Does anyone realize how hard it is to type with a black cat staring at the computer screen? My kitten, Spooky (named by Roxy) is currently obsessed with just staring at my screen, right in front of me. She's kinda weird.
Notes: I really do want to know who would win this, if put on the show.
Disclaimer: anyone tries to say I own Teen Titans and a small but vicious Spooky will nom your hands and wires. She's tiny, but a mean little kitty.
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Chapter Nine
Garth wanted to kill her. He really wanted to kill that purple haired frigid bitch monster. They were gone. It was all gone! His clothes, his blankets, everything he owned! All he did was ask her to please wash his things while he went food shopping. That's it. Was that so hard? Would it be so terrible? No. Course not. But some how, she messed it up. Raven and Star sat on the couch, faced each other with their respectable instruments in hand.
"So Friend-Raven, what do you think about this?" She played a few chords on her new guitar as Raven's mouth formed a thin line,
"I can feel your drilling a hole in the back of my head, turn off the evil glare." She told the manager without even looking to him.
"What am I supposed to do Raven? I have no clothes, I have nothing!"
Bee came in next, eating left over Maki Man out of the container. She took her usual seat of pride on Raven's lap, while feeding her best friend some of the vegetable roll. "I have an idea. YO JINX GET IN HERE!" she yelled, a devious smirk on her face.
Jinx was getting ready for her shift; she wore a long pink and fuzzy robe with the sash securely tied. "Sup bitch?" she loosened it slightly, seeing Garth was in the room.
"We need a quick way for Garth-y here to get some clothes."
The pink haired drummer stroked her chin slightly, a visual effect that would have been better suited on an aged male with a goatee. "We could do what we used to do Bumble Bee."
The two smiled at each other, high fiving and looking rather pleased with themselves. The yellow plush couch slowly engulfed the guitarist, who was looking as though something else was bothering her.
Garth had that little annoying feeling in the back of his head, that burning question that if he didn't ask would haunt him for the next lifetime of sleepless nights. "This doesn't have anything to do with stealing does it?"
Bee smirked, popping the last piece of salmon roll into her mouth, "Some betting and a little bit of work on your behalf."
He also couldn't stop the prepubescent crack in his voice "What are we doing?" way to go Garth. The girls looked to themselves, Bee and Jinx just looked like they held a secret that no one else was in on, they would protect that secret with their lives, because that's just how the two of them were together.
"Star, my love, the reason my heart beats and the one true great guitarist since the beginning of time?"
"Yes Friend-Jinx, what would you like?"
"How would you like to help, Friend-Garth here into a new wardrobe?"
"I would be happier than--"
"Great!" it was best to cut her off before the Tamerian similes; those could go on for hours and usually ended in a feast of…strange food.
Star smiled, putting her Choco guitar on the ground. Leaning the neck against the yellow couch. "But how will I be helping Friend-Garth?"
They ignored Star's question, Bee and Jinx just started plotting. "Garth, we need you to go over there and call a meeting with the brain damaged idiots."
"Why do I have to?"
"Because you can get that vocalist of their happy in the pants."
"I told you, whatever I had with Roy is over."
"What about what I saw in the hallway?"
"Hope off my nuts, Bee."
"I'll hop on 'em for ya' Garth-y."
"I'll go." The manager opened their front door, and saw Roy himself about to leave. "Roy, we need to talk." The redhead looked around, as if making sure no one would catch him talking to the openly homo man.
"What's up Aqualad?" that same smirk that Roy toted around during True Directions was back,
"It's Garth now."
"Sure it is, Aqualad." Garth rolled his eyes, happy that his friends weren't around to hear the dreaded camp name. "What can I do for you?" his voice dropped from a carefree happiness, to "will you come and jump my bones now" sort of tone.
"We want to call a meeting, Disenchanted and Brain Damage."
"Those psycho bitches? I don't know, you already took their game system and my bed. What more do you want?"
