Me: Here's the first review of Fan mail and Dare zone chapter 2 Oh and thoughts are italics. And I still don't own Pokemon and I never will. Enjoy
This
is very good. I have a questoin for Drew. What was your first
pokemon? I
have some dares as well. Drew has 2 dares. Here they
are. I dare you to fight
May in a regular pokemon battle. I also
dare you to cut a piece of your hair.
I only have one for May. I
dare you to eat at least 2 tons of sweets on your
own. Thats all I
have. I might give more dares later. See ya!
bowser monster
Me: I'm so happy peoples like my thingy! Thanks for all the favoriting and reviews.
Drew: Who wouldn't review --flicks hair-- I'm here.
May: You can be so full of your self. Now hurry up and answer your question Grass Head!
Drew: Well Roselia was my first pokemon.
Me: And to save time we'll do the dares then the battle. –- Hands Drew scissors --- Now cut your hair.
Drew: No way am I cutting my beautiful hair. -– Tries to run –-
May: -- catches Drew --- I got him Joyce now cut his hair while I hold him down!
Drew: This is abuse of my personal space!
Me: Cry me a river. –- Takes scissors from Drew--- Now hold still.
Scissors: snip snip cut snip cut cut snip snip cut snip cut chop snip chop cut!
Drew: Noooooooooooo My beautiful green hair!
Me: Don't be such a baby we only cut off 1 inch and a half in the back.
May: -- Grabs hair and puts it in a bag –- I'm selling this on Fan-bay to Drew's crazed fan girls.
Me: Not before you eat 2 tons of sweets. Oh and Erika I apologize I forgot to make Drew kick me in the shin.
Drew: --Kicks me in the shin really hard -- Ha! In your face you stupid authoress.
Me: You son of a CENSORED! –-Holding and rubbing shin due to great pain---. Bring in the truck!
Truck guy: Here you go Joyce 2 tons of pocky, cup cakes, tarts, muffins, doughnuts and anything else that will go straight to your hips.
May: --stars in eyes and drooling-- Being a good little girl has finally paid off! – Dives into ocean of sweets and starts eating anime style.---
Drew: - -Sweat drops-- That is way freaky.
Me: - - Trying to sweat drop but can't due to the fact that I'm not anime -- Inhuman is more like it.
18 minutes later
May: I can't feel my stomach.
Drew: Then maybe you shouldn't have eaten so fast. – whispering—Snorlax.
Me: That's enough out of both of you. So now it's time for the pokemon battle!
May: I can't move, how do you expect me to have a battle?
Me: Cause if you don't get up Harley's going to come take care of you. –Smiles evilly- until you get better.
May: --Jumps off of couch at hearing Harley in the sentence.—I'm all better lets go!
Drew: Well that was fast.
Me: Then let's get busy!
May: Beautifly take the stage!
Drew: Masquerain go!
Masquerain: Masss mass !
Beautifly: Beeeautiflyyyyy
Drew: -flicks hair- Lady's first May.
May: Beautifly, silverwind!
Drew: Masquerain dodge and use water pulse!
Battle Detail: With water pulse being a wide range attack Beautifly got hit but easily shook it off.
May: Way to go! Now give him a taste of your attract!
Battle Detail: Pink hearts flew out and surrounded Masquerain until they collided with him. The eyeball pokemon soon had a faint blush on its face as hearts appeared in his eyes.
Drew: Masquerain what's wrong with you?
May: --winked at drew and smiled sweetly-- Pokemon are like their trainers I say.
Me: Isn't this cute Masquerain has fallen in love with May's Beautifly. --smiles slyly—Maybe their trainers should do the same.
May and Drew: Shut-up Joyce!
Me: How cute their talking at the same time but now back to the battle.
May: Now Beautifly finish it off with your strongest silver wind!
Drew: Masquerain No!
Battle Detail: The silverwind hit the love sick pokemon and it fainted.
Me: Our battle winner is May!
Drew: --recalls Masquerain— you did a great job.
May: -- recalls Beautifly—you did excellent.
Me: Let's all go back to the couch and read the next mail.
Erika:we're
back!
PrettySkitty:I'm back!
Erika:Idiot,I said we're
back!
PrettySkitty:Who cares?
Erika:I
do!
