. She just had to make sure nothing else in their home was destroyed.

She crouched down next to the sleeping stripper; she let out a breath she didn't know she was holding. Raven and Jinx were close, but she still knew almost nothing about the girl. She knew that Jinx was molested when she was a kid. She knew that she ran off the first time when she was sixteen. She knew that she turned to prostitution for this man called Brother Blood, which is when she met Bee. Nevertheless, other then that, she knew nothing. Her mother's name, if she had any brothers or sisters. Anything. Raven opened the can of sugar and caffeine while holding it under Jinx's nose. She had to wait a few seconds, before seeing Jinx's natural chocolate brown eyes open. She wore contact lenses for the pink cat eye look. Jinx lunged forward for the drink, as Raven stood up with it. "You let those chauvinistic idiots across the hall fuck up our apartment, Jinx!"

The pink haired girl sat up, trying to cover her naked top half. She stretched slightly, as Raven sat down on the floor. "What happened?" she scratched her head slightly, while pulling on the closest shirt type clothing over herself. A black tank top (belonging to Raven) covered her as Jinx sat up. "What did those hunks do?" Raven rolled her lavender eyes, while listing off on her fingers,

"Broke into our house, stole our ramen and well…we're down a guitar." Jinx jumped out of her bed, while running into the living room. Bee slammed her cell phone against the table, while running her fingers through her hair.

"I swear, we need a landline, it's much more satisfying when you can slam the phone down, cells, we just can close it." She ranted while taking deep, yoga breaths. "Garth is on his way over to inspect the damage. Rae, you call Star yet?" she asked, stopping her yoga breaths. Her punching bag from the night before, lay on the ground. God she knew that would feel so good right now. Bee had, what can be described by some, as anger management issues, she had it for a while, which is why her therapist decided that voice lessons might be able to calm her down. Bee looked over the hanging guitar one more time, Jinx tried to hide behind the purple haired bassist.

"I didn't call her yet, I just woke the Idiot up." Raven stepped aside, while letting Jinx get sized up by the wolf. Bee snarled slightly, a sudden pair of rabid teeth replaced her normal ones.

"How could you let this happen, Jinx?" Raven slid her arms around Bee's waist, trying to calm the older girl down. Jinx pushed her index fingers together, while smiling broadly.

"I was sleeping…I'll pay for the damages!" she offered, while taking a glass jar down from the top of their entertainment center. It was slightly covered by Starfire's favorite bright purple jacket. The jar had a picture of all of the girls, in a chibi form and the words "Band Bash Jar" in Bee's sloppy handwriting. "Here, I put at least a hundred bucks in here, when Raven went to the mourning concert for Kurt Cobain." The purple haired bassist stuck out her tongue, while sitting on the couch, picking up Bee's cell phone and dialing Starfire's number.

"Hello Friend-Bee!"
"Hey Star, it's Raven, I have some bad news."
"Are you well Friend-Raven?"
"Yeah, I'm fine, it's just well…those jerks across the hall broke into our place, Hello Kitty was killed in the crossfire."

There was no noise from the other end. Raven turned around, seeing their front door being pulled open. The hanging guitar swinging down again, as Starfire's naturally bronzed skin looked almost pale. She ripped the rope down. While emerald flames danced in her eyes.

"This…this…is WAR!" she yelled, while going across the hall. Bee, Raven and Jinx weren't quite sure what she was going to do. Garth came up the stairs, while watching the battle scene. Starfire went across the hall, and kicked down the door. With one fatal kick, the door fell to the ground. She snarled slightly at the guys sitting in their living room. Feasting on the fruits of their labor. Eating their ramen and playing Guitar Hero. Garth grabbed the European girl's arms, while trying to take her away from the potential bloody murder scene. "YOU HAVE INVOKED THE WRATH OF KORAND'R! YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR WRETCHED DEED!" Garth tried to pull her back, before finding, that the otherwise tiny princess had more strength then he could have guessed. She kicked and screamed, and hell, Garth was even sure he was bitten.

"What the hell, girl?" Raven yelled, while helping Garth. Bee pushed past the two while going to the sitting men. She jutted out her hipbone, while putting her hand on her curvy waist.

"What made you think it was okay to destroy our home?" they looked to each other, not sure what to say, the one who was called Cyborg smiled at her, while taking a large bite of noodles.

"Finders keepers, losers weepers." Of course, what an idiot logic. Why wasn't Bee surprised? Starfire screamed, jumping between her native tongue and English, she was currently describing how she would devour their organs and knit a hat out of their flesh.

