Me: Hey people and welcome to the next installment of: Fan mail and dare zone!
Drew: Sup?
May: Hey everybody!
Me: Now before we start, I do not own Pokemon in any way. Now here's review #1:
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Harly got what he desirved! I really hate him. I love this stuff! My dares keep getting used! SWEET! Okay May, I dare you to eat a whole town made of chocolate! You have to stay fat for the rest of this chapter. If you do, I'll give you a special Pokemon. If Drew makes fun of you, have my Luxray attack him! I want Drew to battle my Empolen. It's at level 100! It knows Brine, Drill Peck, BubbleBeam, and Hydro Cannon! It's a water and a steel type. Here is a dare for both of you. I want you both to read my story, The New Smashers, and tell me what you think. I also want you to read about my OCs and tell me what you think. By the way Joyce1237. You can use my Empolen as well as Luxray. It would be nice if you read my story and my OCs and tell me what you think. If you want, I'll let you use Ben, Julia, and/or Fee. They can hurt May and Drew if they don't do there dares. – Secret part for my eyes only
The Bowser Monster
Me: Sorry that I missed this review when you first sent it in.
Drew: See what happens when idiots like Joyce are left in charge?
Me: Die! (Pounds Drew with mega mallet of doom) But now bring in the town of Chocolate!
Random Guy #16789: Here it is Joyce (Brings in a platform with a 5 feet by 5 feet chocolate model of San Francisco)
May: Dude, Bowser I love your dares! (Pulls out a fork from hammer space and starts eating)
Drew: Where does it all go? And stop hitting me!
Me: (Stops hitting Drew) I already answered that question for you. But this time she has to stay fat and suffer the consequences.
Drew: This is gonna be good.
May: All Done! (The city is gone and there's chocolate on the floor) Hey how come I'm fat!?
Me: The review said you had to stay fat for the rest of the chapter.
Drew: Sucks to be you. (Sits on the couch)
May: Not Fair! (Sits next to Drew on the couch but since she's so heavy she sends Drew flying through the roof.)
Me: Way to go May now I have a hottie sized hole in my roof, next to the 2 gay sized ones from Harley!
May: Sorry.
Drew: (lands back on the couch with ceiling bits on his head) I'm not talking to you.
Me: Well actually you just did. Plus if you insult her you are gonna get pwnd by Bowser's Luxray.
May: So you better be nice to me! (Burps) Sorry.
Drew: Way to go- (Spots me holding the ball with sparks coming out of it) Never mind. But let's just have the battle.
Detail: (The stage flips into a sumo ring.)
Drew: What the French toast!?
May: Don't mention food!
Random Referee: The battle of Joyce vs. Drew is about to commence! (Raises flags) Begin (lowers flags)
Drew: Absol, Go!
Me: Empoleon, time to kick butt!
Drew: Absol use razor wind!
Me: Empoleon, dodge and use drill peck!
Drew: Absol no! (Absol gets hit and almost falls out of the sumo circle)
Me: Darn so close! Empoleon use Brine!
Drew: Counter with water pulse! ( The two attacks outdo each other and explode to make sparkles)
Me: Grrrrr. Empoleon, use hydro cannon!
Drew: Dang, no time to dodge. (Absol goes flying out of the ring and a gong sounds)
RR: The match is over. Absol is unable to battle. The victory goes to Joyce and Empoleon.
May: Yay Joyce!
Drew: Great job absol. (Returns Absol)
Me: You so totally pwnd. (Returns Empoleon)
Detail: (The stage flips back to the normal sitting area)
Drew: Nice battle. And what's up with the italicized words in the review?
May: Yeah, what's up with that?
Me: It was something only I needed to know until the end of the chapter so I took it out and typed what you see.
Drew: Makes sense.
May: Guess so.
Me: I have to make sure to read your story and leave you a review so I can do the last part of your dare. But now onto #2:
Grass head!
really
grow grass on your head!
Lovesakurabloom
Drew: Two words. Hell no!
May: Too bad you have to! Now hold still! (Pours dirt, grass seeds, fertilizer, and water)
Me: Now all we have to do is turn up the solar lights and wait till it starts to grow later on.
Drew: I hate you guys. Especially you fatty.
May: Joyce!
Me: I'm on it. Luxray give him a crunch attack! But watch his head. We're growing stuff on there.
