Me: Hey there people and welcome to fan mail and dare zone chapter 3! And I do not own Pokemon in any way shape or form
Drew: Why do you people keep sending her reviews and torturing me?
May: Cause they like to see you in agony and suffering.
Drew: -- Sarcastically -- Thanks May.
May: -- Not catching sarcasm – No problem Drew.
Me: I promised k I would do their dare cause they submitted it 1 minute too late for chapter 2 so here it is:
Drew,
how can I look as good as you? If I can't, can you at least tell me
how to get green hair? How do you get a person to fall in love with
you?
May, how do I get your hairstyle? Where do you buy your
bandannas? What colour are your socks? Is Drew attractive?
Author,
are you wearing shorts? If you are, are you cold? Am I boring
you?
Update soon!
-Kay
Drew: Finally someone who appreciates my positive attributes. Well I'm sorry to say that you will never look as good as me but as for the green hair eat 156 green crayons.
May: Why did you eat crayons?
Drew: Some things shouldn't be talked about.
Me: Awkward. Now please continue. !
Drew: Well to get someone to fall in love with you just let them know how much you appreciate them and always be yourself and hope for the best.
May: Wow Drew who knew you had a sensitive side? Well k to get my hairstyle you need to have long hair, a comb, and a curling iron. You have to part you hair down the middle with the comb and then curl the ends with the iron to get it to flip in.
Me: I did that once and it looked really cute.
Drew: You looked like a hobo.
Me: Your right Drew I did look just like You!
May: Hey I'm still talking here! Oh yeah and I got my bandanna from Ebay. -- Whispering – And yes Drew is attractive.
Drew: Did you call me May?
May: -- Blushing – No!
Me: Wow I got questions. Well actually I'm wearing faded old navy flare jeans and I'm quite warm actually and trust me you are doing the total opposite of boring me.
Drew: Old navy is so lame I only shop at Hollister.
May: Before they start a fashion war here's the next review:
I
LOVE IT! xD
MY DARES RULE-LOL
hm...do i have another one?
uh...
May ask Misty for her mallet and hit 5 of Drew's
Fangirls.
Drew go tell the whole world that you and May are now
dating.
Author/Joyce..Go boardcast the 'Date' I gave them to the
whole world when Drew makes his speech. So the whole world will have
proof! LOL
CONTESTSHIPPING 4EVER!
xxDrewxMay4ever
May: Gladly.
Misty: -- walks into the studio -- Hey May Joyce told me you needed my mega mallet 8000.
May: Sure do. Can I use it for a second please?
Misty: Sure – Pulls out mega mallet 8000—
May: Thanks – goes out the stadium and spots all of Drew's fan girls waiting for him to come out --- This is gonna be sweet!
Fan Girls : Hey its that little b---- trying to take our Drew!
May: That's it you five are going down!
Magic voice : I'm sorry but the next scene is to violent to describe with words. Instead well leave it to your imaginations instead.
8 minutes later
May: -- Comes back into studio and sits next to Drew --- I feel a lot better
Drew and Me: -- Totally freaked out at what we saw when we looked outside. ---
Me: Well anyway its time for Drew to go announce that he and May are dating.
Drew and May: What the French Toast ?!?!
Me: You heard me. Now hurry up Drew I already have a stage and 10 wide screen TV's placed at the plaza near the fountain.
Drew: Fine, -- Walks out and slams door ---
May: Can I say it this time?
Me: Go right on ahead.
May: Now lets turn our attention to the screen to watch the seen unfold.
Town Plaza
Detail: Drew's on the stage with a microphone while everyone ( mostly obsessed fan girls) awaits his announcement.
Drew: You shouldn't have come I'm about to tell the biggest lie in history because of an evil demon she witch. Joyce is going to die. I, Drew Hayden am Going out with May Maple.
Reporter : When did you first fall in love?
Drew: I didn't, I'm just being dared to say this.
Reporter: So your saying you fell in love when you first met her?
