Epic Wrong Number
Jenn: hello
Wrong Number Failure: hey Scott, it's Tom, so I was trying to find out if you started CCD class yet for the kids.
Jenn: Um…wrong number?
Wrong Number Failure: oh, well young lady did you accept Jesus as your personal savior?
Jenn: uh…um…Lilly…get back in your cage! Got to go, prison break
Sorry that was my random moment of the day. Lilly (equals) my youngest niece
Notes: the Josh OC that is in this chapter is a real person. I swear to Giles, he goes to my school and the boy is fierce. Still debating if that's in an America's Next Top Model way, or in Project Runway sort of way (Fifth period Gym Class…you had to be there).
Disclaimer: Oh yeah, I totally own Teen Titans, I'm charging people for this fic and I'm a horrible person who tries to turn the amazing and sexy Damian into a Popsicle!
(superflyingtacklepounce on Damian for abducting the computer)
LIES! HE SPEAK LIES! I DO NOT OWN TEEN TITANS! I just own this kinda cool plot line
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Remarks: Robot Maddness Strikes – two mega awesome thanks, one for the addition to your favorite story list, and for the review. I loved writing the Starfire part for this one. I'm glad it made you laugh so much, it made me laugh when I was reading it to Roxy over the phone.
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Chapter Six
"Ya'll ready for this?"
Smearing war paint under his eyes, Robin gelled his hair back while catching his reflection in the mirror. He flexed his muscles while letting out a grr noise. His best friends in the whole world, Flash, Speedy, BB and Cyborg were making similar motions behind him.
"Where did you get this make-up anyway, Speedy?" Flash asked, while heading into the kitchen, he was apparently working on a concoction to get the girls back. The redhead straightened up slightly, while gelling his hair in place slightly.
"Um… some girl I was sleeping with left it with my shit, so I guess I packed it accidentally." The other guys smiled, while accepting that as an answer. Speedy took a sigh of relief. Truth time? There was a guy who he met at a gay club, his name was Josh and the boy was fierce. Wore light amount of make-up, high heels and had this curly blonde hair what Speedy never saw on a Latino boy before. Sure enough, while the other guys were off partying like rock stars at Bruce's mansion, Speedy and Josh were having some fun of their own. Speedy told him the next morning that he wasn't queer. That he was going to kick Josh's ass if he told anyone. The Latino simply got out of the bed, put back on his heels and applied some lip-gloss without looking into a mirror.
Speedy stared at him slightly, constantly wondering what he was going to say. He could still remember that tension in the air, watching this out and proud man putting on make-up! Cosmetics for Christ's sake. Speedy still would look back and wonder what he saw in the man. Josh put the lip-gloss away, while putting a hand on his hip. "You're lucky you're cute, chico. Call me when you get a backbone" And walked out.
Why could Speedy remember that so well? He had random flings with men before. Nothing like his last time with Garth, but still many attempts to remake that passion and intensity they shared.
"You okay man?" Robin asked, putting his hand on the redhead's shoulder. Speedy nodded, while hearing the buzzer on Cyborg's watch go off. Cy was a whiz at all things electronic; he was a mechanic extraordinaire and kept them all alive with his inventions. Hell, their sound would suck if it weren't for him home made amps.
"Yeah, let's get ready for battle." They heard something crash from the kitchen, as Flash called out that he was okay. For some reason, this did not reassure the other males. He kicked the door open, holding five water guns. Much better, then the toy pistols they had during their childhood. These things were mini canons by comparison.
"Let's make them cry for their mommas." He tossed a gun to each band mate, keeping one for himself. Cyborg opened the door, while seeing a similar barricade set up across the hall. The crybaby girls' door opened, fog rolled out of their apartment. Either they had a machine, or someone was getting high as shit. They walked out one by one, getting set up behind their barricade. The first one to walk out was their manager, Garth. His long black hair pulled into a ponytail, camouflage jeans and a matching short-sleeved shirt. The smokin' hot redhead came out next. She wore a small mini skirt, with a similar military pattern. Her top showed a good amount of her mid-drift and her long red hair cascaded over her shoulders. She took a spot next to the manager. The purple haired girl with the name of a bird, and the black haired girl with the black-n-yellow obsession walked out next. Goth-bird-Girl wore a black tank top and a baggy pair of camo pants, held up with a black studded belt. Black-n-Yellow girl wore a pair of skintight matching pants and a green print shirt. They all had similar war paint, and bazooka sized water guns over their shoulders.
There was music playing in their apartment. Something with a repeating beat, and a deep voice asking if "ya'll ready for this?" there was only one person missing, that girl with the pink hair. She came up the middle, wearing a spaghetti strap bra and a short skirt. her pink hair up in pigtails. She crouched down in the middle, as the men took their positions as well.
"Winner gets to raid their loser's place?" Beast Boy called over, locking his water gun. They were all interested in what Flash put in the water. Jinx nodded, while looking to her pathetic band mates.
"FIRE AT WILL!"
