Me: Hey there people and welcome to chapter 4 of: Fan Mail and dare zone! Oh and I don't own pokemon or anything else mentioned in here or its characters in anyway what so ever.
May: Hey there people!
Drew: Sup?
Me: Now let's read review # 1:
Lol, this is making me alugh so hard!
Can you use mine please?
coughs importantly
I dare Drew to trade all his pokemon for digimon and sing the digimon evolution song, you know the, digimon monsters, digimon den den den den i dont know the words lol! And then i dare you Drew, to shout out to the world "I love may!" and then kiss May on the lips for more than 10 seconds! Buahahaha! evil grin Not finished yet, then I want Drew, you personally to go and kick Harleys bu and then whack him away to the moon!
For May, i dare you to kiss Drew for more than 10 seconds, scream to the world "I love Drew!" and then go and kiss Brendan in front of Drew! hahaha, i am evil! Btw, please after that go and bash Brendans face in and chuck him away to where Harley is! I hate Brendan, he is like, just so not right with May!
I also dare you two, Drew and May, to play 7 minutes of heaven!
That is all! Use mine and you will get cookie! waves cookie in the air
Yeah, sorry that was long but lol, i have more plans! So yeah, update soon with mine! Only use copy and paste because I want everything to happen! cause i mean, there isnt any boyxboy, girlxgirl or nudity! so yeah! Wo! xD Hyperness!
jolteonforever
Drew: OMG that thing is ff-in long!
May: There are 7 dare things in one review.
Me: Stop complaining! All it means is that I'll have more fun and it might take a bit longer to update.
Drew: You suck Joyce!
Me: Wever! Just give me your pokemon and let me trade them for awesome Digimon.
Drew: -- Hands me his pokemon --
May: What are Digimon?
Me: These! -- Pushes a button and Agumon, Tentomon, Gabumon, Biyomon, and Palmon appear –
ATGBP: Hi!
Drew: What the heck are you guys?!
ATGBP: Were Digimon digital monsters! – music comes from no where –
May: Sing the song!
Drew: I don't know the words!
Me: Here! - -Hands Drew the lyrics –
Drew:
Di-Di-Digi
Digimon
Digimon
Di-Di-Digi
Digimon
Digimon
Di-Di-Digi
Digimon
Digital Monsters
Digimon are the Champions x2
Change, into Digital Champions
To—Save the Digital World
Digimon
Digital Monsters
Digimon are the Champions x2
Digivolve into champions
Digivolve into Ultimate
Digimon
Digital Monsters
Digimon are the champions x2
Digimon, Digital Monsters
DIGIMON
Me: Wow that was pretty good. But now you guys need to go back to the digital world and get that black gear out of Agunimon before he hurts someone.
ATGBP: Alright. – Jump into my laptop and disappear.—
May and Drew: That was weird.
Me: O.K Drew I decided to save time and I have a live footage camera in here and your announcement will be put on all of the channels across the world.
Drew: How did you afford that?
Me: That's my dirty little secret. Now were on in 3, 2, 1 action!
Drew: Hey there everyone and the people out there that like to torture me I would like to announce that I am madly in love with May Andrea Maple!
World: Woo hoo!
Me: -- Turns off the camera --. Now you have to kiss May for 10 seconds.
May: What if I object to this?
Me: -- Holds up Luxray's pokeball and electric shocks are coming out of it –
May: Never mind. -- Turns to face Drew as he turns to face her. –
Drew: It's only 10 seconds and better her than a crazed fan girl
May: Easy May just lean in and pray you don't crash noses.
Drew and May: -- Lean in with their eyes closed until Drew can feel his lips lock with May's - -
Drew: She tastes like vanilla. I wonder what the inside tastes like.
May: Yes I didn't mess up and- OMG is that his tongue?!
Drew: -- Slips his tongue into May's mouth as she lets out a little moan – The inside tastes like vanilla as well.
May: Oh my gosh his tongue is in my mouth! And did I just moan?!
Me: 9, 10! Times up!
Drew: --Pulls away and is blushing madly as he realized what he did. -- Stupid hormones.
May: --Sits back up straight and stares at her shoes --- My first real Kiss and I loved it.
Me: Now it's time to bring in Harley. But May I need to you to move to the other side of the room.
May: Why?
Me: Well since you beat Harley with Misty's mallet he filed a restraining order.