Drew: -- eye twitching – How retarded can these people get?
Detail: Just then all the screens turned on broad casting the date to everyone in the Pettleburg plaza.
May: I'm having a pretty good time Drew.
Drew: Same here May.
Waiter: Here is the Fettuccine Alfredo for the young lady and the Steak Toscano for the young man. Please enjoy your meal. – Walks off to the kitchen--.
May: This looks great !
Drew: It looks O.K
Detail: The two ate their meal stealing glances at each other every now and then.
Drew: Hey May wanna try a piece of my steak ?
May: -- Swallows the pasta in her mouth and wipes her mouth with her napkin--. Sure.
Drew: -- Stabs a piece he hasn't bit off of yet and points the fork in May's direction. But instead of him handing her the fork he feeds it to her.—
May: Mmmmm Your right that was good. – She opens her eyes to see Drew looking down and thinks he must want some of hers buts to shy to ask. She twirls some of her alfredo on her fork until it stays on-. Hey Drew do you want some?
Drew: Sure why not.
May: --- I move the fork towards him until its in his mouths reach as he eats it off---. Well what do you think of it?
Drew: Really good.
May: Told you so.
Random guy #5 : See May told me to have you save her from Drew and his boringness once they go outside.
Brendan: Thanks for telling me. – He hides outside behind a menu as he sits at an umbrella table.
Detail: The rest of the night went smoothly and we paid the bill of $27.90 and walked outside.
May: Well I guess I'll see you at the studio tomorrow so Joyce can torture us.
Drew: Well I guess so too. Want me to walk you home?
May: Don't sound to eager. Sure that's really nice of you.
Detail: The two make it to May's doorstep as Brendan hides out of sight but he can still see them.
Drew: Here's your stop.
May: Yeah it is. Wow I bet that sounded dorky.
Drew -- before he leaves he kisses May on the cheek and then jumps off her doorstep.--- Good night May.
May: Good night Drew.
Drew: -- I walk away but not before noticing a crying Brendan walking in the opposite direction---. That's weird.
Detail: Everyone in the crowd turns to Drew as he makes a run for his life.
Crowd: Drew come back!
Drew: -- Still running for dear sweet life ---- I'm sorry but I have no comment!
At the studio
May: I can't believe that you recorded our date and then showed it to everyone in Pettleburg!
Drew: -- Runs in and locks door and sits on the couch while giving me the glare of death--- I hate you.
Me: Your starting to sound like a broken record. But now onto number 3:
I'm
back and I have more dares! I'm sorry but, I don't have any questions
yet. I have 4 for May and 2 for Drew. May's dares:
1) Beat up
Harly!(I think he needs to learn a lesson.)
2) Kiss your
Beautifly.
3) Hug you Skitty
4) Eat an omplynic sized pool of
icecream! It can be any flavor and have any toppings.
Drew's
dares: 1) Get hit buy a Blast Burn! (It's the strongest fire move of
pokemon.) 2) Fight an Onix only with a pokemon weak to rock
moves.
If you don't do the dares, I'll have my Luxray get you! She knows Discharge, Thunder Fang, Charge, and Crunch! Hey Joyce1237! Fell fre to use Luxray when they won't do anything you want! See Ya!
The Bowser Monster
Me: Thanks for your Luxray privilege. I will use her well. Well May its time to play pound the gay guy!
May: I love that game! – Pulls out super mallet 8000 ----
Drew: Why do you still have that?
May: Misty said I could use it incase I had to beat anyone else up today.
Me: Bring in Harley!
Random Guy # 12 : I got him. --- Walks Harley over to where May is hiding the mallet behind her back.
Harley: Hey there gingerbread what's behind your back? Is it a present for me?
May: Yep it's a surprise so close you eyes.
Harley: Yippee. --- stupidly closes eyes ---
Drew: This I gonna be fun.
