Me: Hey there and welcome to: Fan Mail and Dare Zone chapter 5. Thanks a bunchies to everyone who's reviewed. You guys ROCK! I don't own Pokemon, Neopets, Numa Numa or Applebees.
May: Hi people!
Drew: --Sexy salute- -
Me: Well straight to the cake. Here's review #1:
Drew: I dare you to jump into a volcano, or if you don't, you have to jump in a lightning bolt the size of mount everest!
May: I dare you to tell Drew that you hate him and never want to see him again, and then after he cries, tell him you were just joking!
And Joyce you will take pics of Drew crying!
Cool! Use them! Cyaz!
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Me: This is like that George of the jungle episode when he was dared to jump into the volcano by the lam brains.
Drew: Yep, and you're their top member.
May: Not again. Now lets head on over to choco choco magma top of DOOM!
Choco choco magma of Doom
Drew: What exactly do I have to do?
Me: Jump in.
May: Isn't this kinda unsafe?
Me: Nonsense. It's down right suicide. But that's why Drew's gonna do it.
Drew: --Sarcasm- - Wow thanks.
Me: No problem. –smacks Drew on the back so he falls in the volcano—
Drew: Oh CENSORED!
May: That's gonna leave a mark, so is that, and that, and Ow that's gotta hurt.
Me: I estimate were gonna need a lot of band aids, glue, staples, and tape.
Drew: Oh holy CENSORED!
May: And a hot glue gun. I think he's had enough.
Me: Are you sure, it looks like he's having fun?
Drew: Get me out of here, you daughter of a-!
Me: O.K time to go. –Snaps fingers - -
At the studio
Drew: --Tons of bandages—You guys suck.
May: Not my fault your fun to torture.
Me: I'm just here for kicks.
Drew: Very sick kicks!
Me: I take what I'm given. Now May if you please.
May: Sure. Drew I hate the way you always think your better then me. I'm also tired of you always talking about how great you are and diminishing my confidence. You're a horrible person, who only cares about himself. I hate you and never want to see you again!
Drew: Your point. Is that the best you've got?
May: Oh and I don't like your hair.
Me: Ouch, BURN!
Drew: May, I can't believe you. How can you say something so horrible? I thought you were my friend. –Starts to cry—
Me: Weenie –Takes pictures—
May: Drew I was just kidding, I love your hair.
Drew: --Wipes eyes-- I knew that.
Me: Sure you did. Cough liar Cough. But now I'm gonna read review # 2:
I totally LOVE this! MY next dare is: Drew, go and date a fangirl to make May jealous..than dump the fangirl and send her flying to the moon! And May, I know you're going to be jealous, so go out on a date with Branden so Drew will get jealous. Once you dump him. Go back to the studio and try to fly to the moon, and Drew...you better stop her!!
sorry, its kinda dumb. But I'm at a loss. LOL
update soon! Much Love
xxDrewxMay4ever
Me: Cool.
Drew and May: This doesn't sound good.
Me: Bring her in random guy #1.
Drew: Who?
Barbie: Drew, I love you! We are gonna have so much fun!
May: What is she talking about?
Me: Well this lucky bimb- I mean girl won a date with Drew here.
Drew and May: Funny lady say what!?
Barbie (yes that's her name): We are gonna have so much fun.
May: Have fun, its not like I care what you do.
Drew: Hard to get wont work. Let's go Barbie, and did I mention that I love your hair. Even though I think you used four cans of hairspray this morning.
Barbie: Awww Drewsy you are so sweet. Lets go to Applebees! –Runs out the door dragging Drew with her sharply manicured nails.- -
Me: Awkward. –Looks at May to see her head about to explode--- You know May you could go out with someone to make Drew jealous.
May: I couldn't use someone like that.
Me: What if its Brendan?
May: That works.
Me: Great now go to Appplebees and ask for table 23.
May: See you –Walks out the door---
Me: This is gonna be so cool. –Grabs popcorn, soda, and a ring pop. Turns on the T.V that is hooked up to the security cameras at Applebees.—May the games begin!
