Well I got two reviews, so I thought I'd be kind to those two people! So thanks, here's the next chapter!
Madison, Janie and the plot, and whatever else you don't recognise all belong to me, everything else...well it doesn't!
"Hey, no swearing, Stella, innocent ears here!" Madison nudged the shocked blonde teasingly, but she was staring at the doorway where a shocked dark haired man stood,
"I'm gonna be an Uncle?" Kevin's happy voice came from around the corner of the doorway, he shoved the shocked Joe out of the way and rushed in to pull his sister-in-law into his arms, "I'm gonna be an Uncle, I'm gonna be an Uncle!" He kept singing, while Stella, who although was quite happy to make Kevin happy, was slightly wary about Joe's reaction, who happened to still be stood in the doorway, she saw Lilly walk up to him and wave her hand in front of his face, but he still made no move. This couldn't be good, she thought.
Finally, Kevin released her from his fierce hug, and she stumbled over to her husband, still standing in shock in the doorway, she waved her hand in front of his face, nothing, she stood on his foot, nothing, then she kissed him, and he melted into it, Stella smiled, and leant her forehead onto his,
"I'm going to be a Dad?" He asked quietly, she nodded, being careful of his head,
"Yep, are you alright with that?" He pulled her into him,
"Of course, imagine how beautiful it would be with you as their mother! Who wouldn't?!"
"With the pair of you, I imagine the child won't look like a monster..." Miley sighed. Lilly, Kevin and Madison made slight noises of agreement.
"Although, Miles, I'd have to say the same about you and N-"
"Don't say his name!" Miley cut off Stella,
"Sorry, Miley, but you have to agree, the child would look pretty dang adorable!" Again, the rest made noises of agreement, "Mind you, Janie is also amazingly cute and that little baby boy in Danielle's tummy will be exactly the same," Kevin smiled widely at this, "And look at Lilly and Oliver, their kids would be also! However, sorry Madi, but not much luck with Jackson I'm afraid!"
Madison's mouth dropped, "HEY! That's my husband you're talking about...hang on, am I not enough to settle the difference?" She smirked jokingly, everyone laughed as well, and Madison slumped back in her chair and sighed, "I want a baby! But Jackson keeps saying 'Not until we move house, love, so we can be a better family!' It's so annoying, I like our place, it's big enough, bigger than what I'm used to at any rate, but no he wants what's best for our children!"
"Well, tell him to hurry up, so I can be an Auntie at last!" Miley nudged, trying to pick up her mood a little bit, "Although I would rather like to be a mother myself, anyone know any decent g-" Miley looked up as she was cut off, to see Jackson stumble into the room, shaking a paper in Miley's face,
"Miley, someone knows, or someone knows something else, I don't know, but look!" He shoved the paper into his sisters waiting hands, and she read the heading, which told her what would be in today's paper,
"'Find out the long held secret of Miley Stewart, ex-girlfriend of Nick Lucas of Jonas'?" Miley looked up at her brother, who looked slightly alarming, waving his arms around frantically, before Madison walked over and put them to his sides. "Oh, come on, Jackson, they know nothing, they always think they have something, but it always turns out to be complete crap and you know it!"
"Open it!" She turned it to Page four and the wavy blonde hair of Hannah Montana was the first thing she noticed, the second was the picture beside it of the blonde coloured dark brown, third was the heading of 'The Other Side Of Miley',
"Wow, award of the most original heading goes to..." Lilly commented, everyone crowded around the paper, the first line said 'Miley Rae Stewart may have first been known as the unknown girlfriend of Jake Ryan (Also known as Lesley), but she gradually moved onto bigger stars, this person being Nick Lucas...'
"Hang on, Miley never dated Nick," Stella started,
"No, Hannah did," Joe continued,
"So how does this guy kn-" Lilly was cut off halfway through her sentence,
"Wait, how did I not notice, that Edward guy, he said he knew me because I dated Nick," A few smiles echoed round the circle at hearing her say his name, "But I never did, it was Hannah! But I didn't notice because I was so down at the time, and didn't care! How could I be so stupid?" Miley sobbed, "He was being nice, and I didn't think about how this would result this morning, I just thought he was being kind! God, I'm such an idiot!"