Drew: Can I get one filed on him? Last time I saw him he tried to feel me up.
Me: I swear there are too many cartoon people like that. There's Orochimaru and now Harley. But anyway bring him in random guy # 429.
Random guy # 429: Here he is Joyce.
Me: Thank you.
Harley: Hey there everyone kisses from Harley!
Drew: -- eye twitching—Hey Harley you have something in you hair can you turn around so I can get it out?
Harley: Of course gingerbread! – Turns around so his back is to Drew –
Me: This is gonna be sweet!
Drew: -- Kicks Harley in the butt so hard he breaks my roof and flies to the moon and falls back down in Canada in Niagara falls. –
May: And it's good!
Me: 10 points!
Drew: --Bows. Sits on the couch with May and I. – Thank you I do try my best. But now I have to burn my shoe.
May: We can use the fire to make smores.
Me: Great idea but now I have another gay sized whole in my roof that I have to fix.
Drew: Not my fault. And come on May and I already k-
May: -- Puts her lips on Drew's and puts her tongue in his mouth in his moment of surprise. ---
Drew: Wow May has a bad girl side.
May: Mmm he taste's like mint.
Me; 9, 10, times up!
May and Drew: --Pull apart and blush and smile to themselves.—
Me: Wow that was fun to watch. And record.
May: But now I have to Kiss-
Brendan: --Runs into the studio--. Hey May! Joyce told me that you wanted to go out with me. And my answer is yes! -- runs over and kisses May on the lips and holds her waist.—
Drew: He's dead! – Pulls Brendan off of May and kicks him to the moon and when he fell back he landed in Canada in Niagara falls.
Me: Hey May was supposed to kick him!
Drew: Sorry but he walked in my territory.
May: Oh well like it matters.
Me: --Turns on the live footage camera again - -. You're on May!
May: Hey there I am deeply in love with Drew Alexander Kito!
The world: Woo hoo . . . . . . . . . again!
Me: -- Turns off the camera --. Now you two have to play 7 minutes in heaven.
May: Haven't we kissed enough?
Drew: Seriously, and were only on the first review.
Me: Listen here maggots! Jolteonforever wants kissing and that's what she's going to get. Now go into that closet before I kick you guys CENSORED.
May and Drew: --Run into the closet but don't notice the camera in there—
Me: This is gonna be sweet! – Turns on the TV that is connected to the camera wirelessly-
May: Well I guess we have to kiss again.
Drew: Yeah I guess we do. – Wraps his arms around May's waist –
May: -- Wraps her arms around Drew's neck and lifts her face.—
Drew: --Leans in and connect his mouth with May's as the electricity runs through his body--.
May: -- Her knees start to buckle as Drew pulls her closer. -- This is gonna be fun. – Unlatches her hands a little bit and begins to play with the hair at the back of Drew's head with her fingers.—
Drew: Is she trying to drive me crazy? Well two can play it that way. - -Uses one of his hands and goes to the small of her back and begins to rub up and down. - -
May: Oh my gosh!
Me: Well it's time for you guys to come out of there! If you can separate long enough to do it.
May and Drew: - - Come out of the closet beet red and sit a noticeable distance away from each other on the couch.—
Me: Well let's go onto review # 2:
May:
1. Pokemon battle Drew's lead fangirl. If you win (you better), pour nacho cheese on the fangirl's head.
2. If Drew told you he was gay, (I don't think he is, don't worry) would you cry?
3.what do you think Drew's best feature is?
Drew:
1. Dress up as Brendan (I saw an awesome fanart like this)
2. If May was turned into a Pokemon somehow, what would you do about it?
3. What do you think May's best feature is?
Both:
1. How do the shippings with you guys in them make you feel? I mean, you're in a lot of them, even with Pokemon or gay ships.
2. If you could be any Pokemon what would you be?
Author:
1. Do you hate Brendan? If yes, is it because he tries to take May away from Drew?
That was long -.-'
Lunarshade29
May: Well Drew's lead fan-girl right now considering she's hiding in the restroom waiting for him to come in is Clover Anderson.
Clover: - -Comes out of the restroom - - That's right and I challenge you to a pokemon battle!
May: Bring it.
Detail: The floor flips to the battle floor and Drew sits on the side lines while I MC.
Me: Hello and welcome to this pokemon battle between Clover and May. Each trainer is allowed one pokemon and the first one down loses.