Garth resisted all urges to say what he was feeling. It was a very hard thing to do, but he kept his face straight and his smile in place. "I'm just the messenger, they don't tell me shit."
"One kiss."
"What?"
"I'll do it for one kiss."
Garth rolled his eyes; Roy really was taking this whole newly hetero thing way too far. He would only do it if one of his friends kissed him. How pathetic! But, he needed the clothes so he had to listen to this sadistic ass hole. "Alright, who do you want, Starfire, Bee, Raven or Jinx?"
Roy laughed shaking his head, he grabbed Garth's arm and pushed him against Disenchanted's door, either to keep Garth from running off (yeah, right) or to keep the girls from walking out (again). Garth looked to Roy, not sure if he should slap the other man or try to move closer. It was hard to decide. Garth looked into Roy's eyes, he wanted to stay. That red-haired harpy was making it hard to run. Once Roy's lips touched his, it was like True Directions all over again. His body moved closer on it's own accord, his hands went to the back of Roy's neck, making it deeper. Roy smirked, pulling away. "I'll get them to come."
Fuckin' bastard.
Roy slid Garth's hands off of him, smirking and looking like he just won something. Something that sounded a bit like Garth's voice only barely whispered out, "Be at our place in five minutes…"
Fuckin' bastard.
Garth turned around and found the doorknob. This had better be worth it. He needed new clothes, and Roy was going to own him something much more by the end of this day. Roy laughed as Garth fought off his blush.
Fuckin' bastard.
He could only hope that whatever Jinx and Bee had planned could maim him. That would be a sight. He got the door open, seeing his multi-colored friends waiting for him. "They'll be here in five."
Jinx had been talking on her cell phone, holding what looked like a credit card in her hand. "And just put it on my card, thank you." She hung up, this had better be good, "Okay, so we have every food place within a five mile radius coming here. Starfire, you have to eat more than they can."
The Princess looked a little unsure, edger, but unsure, "And that would help Friend-Garth?"
Bee slid onto her lap and wrapped her arms around the other girl, "We're going to make a harmless little bet, whoever can eat more gets to take whatever we want from the loser's apartment."
She smiled and nodded, that woman was a beast. All of those fancy Tamerian royalty dinners were finally going to pay off. "But where did that small plastic card come from Friend-Jinx?"
"Found it in Garth's mattress, the one we stole from the damaged brains."
So it belonged to Roy, "Then why didn't we just go shopping and get clothes with that card, Jinx?"
The pink haired girl looked a little confused at Raven's logic. "Well…um…because…" there was a knock on the door, "oh look they're here!" she jumped up, fixed her pigtails and opened the door. "Hello gentlemen, come on in."
The first was the skinny little green kid, he was waving something that looked like a white flag of peace. It might have worked, if the flag wasn't made out of graying underwear. The rest piled in as the once largish room felt cramped and awkward.
"So, what's the meeting about?" the short dark haired male asked, uh, Robin!
"We challenge you to a little say, competition, as of right now," Bee was sitting in a black and yellow blow up chair that she brought from her room, her back was to them "We have six different restaurants sending their food here." she turned around, a diabolical mustache drawn on her face. "You will pick a representative, we will as well, who ever can eat the most by the sixth course will be able to raid the loser's home and take what they wish. Any questions?"
The invasive males only looked to each other and laughed. "You little girls want to go against us?" their manager, um…Flash managed to laugh out. "Alright, we accept. Cyborg, you got this man."
The largest male stepped forward as Jinx urged Starfire into the middle of the room with him, "And we pick Starfire."
This seemed to entertain the males more than anything else. They gasped for air as Raven looked like she was going to kill someone, "Do you take the deal or what?"
"It's your stuff." There was another knock on the door, the first course had arrived.
alright, so i had this chapter on my USB for like... three months and didn't realize that the chapter was finished.
Yeah, you're hanging onto the words of a rather slooooow authoress. LOL. So it seems to just be a very SpeedyxAqualad fic and it is. But the other couples will be coming in soon I promise. I love them all so much.
XOXO,
Jenn