PrettySkitty:(ignoring Erika)Anyways I don't like Butterfree
so deal with
it!U don't see Ash complaining or whining about
it,since of course he used 2
have a Butterfree.(if u didn't know
ash had a Butterfree,then wow you're
stupid.)You're welcome May
and Moss-head.Moss-head.I have 4 dares 4
u!First,Idare u 2 yell in
a busy city,"I luv pink!".Next,I dare u 2 dye your
hair
light blue.Then,I dare u 2 jump into a pool of crazy Octillery.Last
but
not least,Idarew u 2 kick 4 crazy fangirls in the
shin.Heaven,I know...I'm so
generous!
Erika:May I dare u 2 cut
your hair like Dawn's.Then,Idare u 2 dye your hair
midnight
blue,like Dawn's.Then,dress up like her.After,that yell,"I'm
Dawn,and
I'm crazy!".
PrettySkitty:Boring..
Erika:I
know.
Erika/PrettySkitty:UPDATE SOON!
Me: Thanks for making it shorter. . Now Drew go yell "I love pink"
Drew: Just because I like that color doesn't mean I'm going to shout it to the world.
Me: Go do it or I'll get Harley in here.
Drew: Fine, fine I'm going just turn on the cameras. – Walks out studio-
May: --turns on the TV—this is going to be good.
Drew: Why do people hate me so? Hey world I'm drew and I love the color pink!
Random people who walk by: The hot ones are always the gay ones.
Drew: I am not CENSORD gay!
-------- At the studio ---------
May and Me: OMG!
May: That is way too funny.
Me: Good thing we have it on tape. But now you have to cosplay as Dawn (Hikari)
May: Fine – Walks off to bathroom to dye hair and change ---
Drew: -- Walks in and sits on the floor—I hate you so much.
Me: I love you too. Now go dye your hair light blue.
Drew: Whatever. – goes into the other bathroom—
Me: I wanna say thanks for all of the support it's really pushed me to do my best so thanks to everyone.
Drew: Shut up. – Sits on the couch pouting –
Me: It looks very nice. But now I can't call you Grass head.
Drew: Then something good came out of this.
May: --walks out of restroom- Not quiet my friend.
Drew: Turns around and sees May in dawn's SHORT dress/skirt. Dang she looks hot. Bad Drew doesn't think like that!
May: Drew is starring at me again. Quick look away from him.
Me: Now you have to say it.
May: Hi I'm Dawn and I'm a loopy nut job!
Drew: Got that right.
May: -- pounds Drew with misty mallet then goes off to change back.—
Me: You really need to stop doing that before you get a concussion.
Drew: But it's fun to get her mad.
Me: Don't come to me when you need a ride to the hospital.
May: --comes out of bathroom and sits on couch next to Drew—But you can't drive yet.
Me: Details shmeetails. Now let's bring in the tub/pool of crazy octillery!
Drew: There's no way you are getting me into a tank of octillery.
May: Well actually she can.
Drew: Thanks a lot May.
Random guy # 1: - Grab's Drew and forces him into the tank –
Octillery: Eww it's that gay guy from the plaza.
Drew; I am not CENSORED gay!
Octillery: Oh in that case. – Jump on Drew and they get him all inky while they dog pile him –
Me: O.k. I think the octillery have suffered enough.
Random guy # 1,789: - Pulls drew out while the other random guys take the tank away --.
Me: how do you feel Drew?
Drew: - In a little ball on the floor --. So many octillery.
Me: Now that Drew's scarred for life it's time to continue. Bring in the fan girls.
FG's: OMG it's the Drew!
May: - Growling at the girls while digging her nails into my couch--. Just hurry up and finish the dare.
Drew: -- Now out of semi coma—Walks over to fan girls and kicks each of them in the shin.
FG's: OMG the Drew just touched us. Now were like bigger weirdo stalker people with no lives.
Random Guy # 2: -- Pushes the girls outside before May kills them. –
Me: Now onto the next one
Ok,
I kinda got the idea fromone of the reviews in this chap, but May:
Dress
up as Drew and act EXACTLY like him
Drew: Dress up as May
and act exactley like her
both:jump off a cliff and see who lives
:) jking
L.lucario
Me: Well lets get started shall we. May go into the bathroom there should be a Drew outfit but for girls.
