Hey there I had to re-make this cause Fanfiction deleted it. So let the craziness begin.
Well, to be the first reviewer (hopefully) for your story hmm. . .
May
whats you favorite color. Is it green huh? huh? AND
Drew do you
like red? If you don't I dare you to tell May to her face! Oh
yeah
um and May, I dare you to wear Misty's Kanto Out fit and act like her
too
and Drew I dare you to do the same thing but to Ash! Anywyas I
hope this story
turns out to be as good as you hoped.
P.S.
Remember I SELAWRITER was your FIRST reviewer. lolz just kidding :)
Sealwriter
May: My favorite color would have to be red.
Drew: Personally I prefer pink.
Me: Drew are you gay?
Drew: No I just like it. Gets in May's face I don't like the color red; it reminds me of your ugly face.
May: takes out hammer Wanna repeat that again grass head!
Drew: backs away from bipolar weirdo
Me: Now for the next part of the dare. May put on Misty's outfit.
May: I don't want to wear that it reeks of fish pee!
Drew: How do you know what that smells like?
May: I've done some things I'm not proud of.
Me: Go change now! Gives May the outfit
May: Fine, fine walks into closet to change.
Me: Now it's you turn grass head. shoves drew in a closet with Ash's outfit
8 minutes later
May: Hey I'm Misty Waterflower and I think tentacrool are beautiful!
Me: Misty is going to kill you.
Drew: I think by just wearing this, my IQ went down 15.
Me: True so sadly true.
Drew: Hi I'm Ash Ketchup and I want to be a pokemon master!
Me: His name is Ash Ketchum.
Drew: flicks hair I know.
May: Drew don't be so mean!
Drew: turns around and sees May in booty shorts and gets a nosebleed
Me: Drew wipe your nose and change back into your normal cloths, same for you too May. Next mail:
hm... lets se
DRew: do you think may is hot? and if you do yell it out louud !
May: did you think drew was hott in a swimsuit in
one of the pokemon
epidodes? and if you did you have to put on a
swimsuit and model in front of
everyone:
skittleysweet
Drew: blushing really bad and still wiping nosebleed Well I've seen worse.
Me: That's probably the most you're going to get out of grass head. So May what did you think of Drew the episode: Spontaneous combusken?
May: point's fingers together nervously Well…….um…….he…..kinda looked…..sorta a little…… bit….whispering hot.
Me: well since she admitted it she has to put on a bikini and model it.
May: Do I have to?
Me: Yes we have to do what the reviewers say.
May: walks off to the closet to change again
5 minutes
May: Well what do you guys think? strikes a pose in her pink and red bikini.
Drew: Turns around and gets another nosebleed Ummm….well…..I'm just gonna go to the restroom.
Me: We need a blood mop in here stat!
May: Did I do something wrong?
Me: No May just go change back again while I read the next review.
Hey
I'm Erika and my friend!My friend would rather be addressed
as
PrettySkitty. PrettySkitty:May u luv Skitty right? Well I luv
them 2!In fact i
luv all your pokemon.Oh and Drew I luv all your
pokemon as well except
Butterfree,they creep me out.I am afraid of
bugs,even butterflies!But since
their pokemon,only specific ones
creep me out. Erika:you talk,i mean type too
much.Anyways...here
are my outrageous dares 4 drew!I dare u 2 wear cherry
flavored lip
gloss,and i dare u 2 wear a pink satin dress,and pink
high
heels.that's all 4 drew!boring i know but he'll look so
funny!4 May i dare u
to take brendan somewhere busy. then kick him
in the shin,after that i want u
2 pull his pants down,and slap him
on the butt till he starts crying!) i hate
brendan and he
deserves it. PrettySkitty:boring! Erika:like as if u could do
better.
PrettySkitty:Read me.Drew I dare u 2 run through Jubilife City
naked
yelling"i am an idiot,and luv may the coordinator!",and
4 u 2 jump down a
cliff in2 a pool of Sharpedo,and 4 u 2 kiss Gary
on the lips,and last but not
least i dare u 2 kiss may on the
lips.Sorry May...and drew i have nothing
against u 2 it's just so
fun 2 torcher u 2!May i dare u 2 kiss misty on the
lips 4 about 5
minutes in front of ash.u may tell them it's a dare,i don't
want u
2 lose ur friends cause of me.1 more dare 4 u,i dare u 2 kick
harley
the gay freak on the butt and use blaziken 2 send him on2
mirage island.I know
it's no dare,it's heaven. I just want him 2
suffer.And 2 bad Drew,1 more dare
than may won't kill u!I mean 2
more dares tham may won't kill u,or will
it...(mysterious
music)The Harley 1 wasn't a dare,but may I still want u 2
do
it.