The water went flying. The entire Dodging and trying not to be completely soaked, the girls had pretty good aim, something that surprised the whole band. Flash was running back and forth, filling up the water guns. Speedy was across the hall from Garth. It was almost hell for Speedy to shoot at him. Garth didn't seem to have any problems. Speedy didn't know what his problem was. He offered to be with him. To make everything like how it was before. If that damn bitch didn't have to come into the hallway. Speedy turned his attention to attacking her, as he heard a scream come from their apartment. Flash ran in, while hiding behind their barricade of couch cushions.
"The water was shut off!" Robin was on the other side of the runner, as he looked over to the girls. One was missing, that chick with the purple hair and blue eyes. She came up the hallway, while high-fiving the rest of her friends. The attacks continued.
"We have to surrender!" Robin called to the others, much to Cyborg and Beast Boy's protests. All was left was Speedy's gun and a few water balloons.
"Aim for their hair, they'll surrender first." BB smiled, while attacking the pink haired girl. The neon orange water balloon cracked on her head, as he felt the shot in his gut by her bazooka. He flew back a few feet in the air, while hitting, the poorly held together with duct tape door. "…Yeah, I vote we quit…" he gasped out, as everyone else nodded.
"Where are we supposed to get a white flag?" Cyborg asked as the girls pelted them with water. Cat calls from the girls, urging them to fight back.
"I got it!" Flash reached his hands into his pants, a loud ripping noise went through the small group as he held up his slightly discolored underwear. It was white enough. The water stopped, the redhead girl turned into that same demonic anger form while shouting over.
"OH YEAH?! WELL TAKE THIS!" gallons of water cascaded down on them. Her maniacal laughter drowning out their cries of mercy. Garth and Bee grabbed onto the Smokin' Redhead. Robin jumped over the barricade, while trying to wade through the water.
"We surrendered!" he shouted, almost drowning from the bazooka now in her possession.
"You have waved the White Flag of WAR!" she shouted, Robin slipped forward, crashing over their barricade and into the war-driven guitarist. The two crashed to the water soaked carpet, his smaller frame pressing against her, his hands by her shoulders and his legs on either side of her. The water guns turned to Robin alone.
"Get your hands off of her, ya' pervert!" Robin got off, gleefully noting the red blush on the girls cheeks. Oh yeah, she was into him. Robin got off, while shouting to the other girls.
"We give up!" the water stopped as he turned to the Purple Haired girl, "It wasn't fair to turn off our water." She took the wench out from her pocket, while giving him a mock salute with it.
"Don't be angry that you bone-heads didn't think of it." There was some grumbling behind Robin, the other men from the band stepped forward, their war paint long since washed off.
"You cheated…" Cyborg mentioned, while crossing his arms over his chest. Purple Haired girl rolled her eyes, while looking back to Robin.
"The terms of your agreement are still being held up I suppose?" they had no choice. No option but to let them into their home… their sanctuary of testosterone. Robin nodded, while making a sweeping motion towards the door. "Hey, Kori, you getting up?" she asked, looking down to the redhead. Garth and Pink Hair helped "Kori" up, as she smiled.
"Will we be able to destroy their property, as they did to me?" Robin felt his jaw drop. That was her guitar? He wanted to kill Beast Boy for smashing it to the ground. "I shall have much fun with this." She skipped into the apartment as the others followed. Garth walked in last, while closing the door behind him as best as he could.
"I'm going to kill you B!" Robin yelled, lunging towards the green kid. Cyborg grabbed the ebony haired guitarist under his stomach, mid flight and keeping him from disemboweling the bassist. "Lemme at 'im, Lemme at 'im, Lemme at 'im, Lemme at 'im!" he shouted as Beast Boy hid behind the smirking Speedy.
"Like you would've had a shot with her anyway." Speedy laughed as Robin turned his attention to the smirking singer. There was a crash from the male apartment, as the urge to run in was too great. Pink Hair walked out, her arms full of clothes and boxes of wires. Purple Hair walked out next, carrying out their Game Station.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY BABY?" Beast Boy yelled, his green eyes watering in pure agony. "You guys already have one, why take ours?" she smiled lightly, while telling him, as if speaking to a small child throwing a tantrum.
"Because you little Grass Stain, we can sell this and have room for months." She walked into her apartment, while Kori came out next. She was holding one side of a mattress as Bee came out with the other end. Garth laid on the top, giving directions as he went.
"We're done here." Speedy felt his jaw drop.
"That's my bed!" Garth shrugged, looking down to him.
"Sucks don't it, Roy?" Bee and Kori made it into the apartment as Brain Damage looked to their voice.
"Your name is Roy?" he glared while turning on his heel. Not saying a word as he went into the bedroom, he shared with Robin and slammed the door shut.
I suck at endings!
There should be like a training program for ending chapters…
Anyway, I'm sorry for the delay in updating. I just broke up with my GF and I lost my muse for a little bit. But ya' know what, f-that bitch. The contest to who can figure out why my phone hates me is still going on.
:huge bow tie and weather map:
"Some predictions for future chapters…"
Chapter 7: an actual band practice from the Girl POV
Chapter "unknown": our first…outside meeting perhaps like first dabble with Jinx and Beast Boy. Very cute.
Chapter "unknown": the first round with the Battle of the Band