May: Fine. – Walks into restroom –
Me: now Drew there should be a May outfit in the other restroom but I don't see how we could make it in boy cloths so its still gily-ish.
Drew: That's screwed. – Walks in to the other restroom –
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May: Hey I'm Drew and I flick my hair cause I think it makes me look sexy.
Drew: Hi I'm May and I wanna be top coordinator even though I have no talent.
Me: Do you guys see the review it says EXACTLEY! Now start acting like each other or I'm calling Harley.
May and Drew: Fine just don't bring in the lesbo.
May: Yo!
Drew: Hello Drew.
May: I trust you caught our performance that was some true art.
Drew: What do you want did you just come back here to brag?
May: No as a great coordinator I came here t cheer you on. See I at least want you to make it to the preliminary round.
Drew: Oh yeah then just watch me oh great one!
Me: Excellent job you two. If any of you readers/reviewers can tell me what episodes that from you get an invisible cookie. Now while you two get changed I'll read the next one. And you two are so lucky the were kidding about the whole jump off the cliff thing or I would have made you do it.
May and Drew: - walk off to their respective restrooms to change --.
Me: Next!
Hola! I love Q&A things.
May-
1. If you were drowning,
who would you want to save you? Drew, Brendan, or a
random person
you don't know?
2. I dare you to sing One in a Million by
Hannah Montana in front of an
audience including Drew.
Drew-
1.
Did you get a Masqurain knowing that they can breed with Beautifly
like
the one May has?
2. I dare you to do the chicken dance
Both-
1. Kiss while bungee jumping off a cliff.
2. Wear each other's clothes.
I'll be back! BUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Lunarshade29
May and drew: - Come back and sit on the couch --.
May: I would rather have Drew save me than the other two. And I'll sing the song after drew dose his question to save time.
Drew: Well I actually didn't know that until my Masquerain got a crush on May's Beautifly so sorry no.
Me: Sure. Now start the chicken dance music. – music comes from no where--.
Drew: - opens and closes hands like mouths, puts his hands in his pits and make wings and flaps them, and lastly waddle down and stands up and claps hands 3 times. ( He repeats the process 10 times till the song ends.)
May: That was…… disturbing.
Me: For you and me both.
Drew: I feel so retarded.
Me: poor drew. Now it's time to have may sing one in a million.
Detail: A ginormous crowd comes in and The are turns in to a stage as The song starts to play.
How
did I get here, I turned around
And there you were
I didn't
think twice or rationalize
Cause somehow I knew
That there was
more than just chemistry
I mean I knew you were kind of into
me
But I figured it's too
Good to be true
May: Blushing as she notices Drew smiling at her
I
said pinch me where's the catch this time
Can't find a single
cloud in the sky
Help me before I get used to this guy
May: Takes a deep breath as she faces the audience.
They say that
good things take time
But really great things happen in the blink
of an eye
Thought the chances to meet somebody like you were a
million to one
I can't believe it, (whoa oh)
You're one in a
million
All this time I was looking for love
Trying to make
things work
They weren't good enough
Til I thought I'm
through
Said I'm done
Then stumbled into the arms of the one
May: Smiles as she thinks about drew
You're
making me laugh about the silliest stuff
Say that I'm your diamond
in the rough
When I'm mad at you
You come with your velvet
touch
Can't believe that I'm so lucky
I have never felt so
happy
Every time I see that sparkle in your eyes
May:
her nervousness goes away and she's having fun.
They
say that good things take time (whooooo)
But really great things
happen in the blink of an eye
Thought the chances to meet somebody
like you were a million to one
I can't believe it, (oh
whoa)
You're one in a million, (yea yea)
May: waving to the crowd.
All
this time I was looking for love
Trying to make things work
They
weren't good enough
Til I thought I'm through
Said I'm
done
Then stumbled into the arms of the one
I said pinch me
Where's the catch this time
Can't find a single cloud in the
sky
Help me before I get used to this guy
They say that
good things take time(whea)
But really great things happen in a
blink of an eye
Thought the chances to meet somebody like you were
a million to one
I can't believe it
(Oh oh whoa yea yea)
They
say that good things take time
But really great things happen in
the blink of an eye
Thought the chances to meet somebody like you
were a million to one
I can't believe it (oh, oh)
You're one in a million
Yeah
One in a million
Yeah
You're
one in a million
oooooh aaaaah
oooooh aaaaah
oooooh
aaaaah
oooooh aaaaah
Crowd: Way to go may, We love you. You rock, Your awesome, encore , encore, encore!