May: Blaziken take the stage! - -Throws his Pokeball releasing her loyal fire/fighting pokemon.
Clover: Hoppip your turn to strut! – Throws the pokeball –
Me: Let the battle commence!
Clover: Hoppip give him a taste of your splash!
Me: And Clover starts off with a splash that does zippo to May's blaziken.
May: If you weren't so annoying I would actually feel sorry for you. Blaziken give that thing a taste of your sky uppercut.
Me: And May comes in wit her sky upper cut landing a direct hit on Clovers Hoppip!
Clover: Hoppip No! - - Hoppip is knocked out.
Me: Hoppip is unable to battle the winner is May of Pettleburg!
May: Nacho cheese please! - - Pulls a rope lever and 4 gallons of nacho cheese pores on Clover as she runs out screaming with her Hoppip in her arms. - -
Detail: The stage flips back to the sitting areas we sit down.
May: That battle was way too easy.
Drew: Seriously. - -Gives May a rose – But you still did your best.
May: - - Blushes-- . Thanks Drew. - -Puts rose in her hair.—And if Drew told me he was gay I would most likely faint or run away to China. And Drew's best feature would have to be his smile when it's full of sincerity and kindness.
Drew: Thanks May. And there is no way I'm dressing up like Brendan!
Me: You have to do it.
Drew: never!
Me: Fine you asked for it. Luxray persuade him with a thunderbolt!
Luxray: lux ( finally) - -Uses thunder bolt and shocks Drew as he's covered in ash.
Drew: Fine I'm going! - - Runs into the restroom to change - -
Me: Good job Luxray now return. - - Returns Luxray to its pokeball. - -
May: This show is way too violent.
Me; Do you want to be shocked too?
May: - - Freaking out - - No way!
Drew: - - Comes out - - Well how do I look?
Me: Wow you look HOT!
May: What she said but with less enthusiasm.
Drew: Wever. I'm so getting out of these cloths.
Me: No keep them on until the end of the show or when you have to change again.
Drew: Fine. - -Sits on the couch with May - -
May: Dang he looks good.
Drew: Well as for my questions, if May become a pokemon I would catch her and watch after her until we can find a way to turn her back but if there's no way I would just keep her. And her best feature would be her eyes when they shine with determination and excitement
May: And as for the shippings some of you sick people have no lives. I mean come on Cookieshipping! That's so wrong!
Drew: And what up with belleshipping I've never even met Dawn before!
Me: Which proves my point that contestshipping is the best!
Drew and May: Shut up!
May: Well if I could be any pokemon I would be an espeon.
Drew: I would probably be an absol.
Me: Well I've never seen the special manga but since in stories he tries to win May from Drew I as of right now hate him.
May: He's just a friend and I so don't see him that way.
Drew: Good to hear.
Me: Well now here's review # 3:
okay-here are my ideas:
May:
jump off a cliff and have drew catch her
call 50 random guys and tell them she loves them
Drew:
go skydiving off flygon's back
call 50 random fan girls and ask them on a date
Yeah they're kinda lame, but all I can think of right now
More later
SuperKityDid
Me: Well were off to that cliff in the wynaut episode. Kirlia teleport please.
The cliff
Me: Well here we are and at the bottom is crashing waves and jagged rocks.
May: Maybe we should find a smaller cliff.
Me: Nah. –Pushes May over the edge and she starts screaming - -
Drew: Joyce you idiot! Flygon come on out! We need to save May! - - Jumps on Flygon as he dives down. - -
Me: This is gonna be good. - -Pulls out a bucket of popcorn - -
May: Drew help!
Drew: Reach out your hand!
May: -- Reaches her hand but Drew can't seem to grab it - - I can't reach.
Drew: - - The rocks are less than 10 feet away. - - Keep trying!
May: -- Reaches really far and grabs Drew's hand as he pulls her up 3 feet above the rocks. - -
Drew: Thank rayquaza that you're O.K.
May: Thanks for saving me.
Drew: No problem. - -Flies up to the top- -
May: Joyce you retard you could have gotten me killed!
Me: Well actually I had Kirlia out incase Drew didn't make it so she could teleport you.
Drew: That was dirty. But now I have to sky dive.
May: be careful.
Me: Don't worry May I have Kirlia incase his parachute doesn't work or something.
Drew: Right, let's go flygon. - -Gets on flygon and flies 25 feet above the cliff.