Applebees
Drew: This must be the highest level of torture to ever be put on Earth. I don't think I can take much more of this.
Barbie: And then I was all, Oh no you didn't, and she was all Oh yes I did, and I was like all totally! And she was all like seriously, and I was like shut-up then she said shut up and then I said no you, then she said no you. . . . .
Drew: Listen good and listen closely.
Barbie: --Sakes head yes—
Drew: Shut-up!
Brendan: Wow May, I'm so glad you came!
May: Don't mention it. Seriously
Barbie: I know you didn't mean it Drewsy so I'm willing to kiss you and make up.
Drew: What? No I do-
Barbie: --Leaned over and grabbed Drew by the collar kissing him.—
Drew: --Tries to push Barbie off of him—
Brendan: Hey May look, isn't that Drew?
May: --Tears in her eyes—Drew how could you!? And he's holding her! I never want to see you again! –Runs out of Applebees and Brendan runs after her.
Drew:-- Pulls away from Barbie-- What the hell is wrong with you?! Do you know that you've just done!?
Barbie: I just kissed the hottest guy in the world.
Drew: --Red vain on head-- That's it your gone! –Kicks Barbie to the moon using his right foot.—
Waiter: I'm sorry man but your gonna have to leave.
Drew: No problem. –Runs out in the direction May went-- May I've gotta make you understand it wasn't what you thought.
May: Looks I finally lost Brendan, and I cant believe that jerk! But its not like I liked him or anything. Oh who am I kidding? –Looks at the moon-- Maybe I should go there where it's quiet and lonely.
Drew: Don't go.
May: Why don't you go to your girlfriend?
Drew: I don't feel like going to the moon.
May: Huh?
Drew: May when you came in, she kissed me.
May: But you were holding her.
Drew: Actually I was trying to push her off of me. She reeked of 10 different perfumes.
May: So that's what that smell was when I walked in.
Drew and May: --laughing—
Drew: Lets go back.
May: Yep.
At the studio
Me: Note to self, put cameras on May on Drew so I can see what goes on after the first step.
Drew: If you tag us, I'm going to have you arrested. –Sits on the couch--
May: Yep. --Sits next to Drew—
Me: Fine, but here's review #3:
SungEd159: I love these kinds of fics. Anyway MUAHAHAHAHAHA! May must dive into a huge vat of chocolate pudding without eating eat. Drew must once again go into the tank of Octillery! AH HAHAHAHAHA! (I'm insane and cruel can you tell?) Oh and for the both of them, they both get turned into the opposite gender and kess for 10 mins. in the closet (Hope you have that video camera ready, Joyce) Cya Dont wanna be ya!
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Me: --Pushes BIG SHINY RED BOTTON--- ( The floor opens up to reveal a giant container of chocolate pudding)
Drew: Holy fudge.
May: More like holy pudding! – gets in a fire designed one piece and jumps in—
Me: Remember you can't eat it.
May: But I'm not strong enough.
Me: Use the force you must.
Drew: May doesn't have the force.
Me: No, I mean she has to force herself not to eat the pudding. Well we'll come back to you after Drew's octillery torture.
Drew: Why do you people enjoy seeing me suffer?
Me: I still love you.
Drew: --eye twitching—Bring in the octillery.
Random guy # 89: Here's the tank.
Me: Thanks.
Drew: --Climbs the latter and looks inside—
Octillery: Hey look its cabbage head, again! YAY.
Drew: Here goes nothing. –Jumps in-- Holy CENSORED!
Me: Ow, ouch, wow I had no idea a leg could bend that way, I think their done, oh wait their still going. No octillery you cant eat Drew's hair. O.K their done.
Drew: --Limps out of the tank-- (shirt is torn, one pants leg is missing and his hair has drool on it) Never again.
Me: Poor Drew. But now lets go see how May did. –Walks over to the vat—
Drew and Me: OMG!