Violent little girl.

"We shall battle you within an inch of your life!" Starfire screamed as Raven and Garth managed to pull her back into their apartment. Her voice still carrying through the entire complex.

"A battle huh?" Beast Boy scratched his chin slightly; Jinx was almost tempted into asking why the hell he was green. "Like you girls could even do anything. Now, go and paint your nails and play on your crap ass instruments." The other males laughed, as Jinx and Bee left their apartment. Cyborg put their door back up, as Bee slammed the door shut behind her. Starfire was stomping around their apartment; she found a piece of old parchment paper in Raven's room. She snarled, while Garth tried to calm her down.

"Star, we can get you another guitar. It's nothing that serious. You just have to kick their asses in the competition and we're good!" Bee and Raven sat down on the couch, while watching Starfire pick up a Sharpie from inside of their couch. Jinx poured out the "Band Bash Jar" while counting out how much it would take to replace the food and the guitar.

"They shall feel my fury." She put the cap back on her pen, she disappeared into the kitchen, streams of (what everyone else assumed to be) swear words erupted from her mouth by the time she returned, a rather large cooking knife in her tanned hand. Bee and Raven stood up, keeping on eye on the redhead. What the hell was she going to do? She pulled open the door, while going to the still somewhat broken down door. Raven, Jinx, Bee and Garth went to the door, making sure she didn't actually kill any of them. She let out a battle cry, while stabbing the paper to the door. "We will see if they are as tough as they claim to be." She turned around on her heel, while pushing past her friends. Garth went to the door, while reading the note aloud,

"Brain Damage, be here tonight at midnight for war, due to your destruction of our private property and the consumption of our food. We shall call on the water element to do our damage. The winner will be able to, as you American's say, raid the loser's home. As you said, Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers." Garth looked surprised, while putting his head in his hands.

"What, you don't want to fight against your boy-toy?" Jinx asked while smirking. Garth rolled his eyes while sticking his tongue out at Jinx.

"Don't start about him."

"I can't honestly, imagine you dating, Garth." She put her hands on his chest, while whispering in his ear, pressing her breasts against him. "I can picture you in my bed through," he pushed her off, holding an amused smile on his face. Garth knew when Jinx was kidding and when she was just being herself. They were comfortable with each other. A true friendship.

"Come on, babe. Time for you to face Star." He linked arms with the suddenly paler Puerto Rican girl, as she tried to be anywhere but there. Garth stole one final look at the door, with the knife held letter. She made whining noises, as Garth pulled Jinx into their house. Star was sitting on the couch, petting something soft and fuzzy. Raven sat next to her, reading a story about a Little Engine that Could. Jinx sat down on the floor, counting out the money they needed to replace Star's guitar. Bee sat down on Raven's lap, while taking the book from her. Garth sat down on the other side of Star, while wrapping an arm around her. "How are you feeling, Star-baby?" he asked, a sweet as sugar voice. She leaned her head against him, while snuggling against the faux-fur rimmed hood of Raven's winter jacket.

"Better. I am sorry for the loud and unkind behavior I showed. I feel as though I should apologize to our neighbors. Perhaps I should make them the Meal-of-Friendship!" everyone paled. They could never take up Star on her offer to visit her country. Uh…Tameran? Yeah, the food was either disgusting, or Star was the worst cook in all existence.

"NO!" everyone yelled as her smile faded. "But, I think that the water fight should be fun." Jinx added, trying to figure out what she could wear to a water balloon fight. Jinx stood up, while making her friends get up as well. "We only have a few hours. Must. Get. Awesome. Outfits!" she grunted each word, while trying to push her friends into the bedroom she shared with Raven. "I'm thinking camouflage…" there was a slight groan from the other members of the band, as they awaited their doom on the other side of the DEAD END door.

Yeah, once again a crappy ending.

I'm hoping to be able to do like a TTS (Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday) updating system. I'm also trying to keep up on homework so I will try to keep everything to the standards; you've grown accustomed to. Alright, what was supposed to happen in chapter five, is being pushed back to chapter six. I had to put some Jinx bashing and an overly pissed off Starfire.

I think that's it for this chapter. Remember what I said about my cell phone. Whoever has the funniest/most original reason as to why it hates me gets to decide something for any chapter.

No matter how crazy or wacky, (fine print: some restrictions apply, keep it in the plot line)

XOXO

Jenn