May: I hope he's O.K
Me: I know, especially since he left his shot right here on the ground.
May: Oh my gosh Drew could die!
Me: I have Kirlia. - -There's a note saying she went to ckick-fil-a to get a six pack of nuggets. - - Oh snap!
May: Snap is right. Drew's in danger.
Drew: -- Up in the air getting ready to jump off - - See you back at the cliff. – Jumps off—Wow May must have felt like this when she was falling. Time to pull the chute. ---Reaches for the cord on his pack but nothing happens. - - Snap this is bad.
May: Flygon go get Drew he doesn't have a parachute! - -Flygon goes down and swoops under Drew and saves him just in time. Drops Drew off at the top- - -
Drew: Thanks flygon I owe you. - -Recalls him- -
May: ---Glomps Drew- - - Thanks rayquaza your O.K.
Drew: Don't worry May, I'm fine. But Joyce isn't going to be once I get my hands around her neck!
Me: Wever. Kirlia teleport please.
The Studio
May: Well now I have to call 50 random guys and say I love them.
Me: Here this phone is connected to 50 phones across Pettleburg with 50 guys sitting by waiting for a call from NASCAR.
Drew: Do you enjoy manipulating people?
Me: Yep! Now May push the blue button.
May: - - Pushes the button and the phone rings - -
50 guys: Hello, sup, what do you want, Hi, what up, chello.
May: Hey there I May maple am deeply in love with you. - -Hangs up - -
Drew: Do they know that she was talking to 50 guys at one time?
Me: Nope why?
Drew: Now there's 50 different guys walking around thinking May loves them.
Me: And?
Drew: So, if one guy goes up to another and they both say that May loves them, lets just say there's going to be a giant fight sooner or later.
May: Oh snap this is gonna be bad.
Me: But now Drew has to call 50 fan-girls and promise them each a date.
Drew: - -Pushes button - - Hey there would like to go on a date with me?
50 FG's: Oh my gosh it's Drew! Of course I would!
Drew: Then meet me in Alaska at 5:00 December 78th.
50 FG's: See you then!
Drew: - -Hangs up- - Well that's half of my Pettleburg fan population gone.
May: Only half?!
Drew: You wouldn't believe the number of stalkers I have.
Me: Well here's review # 4:
I dare May to wear an extramly small (micro) bikini the rest of the chapter (ir next whatevers longer)
Joyce turn Drew into a girl for as long as May wears the bikini
All(you 2 Joyce) enter a Bikini contest
I'll be bock!
Chao M
May: Sure just give me one minute. - -Walks into the restroom- -
Drew: There is no way your turning me into a girl.
Me: Yes there is. Bippidy bopity boo! - -Waves wand- -
Drew: --Sparkly dust surrounds him and when it clears he's a girl- - What the CENSORED did you do to me?! And what's with this girl voice?
Me: Well now you have long green hair that reaches to your back, blue flare jeans, a purple halter, and black net gloves. And until you turn back you will be known as Danielle or Danni for short.
Drew: I will not answer to that!
Me: Then I guess May will have to find out that you're a girl and laugh at you the rest of your life.
Drew: You will die.
Me: I know, now what's your name?
Drew: Danni.
Me: Good boy, I mean girl.
May: I'm done ---Comes out in a micro bikini that's sky blue with clouds on it. - - hey where did Drew go?
Me: He had to go home for a while but he said his cousin Danielle could take over for him until he gets back.
Danni: Please call me Danni. Danielle sound too formal. This sucks.
May: Well it's nice to meet you Danni. - -Sits on the couch next to Danni. - - Why am I getting the feeling I get when Drew is around?
Me: Well now it's time for our bikini contest!
May: Well I'm already in one so you guys can go change.
Me: I call first! Be right back –Goes to the restroom- -
Danni: Oh man if I get a nosebleed May will think that I'm gay.
May: So Danni, I bet you and Drew have a lot in common.
Danni: More than you would ever want to know.
May: That's funny Drew never really talks about you.
Danni: That's so like Drew to not talk about me to other people.
May: I'm sure he doesn't mean anything by it.
Me: I'm done - -Comes out and sits on the couch in a pink sparkly bikini with roses on it- -
May: Cute. O.K Danni it's your turn.
Danni: - -Goes into the restroom- -
May: Danni seems like a nice person. We should have her on here more often.