May: --Climbs out—What's wrong?
Me: You didn't eat any of the pudding!
May: Come on, the force is strong within me.
Drew: Oh well, lets get cleaned up so we can finish the dare.
10 minutes later
Me: Now time for more of my reality bending magic. Faggos-brutarus! (pink smoke surrounds them and when it clears they gender opposites remain.)
Drew: Wow I forgot what this felt like.
May: I feel weird. –Runs a hand through her short brown hair—
Me: I'm kinda getting creeped out so just kiss so I can change you back.
May and Drew: Go into the closet where I have the camera set up
May and Drew: --Lean in until their lips lock together—
Drew: I forgot what this was like too.
May: At least as a boy this feels the same.
Me: --Snaps pics—This is gonna confuse a lot of people. O.K you two can stop now.
May and Drew: --Pull apart blushing. Walks out of the closet--
Me: Stand still. Spellous reversous! ( purple smoke covers them and when it clears their back to normal)
Drew: That was weird.
May: Ditto
Me: But now here's review #4:
starts laughing like a mad woman (which I am, just a little fact)- That was better than I imagined! Anyway, on with teh dares of doom! -dramatic music-
Drew:
1. Do the chicken dance.
2. Sing teh Numa Numa Song of dom!
3. If you were gay, what guy in Pokemon would you go out with?
4. Become a neopet until the end of the chapter or if another dare makes you change. (I'm being nice and letting Joyce pick which neopet it is.)
May:
1. Turn into a boy for as long as Drew is a neopet.
2. Do you like meepits? I LOVE MEEPITS! (LOL That was random XD)
Joyce (yes, you too :3):
1. Become a pokemon of your choosing and be a pokemon as long as Drew is a neopet and May is a boy. (You can talk!)
2. What do you love most about contestshipping?
WOW That was a lot. Please use my dares of doom! And if Drew doesn't cooperate, use Tsuki to scare him into doing it! (You know how scary Tsuki can be LOL)
-Pwnful Chaotic Dork
Me: Hit it May!
May: --Turns on boombox and the chicken dance plays. ---
Drew: --opens and closes beak hands three times, flaps wings three times, waddles down for times, and stands up and claps four times—(process is repeated 15 times)
Me: Hello youtube!
May: Give me that! –Snatches camera—
Drew: --finally stops-- That was weird, but not torture.
Me: But now you have to sing Numa Numa!
May: Isn't that on those ultimate Naruto fan flash's?
Me: Yep, May hit it. . . . . . . . . again.
Drew: Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haa
Alo Salut sunt eu un haiduc
Si te rog iubirea mea primeste fericirea.
Alo alo sunt eu Picasso
Ti-am dat beep si sunt voinic
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic.
Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma nu ma iei
Nu ma nu ma iei nu ma nu ma nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai.
Te sun sa-ti spun ce simt acum
Alo iubirea mea sunt eu fericirea.
Alo alo sunt iarasi eu Picasso
Ti-am dat beep si sunt voinic
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic.
Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haa
Me: Now scarred for life.
May: Seriously.
Drew: My singing wasn't that bad!
Me: Not you're singing it was awesome. It's just that song reminds me of the muffin man.
May: The muffin man?
Me: Shhhh! You'll bring his wrath if you say his name.
Drew: coughweirdocough Oh and how sick is that question!?
May: That's a little weird.
Me: He still has to answer it. Who should it be?
Drew: Well first off ewww! And it would most likely be Ash.
May and Me: Awkward.
Me: Yay neopets! –thinks-- I got it! Neopetis! (green smoke surrounds Drew and when it clears he's a-)
May: Aww Drew you look adorable as a luke! (he's the same color green as his hair, still has emerald eyes, but his paws and the tip of his tail have a purple tinge)
Drew: What ever. –Curls up on the couch next to May—
Me: Well May, are you ready to become a boy?
May: If I say no will you not do it?
Me: Um, no?! boyus becomus! (purple smoke covers her and when it's gone her boy version stands there.)