May: -- begins to beat Harley as he runs around like the gay weirdo he is.----
Harley: Get this mad woman away from, ow that hurt…. So did that…. Owww……I want my mommy……that's it I'm leaving! – Limps out the door with a sprained ankle, bruises everywhere, a black eye, and his hat is destroyed.
May: I love this show! --- Puts away hammer and sits down next to Drew.----
Drew: That's only because you don't get tortured on it.
May: Hater! – calls out beautifly----
Beautifly: Beeeeauuuu tifly ( Hi everyone )
May: -- Leans in and kisses beautifly on it's head and giggles---- I love you beautifly.
Beautifly: beeeeeau ( I love you too )
Me: How cute is that the best relationship between a pokemon and trainer I have seen in a long time.
May: --- Recalls beautifly and calls out Skitty ----- Come here Skitty.
Skitty: Nahh ! ( Gotta catch me first ) -- runs around crazily and hops onto Drew's lap.—
Drew: Hey there Skitty. –pets her as she purrs and licks his hand---
May: Drew don't move. – Leaps to grab Skitty but she moves and May ends up on top of Drew.
Me: Woohoo its getting hot in here!
May and Drew: -- Blushing – Shut up Joyce!
Detail: While they get up Skitty comes over to me
Me: Here you go Skitty 3 pink poke block.
May: -- Oblivious to the fact I bribed Skitty to do that—I got you! – She grabs her and hugs Skitty like there's no tomorrow.
Drew: May I don't think it can breath.
May: -- Glares at Drew and returns Skitty to its ball ----
Me: Now for the ice-cream filled Olympic pool.
Detail: The floor opens in half and reveals a pool filled with chocolate ice-cream, Oreos, chocolate syrup, and chocolate flavored sprinkles .
May: It's so ---- Wipes away tears ---- Beautiful
Drew: That is way too much food.
Me: Not to her.
May: -- grabs spoons and sits by the edge and digs in ---- This rocks.
1 hour 15 minutes later
May: This sucks --- lying on the floor and there's ice-cream everywhere on the floor and furniture.
Drew and I: -- Sitting there with our mouths as wide as they can go---
Drew: Where does it all go?
Me: That's the thing about being Anime, fat and injuries don't stay long or are never there at all.
May: But the pain sure as heck is. --- Puts haind infront of her mouth --- I think I'm gonna blow chunks! --- runs to bathroom and we can hear noises from the couches.
Me: That is trifeling! But for now you have to get hit with a blast burn from my level 100 Charizard.
Drew: No way!
Me: Don't make me use the Luxray on you!
Drew: Fine.
Me: Charizard, stand by!
Drew: That's what Paul/Shinji says!
Me: So what it sounds cool! Now Charizard give him a heaping helping of your Blast burn!
Charizard (Star) : roarrrrrrr ( here it comes )
Drew: Holy aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah !
Me: O.K Star you can stop now.
Star: grrrr (fine ) -- Stops the attack and goes back into her pokeball. –
Drew: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! -- Falls on the floor on his back.---
May: --- Comes out from the restroom.---- Hey what's up with Drew?
Me: Nothing except for the fact that he got hit with Star's Blast burn.
May: Oh my gosh are you O.K Drew? – Runs over and places his head on her lap.---
Drew: Yeah May I'll be fine after a minute.
May: -- Smiles down at him --- That's good to hear.
Drew: --- smiles up at her and closes his eyes.----
May: --- Strokes Drew's head as if he was a kid who had just had a bad dream.---
Me: This is so going onto the internet! – Pulls out camera and snaps pictures.----
May: Shut up and put that camera away!
Me: Fine! --- Puts away camera.-----
Drew wakes up 5 minutes later
Me: Now that sleeping beauty is awake its time for you to battle an onix with a pokemon weak to rock type moves.
Drew: --- now sitting up and on the couch next to May.--- What Pokemon are weak to rock types?
Me: Well there's fire, ice, flying, bug, fighting, and steel.
Drew: I guess I'm using Masquerain since it's a bug and flying type.