Detail: may bowed as the crowd all left and the stage turned back in to the couches.
Drew: That was a great performance May.
Drew: thanks drew but the lyrics were a little off though.
Me: I got them from a website. Sorry if their not all right. But I think most of it is. Oh and since they were just in each others cloths, I think it might be kinda weird to do it again. But if you really want it to happen again Lunarshade29 just PT me so I can have them do it at the beginning of the 3rd chapter. Now lets go to the golden bridge so you can bungee jump.
May and Drew: - sarcastically – Yeah let's go jump off of a bridge.
Me: -Ignoring sarcasm – That's the spirit. Now I'm going to magically teleport ourselves to the bridge.
---------- a big puff of smoke later ---------
Me: Here we are the golden bridge in San Francisco!
May and Drew: - Look over the edge while being strapped up—OMF Gosh!
Me: Are you guys ready?
May and Drew : No
Me: Too bad – has random guy # 6,896,436 push them over the edge--.
Me: Lets go to our camera to see the two kiss. – turns on the cameras --- Hey their not kissing! You two better kiss or I'm cutting the cords.
May and drew: - They lean in towards each other as their lips touch for 10 seconds.
Me and everyone else on the bridge that stopped to see what was happening: Awwwwwwwwww how cute!
----------- another puff of smoke later -----------
Me: Wasn't that fun?
May: - Not answering because she's still embarrassed--.
Drew: - Not answering because he's still embarrassed--.
Me: now onto review number 5
Well
this is for May I don't have any for DrewMay do you keep the
roses drew gives you?Did you ever have a boyfriend before
and if yes who was it?Lastly the Dare: I dare you to kiss
Harley. (I'll leave it to the authoress
to where/how.)I
might be back (or not ) Update soon :3
xXpokeloverXx
Me: Wow drew there's some one out there who doesn't enjoy seeing you suffer.
Drew: Thank you xXpokeloverXx
Me: But come on may time to answer the questions.
May: Well I do keep the roses actually. I send them home and my mom has them in a vase.
Drew: - Sitting there shocked at the fact May kept the roses--.
May: -Blushing badly and pointing fingers together--. Well I did kina sorta date Brendan for a little while.
Drew: Brendan must die!
May: And there is no way I'm kissing Harley!
Me: Oh yes you are.
Harley: - Walks into the studio and sits next to May.—Come on May we all know you love me.
May: Yeah to death!
Me: - Grab May and hold her still.—Come on May you don't Harley to feel sad?
May: Yes I …
Me: - I pushed May into Harley so she ended up kissing him on the mouth.
Harley: I knew you loved me! – Walks out swaying his hips.—
May: I think I'm going to puke. – Runs to the restroom.—
Drew: For once that wasn't me. I'm so happy.
Me: Hey reviewers in chapter 3 feel free to make Drew suffer.
Drew: I hate you. – goes off to check on May.--
Me: -Ignoring Drew.—Time for the last mailing of chapter 2.
May,
I dare you to write a list of 10 (good) things about Drew,
Drew,
you do the same thing to May, than compare it, do it secretly!. And
if they have at least 3 of the same thing, they go on a date! oh and
during the Date, Branden will be there to watch Drew kiss May
goodnight or something. LOL, good luck with ur show!
xxDrewxXxMay4ever
Me: That's a good one. I'll make sure they don't see it so they won't know about the date if they have the same things.
Detail: May and Drew come back over and I hand them a pen and a piece of paper each.
Me: Know you two have to make a list of 10 good things you like about each other.
Drew: And there's no catch to this ?
Me: Drew you have my word. – Crosses fingers behind my back.—
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Me: Now let's take a look at these lists. May's says funny, loyal, caring, protective, arrogant, annoying, self centered, jerk, kind, and sweet. May the list is supposed to be good things only!
May: Well I ran out of them.
Me: Oh well now onto Drew's list. It says your bright ( not in the smart way) , caring, slow, creative, determined, sweet, funny, anorexic, stupid, and cute.