Joyce1237 make sure u type excactly what we typed.Don't
even think about not
putting these dares on!When we checked we
were the first people 2 put a review
on.
Erika
Me: Wow that is long. Well let's get started.
May: Yes I love skitty it's so adorable. Thanks for the compliment on my pokemon.
Drew: comes out of bathroom and sits next to May on couch Thanks for the compliment on mine too. And hey Buterfree are awesome not creepy!
Me: Everyone is entitled to their own opinion Grass head. Now go put on the lip gloss, dress, and high heels.
Drew: I'm not GAY that's Harley's thing!
May: Just put it on!
Drew: Fine takes out a dress, shoes, and lip-gloss from his hammer space.
Me: Why do you have all of that with you?
Drew: Some things are better left un-said.
Me: OK……… well while Drew changes lets continue with the dare.
May: I'll take Brendan to the plaza and kick him in the shin but there is no way I am touching his butt!
Me: Fine just go! Now lets turn to the video to see how May dose.
Brendan: Hey May thanks for asking me out on a date.
May: Well do you know the right way to finish a date?
Brendan: blushing Yeah I do.
May:smiles innocently Now close you're eyes.
Brendan: closes eyes
May: kicks him in the shin Sorry Brendan but your not my type! runs back to the studio.
Me: Ouch that had to hurt. Now let's see how Grass Head is doing.
Drew: comes out of closet blushing madly while muttering curses I am so gonna get Erika for this.
Me: Stop fussing so much and model your dress.
May: comes in through door Hey guys I kicked him in the shin….. And Drew what the French toast are you wearing?!
Me: Look how the satin accentuates his girly figure perfectly and how the lip gloss adds a new vigor to his lips as he stunning heels bring it all together!
Drew: Why do you reviewers hate me so?
May: Don't worry Drew I still think you're straight.
Drew: Thanks May.
May and Drew: blushing and looking at the floor.
Me: Ok Drew unless you want to stay in that dress I suggest you go change so we can continue with the mail/dare. Ummm sorry to say but I don't really like to expose my coworkers personal self's so all naked requests will be denied.
May and Drew: Thank you
Me: But as for Drew getting hurt I say right on!
Drew: That's messed up in so many ways.
Me: I know. Now bring in the tank of sherpedo. Two random people bring in gigantic tank full of sherpedo.
Drew: I think I'm going to be sick.
May: Hey Drew.
Drew: Yeah may turns around to face her8
May: leans in and kisses him on the cheek be careful.
Me: Awwwwwwwww how sweet. Now everyone lets count down for the jump.
Drew: climbs ladder and get on the diving board. Can we start from 100 please.
Me: NO! 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, GO! has guy push Drew inside
Drew: Oh my dear gosh #! this is so $# painful! Holy $#!. You will hear from my $#! Lawyer after this $#!
Me: I know it hurts but no need for such foul language.
Drew: Gets out of water and collapses on the floor while giving me the finger
May: That was weird.
Me: Weird is an understatement my friend. Again I apologize but I don't support girl x girl or boy x boy in my fics. So the whole kissing thing is non void. As for Harley the gay weirdo I say right on! May please bring out blaziken.
May: Blaziken take the stage! twirls and throws his Pokeball releasing him.
Blaziken: Blaze!
Random Guy # 1 : I got the cross dresser you wanted.
Harley: Hey I am no cross dresser and get your filthy hands off of me.
Random guy # 1 : With pleasure you smell like a dumpster. drops Harley on the floor and leaves
Me: May if you would please do the honors.
May: With pleasure. Blaziken, blast Harley off team rocket style with a mega kick!
Blaziken: Blaaaaaze! (Here it comes)
Harley: Looks like I'm blasting off for the first time! disappears as a little star in the sky
Me: Great job blaziken but now there's a gay sized hole in my roof.
May: Ooops sorry about that Joyce. Hey Drew's waking up.
Drew: What did I miss? gets up and gets back on the couch as May recalls blaziken
May: Not much, just Harley being blasted off team rocket style.sits on couch next to him
Me: Now that were back on track it's time for the last part of the dare. May and Drew you guys you have to kiss.
May and Drew: Are you serious!?
Me: Yep now start and get it over with.
May and Drew: they both blush as they lean in and their lips touch but only like for 5 seconds
Me: That wasn't so hard now was it? not waiting for an answer Of course it wasn't.