May: I'll be the referee/ Mc!
Detail: The floor flips over to reveal a battle field.
Me: -- kisses pokeball ---- Come on out Onix!
Drew: --- Flicks hair --- Masquerain I choose you!
May: Ganghetompie ( gong- he- tom- pie )
Me and Drew: What the fudge?
May: Sorry wrong show. Let the battle begin!
Me: Onix give him a taste of your rock throw!
Drew: Masquerain dodge and use Stun Spore!
May: Masquerain uses it excellent speed to dodge the attack and goes on the offence with a powerful Stun Spore!
Me: That won't do anything Drew. --- Flicks hair.---- You should know that. Onix retaliate with sandstorm!
May: Wow Joyce uses her quick thinking and masqurains closeness to launch a powerful Sandstorm!
Drew: Masquerain no!
May: Looks like this battle has been decided with this ultimate barrage on Joyce's behalf.
Detail: Masquerain falls to the ground as Drew returns it to its ball.
Drew: You did great.
Detail: The stage flips back to the sitting area as we all take a seat.
May: Wow Joyce how did you win that battle?
Me: Well due to the fact that my Onix is on level 100 and Drew's Masquerain is on level 47 with a type disadvantage made it an easy win.
Drew: That battle was practically rigged!
Me: Whatever now I have to read review # 4 to myself:
Good job.
I have a request. May I dare you to go into seperate room and tell the camera how you feel about Drew. Drew, the same thing, though about May. May, I dare you to kiss Ash in front of Drew. Drew before Ash comes, you need to go into a see-through room covered in padding so we can watch you flip out. Drew, why do you flick your hair? Also I dare May and Drew to redecorate each other's rooms like in Trading Spaces. Have Fun
RedDragonRider16- May here is a rose Drew told me to give you.
RedDragonRider16
Me: This is going to be hilarious!
Drew: I have a bad feeling about this dare.
May: I know, cause whenever when she reads a dare to herself it means trouble for us.
Me: Oh May, Drew told RedDragonRider16 to tell me to give this rose to you. – Gives her the rose. ---
May: Ummm thanks . . . . . I think?
Me: O.k. now I need you two to go into separate rooms and sit on the chairs and wait for further instruction from random guy's number 5,679,234 and 1,678,328.
Drew: How many random people do you have for this thing? At first you only had like 4 now you have like over millions of them!
Me: No more questions I don't have answers to! – Shoves them into the rooms ---
May: What in the world are we doing-
Random guy # 5,679,234: Hi May I need you to tell me how you feel about Drew Hayden.
May: Is there some kind of camera in here or something?
Random guy # 5,679,234: -- crosses fingers--- Of course not.
May: Well in all honesty I see Drew as someone who I can always be myself with but sometimes I feel as if he only sees me as some stupid loser with his insults -- Grabs arms as she shakes and tears start to fall --- I just wish he knew how much it hurt when he does things like that.
Random guy # 5,679,234: -- Pats May on the shoulder as she cries softly— Don't cry May I know he doesn't mean the things he says.
May: But you don't hear the way he says them sometimes. It just really hurts to have someone you see as so important to you treat you the way he does.
Me: That is so sad to hear from May. But now onto Drew's room.
Random guy # 1,678,328: O.K Drew I need you to tell me how you feel about May Maple.
Drew: --Flips hair—Why should I tell you anything?
Random guy # 1,678,328: -- shows Drew Luxray's pokeball and we can hear it growling from the inside---
Drew: Well I see May as a great person to be around, someone you can trust, and overall a really nice person.
Random guy # 1,678,328: What about all of the mean things you say to her constantly?
Drew: Well I'm sure you've noticed, since you stalk us, that since she saved me from drowning in the river on mirage island I have become a little bit nicer.
Random guy # 1,678,328: But the insults still hurt her.
Drew: But May does know that I'm just kidding, right?