May: You did not just call me slow?! But thanks for the other things.
Drew: No problem. And I know you did not call me annoying!?
Me: To answer your questions yes she called you annoying and yes he called you slow. Now its time for your date!
May and Drew: WTF!
Drew: You said no strings attached!
Me: Well I lied. Thats the reason I didn't let you see the review. It said if you had at least three things the same you had to go on a date. You guys both wrote funny, caring, and sweet. So now you have to go on a date.
May: I can't believe I'm going on a date with Drew! I think my hearts is going to explode.
Drew: May Earth to May are you in there?
May: Sorry Drew I must have zoned out.
Drew: She is so cute when she's like that.
Me: And because xxDrewxXxMay4ever is so smart she made reservations at The Olive garden for you two.
May: I love that place!
Drew: That place is so below me.
Me: I'm gonna put you below my foot if you don't shut-up. Now there are some change of clothes for you guys in the bathrooms.
May: How do you have all of this ready?
Me: Hello – flicks hair—I'm awesome. Now I know why drew flicks his hair. Its so dang fun.
May and Drew: Awkward. – They walk off to go change ---.
Me: Oh and k I already got six reviews by the time you reviewed but yours will be the first one when I post chapter 3. Sorry about that.
-------- 10 minutes later ------------
Me: Here comes Drew now in a stunning black tux with a light green tie, black dress shoes, and a red rose in his left breast pocket. Man if you weren't May's property I would so date you.
Drew: Ughh thanks, I think?
Me: And here comes his lovely date May Maple. May is styling a beautiful white sleeveless dress with a large red satin ribbon that ties cutely in the back. ( I'll put the pic of the dress in my profile but imagine the pink as red ) Accompanied by a pair of red sandal heels.
May: What do you think Drew?
Drew: - Blushing – You look great May.
May: --Smiling-- Thanks Drew, you don't look bad yourself.
Me: Now isn't that cute? Now you too better hurry up before you miss your reservation. – I push them out the door and close it.—Good thing Drew's rose has a miniature digital camera/camcorder inside it. Now lets direct our attention to the screen to watch the love birds first date.
---------- Olive garden May and Drew's table -------------
May: I'm having a pretty good time Drew.
Drew: Same here May.
Waiter: Here is the Fettuccine Alfredo for the young lady and the Steak Toscano for the young man. ( These are actual foods from he Olive garden Menu that I found on the site.) Please enjoy your meal. – Walks off to the kitchen--.
May: This looks great !
Drew: It looks O.K
Detail: The two ate their meal stealing glances at each other every now and then.
Drew: Hey May wanna try a piece of my steak ?
May: -- Swallows the pasta in her mouth and wipes her mouth with her napkin--. Sure.
Drew: -- Stabs a piece he hasn't bit off of yet and points the fork in May's direction. But instead of him handing her the fork he feeds it to her.—
May: Mmmmm Your right that was good. – She opens her eyes to see Drew looking down and thinks he must want some of hers buts to shy to ask. She twirls some of her alfredo on her fork until it stays on-. Hey Drew do you want some?
Drew: Sure why not.
May: --- I move the fork towards him until its in his mouths reach as he eats it off---. Well what do you think of it?
Drew: Really good.
May: Told you so.
Random guy #5 : See May told me to have you save her from Drew and his boringness once they go outside.
Brendan: Thanks for telling me. – He hides outside behind a menu as he sits at an umbrella table.
Detail: The rest of the night went smoothly and we paid the bill of $27.90 and walked outside.
May: Well I guess I'll see you at the studio tomorrow so Joyce can torture us.
Drew: Well I guess so too. Want me to walk you home?
May: Don't sound to eager. Sure that's really nice of you.
Detail: The two make it to May's doorstep as Brendan hides out of sight but he can still see them.
Drew: Here's your stop.
May: Yeah it is. Wow I bet that sounded dorky.
Drew -- before he leaves he kisses May on the cheek and then jumps off her doorstep.--- Good night May.
May: Good night Drew.
Drew: -- I walk away but not before noticing a crying Brendan walking in the opposite direction---. That's weird.
---------- Back at the studio ------------
Me: That was so sweet, good thing I have it recorded. Well I'll see all of you in chapter 3. Thanks for reading :
Fan Mail and Dare Zone Chapter 2.