Luxray: (Bites Drew really really hard)
Drew: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
Me: Ok you can let him go. (Luxray lets go of Drew's head and I return it to is pokeball)
May: That's gonna leave a mark.
Drew: You're telling me. Hey my head feels funny. (Little green things come up from his head)
Me: Yay some of our grass grew!
May: by the end of the chapter we'll have enough to fill 2 cups!
Me and May: Yay!
Drew: Boo!
Me: Who cares about you anyway!? But here's review # 4:
Hey May I luv u! I'm only gonna torture Drew xD. But A bit 4 u also, sorry...
May:
make
out with Brendan in front of Drew.
Go to Jubilife City using
Drew's clothes and yell: "HEY I'M DREW! I HAve a CRUSH ON
SOLIDAD!
Drew:
watch may make out with Brendad.
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
kill the pizza man and pretend to be him.
Insult
Sasuke in front of him! cakles evilly
insult diamondhead ben
infront of him!
Insult Misty!
Insult my Dragonair.
Get in a
barrel and rida the Niagara Falls!
OK, thats all for now. I
wanna be ur friend Joyce!
Oh yeah, if Drew refuses any dare,
Dragonair will use Draco Meteor on him!
HYBZ ArtIsABang-Blizzardpoint
Me: Coolness! Bring in Brendan. Oh and I would love to be your friend. We seem to have a lot in common.
Brendan: Hey May! Even though you've broken my heart., I'm willing to forgive you and love you once again. (Makes out with May)
Drew: HEY BUDDY, BACK OFF BEFORE I KICK YOUR CENSORED!!
Me: OMG!
Brendan: (runs away like the girl he is as Drew cracks his neck)
May: That was weird.
Me: Drew or Brendan?
May: Both. But now to the plaza to be a fat Drew. (anime turns into Drew's cloths)
Drew: You shouldn't of done that.
May: Why?
Me: YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT!
May: (runs as fast as her fat legs will carry her)
Drew: Anger issues much.
Me: And this is coming from the guy with 2 inches of grass growing on his head?
Drew: Shut-up. Now lets look at the T.V to watch.
The Plaza in Jubilife City
May: Hey world, I'm Drew Hayden! And I have the largest crush on Solidad!
The world: What the French toast!!
FG's: (Run over and surround May) Wait Drew what happened to you?
May: Well I decided to just be myself and let myself go.
FG's: (All run away scared for life)
May: My job is done. Now back to the studio.
The Studio
May: Hey guys. (Anime changes back) Hey Drew. Your grass grew by half an inch.
Drew: (sarcasm) Oh joy. And now May can you please pass me the phone.
May: Sure, but why do you need it?
Drew: Gonna order pizza.
Me: I want extra cheese! And wings!
May: I want a diet Pepsi!
Drew: You guys are retards. But O.K (dials phone)
Pizza Dude: Hello welcome to Piece of pizza, how I may help you?
Drew: Hey, I would like a large extra cheese pizza, spicy Buffalo wings, and a diet Pepsi.
Pizza Dude: O.K dude, that comes to 10.78.
Drew: Sure, now come to the studio on the edge of town and ask for room 1237.
Pizza Dude: Awesome! I'll be there in 5 seconds!
Drew: Don't you mean- (din dong)
Me: I guess he really did mean 5 seconds.
May: Yay for fast service. Joyce, do we really have to kill him?
Me: We must do what the reviewer ask's. But don't worry we'll resurrect him at the end.
Drew: Weird. (Opens door)
Pizza Dude: Here's you order, now where's my money?
Drew: Right here (Whacks him in the temple with a metal bar)
May: That had to hurt.
Me: No dip Sherlock. Random guy 167 please put him in the blue closet.
Random guy 167: Alright Joyce! (Puts pizza Dude in the blue closet and locks it)
Me: Thank you. Now Drew please put on this uniform and be the pizza dude!
May: Can he anime change?
Me: Sure but make it quick.
Drew: Yes! (Anime transforms)
May: And action!
Drew: Hello and welcome to pizza place may I take your order?
Me: No you can't take my order!
Drew: Then why are you here!?
May: she wants to order some food.
Drew: O.K then. Welcome to pizza place may I take your order?!
Me: Look, what's the point of me ordering food if your just going to take it from me and eat it?
May: I know, I thought the same thing.