Random guy # 1,678,328: --- nods head no as he pulls out a tape recorder and he pushes play.--
May: Well in all honesty I see Drew as someone who I can always be myself with but sometimes I feel as if he only sees me as some stupid loser with his insults.
Drew: ---Hears May start to cry as she continues ----.
May: I just wish he knew how much it hurts when he does things like that.
Random guy # 5,679,234: Don't cry May I know he doesn't mean the things he says.
May: But you don't hear the way he says them sometimes. It just really hurts to have someone you see as so important to you treat you the way he does sometimes.
Random guy # 1,678,328: --Stops the recording--- You should really watch what you say before you lose her one day.
Drew: --- His bangs block his eyes as he gets up--- I had no idea she felt that way. – Walks out of the room to see May and I sitting down waiting for him.---
Me: Now that that's over lets have May and Drew redo each other's rooms. --- Stomach rumbles--- But first I have to use the can. --- Goes to the restroom and locks the door.---
Drew: May I wanted to say I'm sorry.
May: --- whispering--- What are you talking about?
Drew: I heard the tape May and I'm sorry about insulting you so much. I had no idea you felt the way you did. For that I'm really sorry.
May: -- Smiles as she scoots over right next to Drew--- Thanks Drew that means a lot to hear you say that. --- Leans her head on his shoulder and smiles at him as he smiles at her.---
Me: Awwwww now isn't that the sweetest thing? – Closes the door---
May: -- Gets off of Drew and blushes-- How did you finish so fast?
Me: That wasn't really a restroom. I was watching you two on the couch with the mini camcorder I have on that vase of flowers on the table.
Drew: Daughter of a CENSORED.
May: Drew, don't make me wash out your mouth with soap.
Me: -- Sits back down on my recliner – Don't worry May that's her job.
Roselia: -- gets out of her pokeball with a bar of soap in her roses. ---
Drew: no not again!
Roselia: -- Tackles Drew to the ground and begins to ferociously scrub his mouth with the soap.—
May: LMAO! ---Falls on the floor laughing her head off at the comedy of the moment. --
Me: Ok roselia I think his mouth has been purified with the Holy Soap enough now. But now onto Trading Spaces Girl's vs. Boy's, or in this case Girl vs. Boy!
Drew: --Spits out the horrid soap taste from his mouth. --- Don't we need carpenters and painters to do that?
May: Yeah where are you going to get those people from?
Me: ---Flicks hair----
Drew: Stop flicking your hair, that's my thing!
Me: Wever! But now anyway let me introduce our carpenters Kris and Ashley!
Kris: Yo skillets!
Ashley: ---Smacks Kris over the head so he falls down. --- What have I told you about trying to act gangster?!
Kris: That it makes me look even more retarded than I already am.
Me: Shut-up and let me continue! Now let me introduce our painters Ricky and Cloe!
Ricky:
Cloe: Howdy Partners!
Me: Thanks for coming now here are your commanders for this dangerous mission. Drew you will go with Kris and Cloe, while May gets Ricky and Ashley.
May: This is going to be so much fun!
Drew: Just don't screw up my room please.
Me: Kirlia teleport them to their respective work areas.
Kirlia: Kirly! (Sure)
Me: Now that everyone and their materials have been teleported lets turn to the large screen to watch the work unfold.
May's room
Drew: Wow her room is as ugly as those boring Pokemon Center rooms.
Kris: It's not so that bad.
Cloe: It looks like someone spilled boring paint all over this room.
Detail: Room has white painted walls, old mahogany four post bead, mahogany dresser, old peach carpet, small white closet doors, and a silver vanity.
Drew: Yeah boring and ugly.
Kris: Will you stop complaining so we can change this room.
Cloe: What do you have in mind Drew?
Drew: Well I was thinking about –
Drew's room
May: Wow Drew's room is pretty decent.
Detail: The room has a white carpet, black walls, a double sized wooden bed, oak wood dresser, closet doors, and desk.
Ashley: Yeah but I bet with our skills and your creativity we can make it even better.