"You're not an idiot, you're a human being, and he's evil!" Madison put in,
"Do you want me to hunt him down and knock his teeth out?" Joe asked,
"While you decide what you're going to do, I have to go get Janie from Nick before he tears his eyes out, I'll see you later. Congratulations Joe, Stella, and Miley, everything will get better soon, I promise!" Danielle gave everyone a hug before walking out the room, and down the hallway.
"I should probably go help her, Janie's a little monster at the moment!" Kevin also hugged everyone before leaving.
"Shall we read on?" Miley asked, with several nods, they crowded back round the article,
'Miley Rae Stewart may have first been known as the unknown girlfriend of Jake Ryan (Also known as Lesley), but she gradually moved onto bigger stars, this person being Nick Lucas.
'It was widely known that Miss Stewart and Mr Lucas were close friends, after all Miss Montana and Miley's brother, Jackson Stewart, were known to have dated, so the four of them were probably very close.
'Closer than you might think! It has come to a time where the secret life of Hannah Montana may have become too much for the girl who started off as the biggest teen sensation in the world. Miss Montana, now 23, has often been questioned about her hidden family, her parents for one, have never been seen together, her mother has never been seen at all, her father, however has been known to have been her manager for six years before he mysteriously vanished. It has been questioned whether Jackson Stewart, 26 (now married to Madison Misa, 25) and Hannah Montana are actually related. One fan in New York University actually had a picture match test done between the two, and found there to be 87 per cent chance of them being related.
'So could it actually be found possible that Hannah Montana, teen pop sensation, and Miley Stewart, unknown girl with stories of dating Zombie Slayers are the same person and therefore both dated Nick Lucas?
'Here's the clues we have picked up:
It was known that Miley's father Robby Ray Stewart looked a lot like Hannah's manager,
Miley was spotted in London Underground, yesterday, pulling off a blonde wig,
Miley admitted to dating the youngest Jonas,
Macy Misa, 24, best friend to Jonas and sister of Madison, always dodged questions about Nick and Miley and Hannah, as if she knew she'd say something wrong,
Hannah and Miley were from the same area, and it was a well known fact they were born on exactly the same day,
Hannah always seemed disgusted at the thought of dating Jackson,
Hannah's friends Lola Luftnagle and Mike Stanley The Third always seemed to share a resemblance with Miley's best friends Lilly Truscott and Oliver Oken (Who are also to be married tomorrow),
Hannah's first few songs were about being another side to her,
'So could it be possible? We've all come to the conclusion, that yes, Miley Rae Stewart and Hannah Montana are exactly the same people!'
Miley looked at the people surrounding her, "Will people believe that?" Looking around though she was shocked to see that everyone else just looked delighted, "Guys, what is it?"
"We're all mentioned! All of us!" Madison squealed, Lilly and Stella all made a noise as if they were not as equally excited, but still were, after all, they had both been in the papers before.
"Oh, Miley, I nearly forgot with everything, but you have to pair with Nick, bye!" And then, leaving Miley looking shocked, and Stella, Joe, Madison and Jackson to deal with the outburst, Lilly legged it out of the room and to the one she was sharing with Oliver.
Jackson and Joe made forward to grab Miley just in case she fainted, but were startled backwards when a smile flickered across her face, a dreamy look passed in her eye, and she jumped up and down on the spot, smiling and laughing,
"I think she's finally, completely lost it!" Madison muttered, staring, wide eyed and looking rather worried for her sister-in-laws sanity. She stepped back even further when Miley suddenly started dancing around the room, "Are you singing a love song?" She hadn't heard Miley sing one of her old Hannah songs in years, but if Madison wasn't going deaf, she thought she could clearly hear the words to 'He Could Be The One' coming from her mouth,
"Do you reckon she heard wrong?" Joe stage whispered to Jackson who was looking really quite confused in the doorway,
"Yea, she heard correctly, it's just that she's still in love with him!" Stella pointed out,
"She loves him?" Jackson turned around to see someone he didn't want to see ever again, stood watching the scene with a curious expression on his handsome Zombie slaying face.
Oops I think I just brought Jake Ryan back into the picture...Review!