Drew: You know what curse, Sasuke, Diamondhead, Misty, and HYBZ ArtIsABang-Blizzardpoint's Dragonair!
Sasuke: Fireball jutsu! (Fires fireballs at Drew)
Drew: What the French Toast! (Gets hair burned)
May: hey, you burnt our grass you stupid emo!
Me: He's just angsty not emo!
Diamondhead: That is so not cool. (fires crystals at Drew and pins him to a wall)
Me: 10 points for aim Ben, I love you!
May: You're really starting to scare me.
Drew: She scares everybody!
Misty: Prepare to suffer! Ready Dragonair?
Dragonair: (nods head)
M and D: Misty mallet and hydro pump combo of doom!
Drew: Oh holy CENSORED! (hammered and hydro pumped to near death)
Me: Now all of you together please throw him over Niagara falls.
MDB: O.K
Sasuke: Hai!
May: What?
Sasuke: I'm Japanese.
MDBS: (Shove Drew into a barrel as I teleport them to the falls)
Me: now let's watch through the satellite I "borrowed" from NASA.
May: Don't you mean stole?
Me: No cause stealing is wrong. I'm just using it without their permission and I don't plan on giving it back.
Canada
Drew: Let me out of this barrel right now!
MDBS: No! (throw him over the bar as he heads towards the falls.)
Drew: CENSOED! (falls over the falls)
MDBS: (teleport back to representative places)
The Studio
May: that had to hurt.
Drew: (walks in soaking wet) Your telling me. I'll be right back I gotta get out of this pizza guy out fit.
Me: Alright, in the mean time we'll read the next dare. Here's review #5:
ok lets start
Ok
first drew has to eat as much as may eats :) and if he cant joyce
can use force then he has to clean may's ears(got this idea from
higurashi) x) then he has to do everything that may and joyce
wants...EVERYTHING until the end of the chapter (i love torture him
:3) oh yeah i almost forgot!drew has to call joyce his master!and may
too until the end of the chapter (sorry if my english is not good)
X oh and one more thing...joyce is my heroine for torture drew so
much bit 3 im a contestshipper and is so funny see you and the fans
torturing drew v cya D
KawaiiHanyuu-chan
Me: Bring in another chocolate San Francisco!
May: hey, we never ate our pizza!
Me: Sasuke took it when you called him emo.
Drew: Focus please! (Eats the city but stays normal size) The awesome powers of anime.
May and Me: Shut up.
Me: And now you have to do what ever May and I say you have to do!
May: Yay!
Me: First command, take off your shirt.
Drew: Fine. (takes off shirt)
May: Didn't you request this in Delcatty's talk show like 3 times?
Drew: That's right you did.
Me: anyhow onto the next part. Drew I am now to be referred to as your master.
Drew: (sarcasm) Yeah right.
Me: yeah I'm right. And thanks. It all because of you reviewers that I have the opportunity to do these things.
May: Now onto the last review. Review #6:
All 3: If you could
be half pokemon half human what would you be?
Joyce:Make it
happen
Stay like that until another change happens then make Drew
a Lopunny until another change
Also, Drew, did you like to see in
a bikini?
Chao m
Me: if I could be that I would be a Blaziken pokemorph.
Drew: Absol pokemorph.
May: Espeon pokemorph.
Me: Pokeus transformus! (smoke comes, goes and were the pokemon we picked)
May: Awesome!
Drew: can we stay like this until next chapter?
Me: Sure why not? Oh yeah! Pizzas! (pizza guy comes back to life)
Pizza Dude: Forget the tip I'm moving to Alaska! You people are crazy!
Me, Drew, and may: We know.
PD: OMG talking pokemon! (runs away to Alaska)
Me: Now Lopunny transformus! (smoke)
Drew: Noooo! what did you do to me.
May: She made you adorable-er.
Me: Yep, what she said.
Drew: And yes seeing May in a bikini is a sight I will never forget in my while life.
May: (blushes)
Me: And now for the surprise from Bowser Monster's dare. (tosses may a net ball)
Drew: Cool a pokemon.
May: Wonder what it is. (releases pokemon)
Manaphy: Mama, I love you.
May: Manaphy, I love you to.
Drew: So beautiful.
Me: I know. A mother and her child. Well that's all. I hope you enjoyed:
Fan Mail and Dare Zone Chapter 6