Ricky: Oh I can have Drew's PSP?!
May: Were not here to steal his stuff. Were here to make his room fabulous.
Ashley: No more High school Musical 2 for you.
Ricky: HSM is weird.
May: Says you!
Ricky: Says everybody!
Ashley: --Hits May and Ricky with a giant bread roll---- Shut-up!
Ricky: Can I have the bread roll?
May: Stop being retarded and lets get started on this room.
Ashley: What do you have in mind?
May: Well I thought we could –
May's room
Drew: Do you guys get it?
Cloe: It sounds like a pretty good plan.
Kris: Sound like you gave it a lot of thought on how this gonna look.
Drew: Well I figured I owed it to her.
Cloe: Well then let's get started on this room, shall we?
Drew's room
May: And that's what I was thinking we could do.
Ashley: Sounds awesome!
Ricky: Let's get to work!
3 days' later
Me: Now May are you ready to see what Drew, Kris, and Cloe did to your room?
May: Sure why not?
Me: Here we go – Opens May's bed-room door. ---
May: Oh My Fudggin Gosh!
Me: Do you like it?
May: I love it!
Detail: The room had a wallpaper of an outdoor rose garden, her closet is white with a giant rose on it, pretty green flooring/carpet, a white wooden porch swing that hangs from the ceiling, a flower garden with a real hose attached to it that comes from outside, a desk with a red computer, a crystal chandelier in the middle of the ceiling, a white and red couch with a large screen TV behind two shutters, and her bed was replaced with a white four post canopy bed with rose designed sheets and pillows. (If you can picture this really well it's gorgeous).
Drew: Well I'm glad you like it. --- Walks out of her closet---
May: This is so cool! –Runs over and swings on the swing----
Me: So Drew where did your inspiration come from for a garden for May?
Drew: --- Smiles fondly over at May --- Well I saw her as a rose that deserved a garden as her own to shine like the treasure she is.
Me: That was so beautiful. And CENSORED it I didn't get it on camera.
Drew: --Flicks hair--- And if you tell anyone I said that I'm going to make your leg bend in ways not even humanly possible.
Me: --- freaking out at Drew's bipolar- ness. --- What ever you say. But let's go see your room.
Drew: Fine by me.
Drew's room
Me: R U RED E 2 go inside?
Drew: Sure. – Opens door. ---
Me: O
Drew: M
Random guy # 1237: G
Drew and I: Go away!
Random guy # 1237: ---Walks away all sad at being yelled at. ----
Me: This room is awesome!
Detail: The room has black walls but a little less than half of the top is silver, dark brown wooded floors, a stainless steel bed, a stainless steel desk with a green computer, A white closet with the word Drew painted in silver letters, a green lampshade looking light on the ceiling, a dark green sofa, black plasma screen in the wall, and a dark green dresser with knobs shaped like silver roses. (Sorry if it sucks, I couldn't think of good boy's room.)
Drew: Wow May did a pretty good job at doing my room.
May: Really thanks. – Comes from under the bed.
Me: May you could have hidden in the closet.
May: I thought it would be fun.
Drew: Weirdo.
Me: Well B4 we head back to the studio let's being in our excellent staff Ricky, Ashley, Kris, and Cloe.
The group: Thanks everyone we had fun.
Me: Later guys and thanks again now let's get back to the studio. Kirlia teleport please.
In the studio
Me: That was cool but now Drew I need you to go into that padded room over there and wait.
Drew: Why?
Me: Cause I said so you little CENSORED!
Drew: Fine don't have a cow. ---Goes into the padded booth I had brought in.—
May: Why did Drew have to go in there?
Me: One it's going to be funny and for Ash's safety.
May: Huh?
Ash: --Comes in the studio---- Hey there May and Joyce.
Me: Glad you could come.
May: What's Ash doin-
Ash: --connected his lips to May's as he held her waist.