Me: I don't think that would be such a good idea.
May: Why not?
Me: Well um . . . . . you see. . . . it's like this. . . . . Hey look Danni's done!
Danni: --Comes out and sits down in a purple and black stripped bikini - - -
May: That looks nice but now let the contest begin! By the way how is this going to work?
Me: That camera is going to send a picture of all three of all around Pettleburg and the people will press 1 to vote for me, 2 to vote for you, and 3 to vote for Danni on their remotes.
Danni: Seems easy enough.
Random guy # 1237: --Turns on the camera- - Strike a pose.
Danni and may: - -Stand back to back - -
Me: --On the floor lying down sideways in front of them - -
Random guy# 1237: --Takes picture and turns off the camera- --
May: Well Joyce you can go change while Danni and I wait for the results.
Me: Good idea. - - -Goes into the restroom to change- - -
May and Danni: ---Sit back on the couch- - -
Danni: So may Drew told me that you guys had to kiss today?
May: -- Blushes- -- Yeah we did and in all honesty I liked it.
Danni: Really?
May: Yeah but tell any one and your going to wake up in Mexico tomorrow morning.
Danni: Understood –Changes back to normal cloths anime style- - - I love doing that.
Me: --Comes out of the restroom--- I hate how you guys can do that and I can't. But what are the results of the contest?
May: Well I got 36, you got 28, and Danni got 92.
Me: Wow Danni your hot both ways.
May: What do you mean?
Danni: Nothing she's just being stupid.
Me: Well on to review #5:
WOW! Great show! I LOVE it!!
MY next dare: For Drew- If you could confess to May about your feelings, how would you like to do it? On a sunset? Or what?
May-same questions as Drew's
UPDATE SOON!
xxDrewxMay4ever
Danni: Well if Drew could confess his feelings for May, if he had them, he would want to do it in a rose garden in the summer during a sunset.
May: well for me, I would like it to e on a hill over looking the city when it's lit up at night leaning against a tree.
Me: Awww there both so romantic. But now onto our last review # 6:
OK A dare! Drew has to kiss Harley! Ha, ha. Then, May has to dress up as a goth girl. Then, I want them to make out for three minutes with Joyce taking pictures of them and then she sends them to me and I'll post them all over the web. And one question to both of them, did they enjoy it? Please post this in your story. It totally rocks! -Pwnful
Chaotic Dork
Me: Hey a little problem with the dare it's boy x boy. So I can't do that part. But the other parts I will do.
Danni: Thank goodness.
May: Why would that be a problem? Danni's a girl.
Me: Well. . . . . . .ummm. . . . . . .she. . . . . . .the problem . . . . . . is.
Danni: I haven't kissed anyone and I wanted my first to be special.
May: That makes perfect sense. Well I'm off to get out this bikini and into my goth cloths. - -Walks off to the restroom- -
Danni: Turn me back now!
Me: Fine. Boyus becomeus! - - -Shiny smoke covers Danni and when it goes away Drew's a guy again.---
Drew: Finally!
May: I'm done. ---Comes out the restroom---- Hey where did Danni go?
Drew: She went back cause I cam on back.
Me: I'm gonna miss her.
May: Well I'm glad your back Drew. But you missed a bikini contest and guess what Danni won with 92 votes!
Drew: Well that's not hard to believe. After all. - -Flicks hair--- She's related to me.
Me: That poor girl.
Drew: ---Glare's at me--- Hey May you like nice.
May: Thanks.
Me: may is styling a spiked collar, black torn jeans, a read and black halter, her hair is black and falling over one of her eyes, long black net gloves and she's sporting black skull sneakers. Now time for three minutes in heaven. But stay here so I can take the pics.
Drew: O.k. ---Stands up and faces May- -
May: --blushing—Wraps her arms around his neck
Drew: ---Wraps his arms around May's waist---- Here we go again.
May:-- Connects her lips with Drew's as she starts to play with his hair---
Me: --Snaps picture--- This is so going on the web (I did not draw any of the pics)
May: This is even better the 4th time.
Drew: Thanks rayquaza that I'm a boy!
Me: Times up! Break apart.
May and Drew: --Break apart and blushing as they sit back down---
Me: Thanks for the reviews. And happy Christmas, Chanukah, Quanza, and holiday's in general. I Hope you enjoyed:
Fan mail and Dare Zone: Chapter 4