May: How do I look? –twirls around—
Me: Well you have short hair like Drew, a red tee with a blue collar, a yellow back pack, dark blue jeans, dark blue fingerless gloves, and a red bandana sticking out your right pants pocket along with red, blue, and white sneakers.
May: Wow I'm hot. Oh and from now on I'm Mark.
Me: Sure are!
Mark and Me: Awkward.
Drew: Just finish the dare so I can change back, incase someone wants me to change again.
Mark: Awww someone's grumpy. –scratches behind his ears—
Drew: --wags tail and whines—So good.
Me: Super cute! But May answer the question.
Mark: --still scratching Drew's ear—Well meepits are pretty awesome, but I do know of some cuter pet-pets.
Me: Yay I got questions! Well lets see? –thinks—Pokus transformus! (rainbow smoke surrounds me and when it clears I'm a Lopunny) Yay I'm so cute and fluffy! And the best thing I love about Contestshipping is that Drew is subtle with his hints but not to subtle that we cant be sure of his feelings for May. I also like the whole roses thing and May starts to get it later on.
Mark and Drew: What you say!?
Me: Nothing. And thanks for the Tsuki priv! Now here's review #5:
May what would you do if Drew were Danii?
Drew, if its violent tell her you were!
May did you like wearing that bikini?
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Mark: Well if Drew were Danni I would go on a rampage.
Me: Would mind demonstrating this for us?
Mark: Not all at. Observe –clears throat—Drew you little son of a CENSORED, I cant believe you were Danni and didn't CENSORED tell me. I am going to rip out your spine and beat you with it!
Me and Drew: Ewww.
Mark: --Lunges at luke Drew with murder in her/his eyes---
Me: Tell her the truth before she rips out your spine, ewwww, and beats you with it!
Drew: May, I was Danni and I'm really sorry for not telling you.
Mark: --calms down instantly—No problem. –Sits back down.—And yeah wearing the bikini was pretty fun. I love modeling!
Me: Well its onto our last review of the night/chapter.
Mark and Drew: #6:
Ok for may I dare you to kiss Ash, Brendan and Paul on the check while Drew has to kiss Misty, Dawn and Author on the cheek. O and one question for both. Who would you wanna kiss the most?!?!
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Me: Well time for all of us to change back. Reversos! (smoke, blah blah blah) And lets do the question first.
May: For me it would be Drew. But that's like if he was like the only option.
Drew: It would have to be may, but only if I was going to die or something.
May: Do you wanna die now?!
Me: Calm down! May if you please?
May: Bring them in Random guy #872!
ABP (Ash, Brendan, Paul): --Walk inside and stand in a straight line.—
MDM (Misty, Dawn, Me): --Stand in a straight line—
Random Guy #872: Begin!
May: --Kisses Ash—
Ash: --Blushes and pulls hat over eyes—
May: --Kisses Brendan—
Brendan: --Faints—
May: --Kisses Paul—
Paul: --Does absolutely nothing---
Me: And now Drew.
Drew: --kisses Dawn—
Dawn: --Blushes and giggles—
Drew: --Kisses Misty—
Misty: --Tries not to hurl—
Drew: --Kisses me—
Me: --Fan girl squeal of doom--. O.K you guys can get them now.
May and Drew: Huh?
Me: --Point to the boys (excluding Brendan) about to destroy Drew and the girls about to murder May—Good luck.
APMD: --Tackle May and Drew—
May and Drew: Ow, hey that hurt, hey who's biting people!?
Brendan: --Sits on the couch next to me—May's pretty hott.
Me: --Glares at Brendan – Hope you enjoyed Fan Mail and Dare Zone chapter 5. –Tackles Brendan—Die you snow headed freak! Oh and next chapter will have dares by: SuperKatyDid, lovesakurabloom, and HYBZ along with the next 3 I get. Also thanks for the reviews that didn't have dares, there highly appreciated as well.
Brendan: Help me!
Me: Get back here maggot! Have an awesome day!