Drew: What the CENSORED is Ash doing with MY May! Must contain my jealousy toward Ash! The CENSORED with it he's going down! ---Starts ramming against the window and trying to get to Ash's head.
May: -- Pulls away from Ash blushing madly--- What was that for?
Ash: --Looking really freaked out--- Umm May I think you should look at Drew.
May: Holy CENSORED. What is wrong with him?
Drew: Ash Ketchum you are dead! –Busts out of the room.---
Ash: Mommy! –Runs out of the studio so Drew doesn't kill him.---
Me: He's gone wild, Take him down. --- Pulls on a tranquilizer and pulls the trigger at Drew.--- Got him.
Drew:--- Falls to the floor with a dart on his butt.--- Let me at him!
May: I wonder what could have made Drew act this way?
Me: That was LMAO but let's read Review # 4 wile the dart wears of:
Yay
CONTESTSHIPPING!
I have a dare for Drew and one for May
Drew- I
dare you to wear adress of May's choosing complete with shoes and
jewlery picked by the authoressand then go outside and sing any song
that May wants.(I dont hate you.U r actually one of my favorites but
its fun to see u embarressed)
May- I dare you to dress up in
anything Drew wants.
Have fun!
Is-it-Love
Drew: If I'm your favorite why do you enjoy torturing me so much?
May: Because she likes seeing you embarrassed.
Me: But anyway it's time for Drew to wear a dress of my Choosing. --- Thinks--- You have to wear the outfit May wore on your date!
Drew: You have got to be kidding me.
Me: Nope now go put it on.
Drew: CENSORED you. --- Walks in to the bathroom to change.---
Me: What song are you going to have him sing?
May: I'm a Barbie girl.
Me: You are evil. High five me!
May and Me: --High five each other but burst into laughter when Drew comes out in the dress.—
Drew: Well I'm in the dress now what do I have to sing?
May: I'm a Barbie girl.
Drew: You guy's are sick minded.
Me: I know. Now get to it.
Drew: --Walks out the door while tripping in the heels---
The plaza
Drew: Hey everyone. Please put away your cameras and video phones.
Some girl: Drew why are you in a dress?
Some other girl: The rumors must be true. Your gay!
Drew: --vein on his head--- I AM NOT GAY! THAT'S HARLEY'S THING!
Reporter: Than why are you in a dress?
Drew: I have to sing a song in a dress because people in the world can't handle the fact I'm so sexy.
Some Guy: Well then sing the song!
Drew: Joyce is gonna pay. –pushes the cd player on and grabs the microphone.---
Hi
Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump
In...
I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in
plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me
everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie,
let's go party!
I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life
in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me
everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blond
bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm
your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in
pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can
touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always
yours"
(uu-oooh-u)
I'm a barbie girl, in the
barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my
hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your
creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come
on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go
party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go
party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever
you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come
jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool
around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say:
"I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you
say: "I'm always yours"
Come on Barbie, let's go
party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go
party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go
party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go
party!
(uu-oooh-u)
I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie
world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair,
undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm
a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's
fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me
everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on
Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's
go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go
party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go
party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well
Barbie, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Ken!
Crowd: --not a single sound can be heard and everyone is freaking out on the inside.—
Drew; I'm just gonna leave. --- Walks off of the stage and heads back to the studio.---
At the studio
Me: For once that was more disturbing than funny.
May: --eye twitching—Agreed.
Drew:---Walks in and changes back to normal anime style.---- You guys are dead to me from now on.
May: Awkward.
Drew: But now you have to dress up in what I say. –thinking--- You have to wear. . . . . . Joyce what should she wear?
Me: How about the swimsuit she wore in the manaphy movie?
Drew; Sure why not? May you have to wear that swimsuit.
May: Ok! ---Goes off to the restroom to change.----
Me: Since we have a moment I would like to apologize to my reviewers and readers about how long this took to post. With school, science fair, history day, and chorus its kinda hard. But I want to thank all of you for being so patient with me.
Drew: If I were you guys I would forget about this piece of trash and do something better with your wonderful lives.
Me: --glaring at drew--- Your just saying that so they'll stop torturing you.
Drew: So?
May: I'm done!
Drew: --Turns around and blushes madly--- Wow May that looks cute on you.
May: --Smiles and twirls around--- Thanks.
Me: Wow claps for Drew. He didn't get a nosebleed this time.
Drew:--Glares at me---
May: You guys can go ahead and read the next dare while I change back. --- Walks back to the restroom.---
Drew: Well you heard the lady read the next review. And stop staring at me like that.
Me: Dang he's not gonna get a nosebleed. Well here's review # 5 :
Really good chap!
While reading this I thought that it might be interesting if the two
switched their pokemon with eachother and battled... That's all I can
think of 4 now!
-L.lucario
Drew: Sweet a battle!
May: --Walks out of the restroom--- Who has a battle?
Me: You and Drew have to switch pokemon and have a battle.
May: Well I have Blaziken, skitty, squirtle, beautifly, and espeon.
Drew: Cool your evee evolved. Well I have flygon, roselia, absol, butterfree, and Masquerain.
Me: This is gonna be so cool. –pushes button and the stage flips into a battle field.—
Drew and May: --walk to the middle and switch pokemon---
Drew: This is gonna be an easy win.
May: We'll just see about that.
Detail: They walk back to their sides and wait for the rules.
Me: Ok since five battle would be too long it's gonna be two on two.
May: --Nod—
Drew: --Flicks hair—
Me: Ok. Get your game on!
Drew: What is wrong with you two!? You keep using the wrong show's battle openings.
Me and May: Cause its fun duh.
Me: GO!
Drew: Blaziken, beautifly I choose go.
May: Absol, roselia take the stage!
Absol: ab-sol (what's going on?0
Blaze: Blaze ( I think their havin a mix battle)
Absol: sol (Fine with me, as long as your trainer doesn't suck)
Blaze: blaze-iken ( Same for you)
May: Absol use razor wind!
Drew: blaziken dodge and use flamethrower and beautifly use silverwind.
Me: Wow amazing! Drew has combined the attacks to make a beautiful silver and fire tornado.
May: Absol slash through that tornado with a flash and roselia give them a taste of your petal dance!
Me: Wow what a beautiful display on May's part as she attacks with a powerful combo.
Detail: The flash blinds the pokemon and the petal dance gives off a direct hit.
Drew: Beautifly send some of it back at them with gust and Blaziken turn up the heat with a over heat.
Me: Wow the attack is returned again. This is like a game of ping pong!
May: Roselia give them a taste of your solar beam and absol razor wind full power.
Detail: The attacks meet and a giant explosion blowing up smoke.
Me: Well the smoke has cleared and . . . . . both sets of Pokemon are down for the count.
May: Wow I guess We tired eachother out.
Drew: --Flicks hair—For once your actually right.
Detail; The stage flips back to the studio and we sit down again.
Me: Wow an awesome battle but now onto the last review. # 6:
May- How many anime you
watch? DO U WATCH BLEACH?If you do what do you think of Toushiro?What
do U think of Dawn?
Drew- R U gonna travel with Harley?OH and I'M
YOUR BIGGEST FAN WILL U KISS ME? I THINK YOUR HOT DREW!
CharizardFlame
May: Well I watch . . . . . . . . . 4 anime. ( Tokyo mew mew, Pokemon, Chrono crusade, and Naruto) And I've never seen Bleach but I'm thinking about taking it up. And Dawn and I are like best buds but she can be a little hyperactive.
Drew: Well first of CENSORED NO! He'd probably molest me in my sleep. And I would kiss you except for the fact that may would most likely kill you. And Yes I know I am so hot.
May: Why is it so easy for other girls to say it but not me?
Me: Well thanks everyone and I hope you liked:
FAN-MAIL AND DARE-ZONE CHAPTER 3