Me: Hello there people who live on Earth or in their heads like I do. I'm taking up FF again; I just lost my love of it and stopped. On Jan 14th I updated "Rescue Mission M" so I figured might as well update this one as well when I saw the 88 reviews x.x Since I only do 6 reviews per chapter its gonna take a long time to catch up to u guys lolz, but enough of me say hello u two!!
May: Hey there everyone!!! --Waves frantically--
Drew: Why do you people make her want to harass us?
Me: --glares--
Drew: I mean hello wonderful people that love this story enough to review it.
Me: Now here's the first review submitted after Chao m's:
Drew: Put on a leprechaun outfit and dance to an Irish jig
May: Go with Ash to capture Rayquaza and see if you have feelings for him (Ash)
Joyce (grins evilly): Go on a date with Brendan. Nuff said.
-ShadowKing1988
Me: Horary for the power of dress up!!! Drew go change now!!
Drew: fine, geeeezz -walks off to the changing room-
May: What's up with you Joyce? You're all hyperactive and crazy….er.
Me: I'm just really fired up, and I want to do my best, BELIVE IT!!
The world: IT'S DATTEBAYO!!!!
Drew: -comes out the changing room- who said believe it?
May and Me: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Drew: Both of you shut-up –in little leprechaun suit that's clearly 2 sizes too small-
Me: To anyone who has Irish roots, blood, or family this is in no way meant to be insulting or mockery of any kind. If you feel the need to express any feeling about this review, please come to me and not the reviewer, thank you.
May: wow….
Me: what? I'm just trying to be reasonable; some people are really sensitive ANYHOO. DANCE MONKEY BOY DANCE!!!
Drew: -does a jig as random guy 13 turns on the stereo system-
May: -Pulls out camera-
Drew: put that away or I'll chop off your left boob -continues to concentrate on moving feet-
Me: haaaarrrssshhhhh
May: -puts away camera and sits back and enjoys the jig-
Drew: -finishes as the music stops-
Me: yay, go Drew -claps –
Drew: -flicks hair- I know, I'm awesome -walks off to go change-
Me: ok, he's gone. May, go go go go go go go go go go –helicopter comes, drops down rope ladder through ceiling –
May: what the hell?!?!?
Me: Not time to explain, grab on to the ladder and hurry!!!
May: -climbs the ladder toward the copter and is pulled away through the ceiling-
Me: -salutes- May the force be with her
Drew: -comes out the changing room- what was all that noise and where's May?
Me: -puts up "borrowed" SWAT team shield-
Drew: Why in the world is she off with Ash trying to catch Rayquaza?!?!? –Charges at me to attack- you know how I feel about him!!!!
Me: -blocks- It was a part of the dare, she had to go without you, hence the helicopter!!
Drew: -stops dead in his tracks- helicopter…..? How do you afford these things?!?!?!
Me: I don't, I borrow them with no intent on returning them.
Drew: You had a very messed up childhood didn't you….?
Me: nope, to the screens!! –TV screens pop up showing a dormant volcano-
Drew: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?! You let May go there with a boy who can't even tie his own shoes?!?!
Me: nothing is wrong with Velcro Mr. fancy bunny knot laces –tightens my Hello Kitty Velcro sneakers-
Drew: -face palm- Sinnoh give me strength
+ At the volcano +
May: Ash, are you sure this is where Rayquaza was last spotted?!?!
Ash: yeah, I'm 15% sure!!
May: ASH!! If 15% was a grade, that would be an F!! You'd fail!!
Rayquaza: -roars loudly as he flies out the volcano-
Ash: I TOLD YA SO!!
May: -looses her balance and nearly falls in the volcano, but hangs onto a ledge- oh my gosh, Ash help me!!!
Ash: quiet May, I'm battling Rayquaza!! Pikachu use thunderbolt!!
+ At the studio +
Drew: That's its Joyce; I'm going to go get her!!! - hops on Flygon and flies through the roof to the volcano*
Me: -looking at roof- ……why don't I just take out the roof since you people keep insisting on putting holes in it!!
Drew: Stop your whining!! –Takes off-
Me: -sniffle- I'm all alone…..
Brendan: -busts through the door- If you're so lonely, then you wouldn't mind touching my tra la la
Me: -eye twitch- must…resist…urge…to….stab…profusely… Well, how about instead we have an indoor picnic date here, while we wait for May to come back and confess her love for you?
Brendan: sure!! –sits down on blanket where picnic basket it – wanna hear a battle story?
Me: sure, I'd love to!! Kill me now
Brendan: Ok, so one day I was at this gym, I walked through the doors. First with my right foot then my left foot, and there was this really long hallway to take before you got to the arena. So I kept walking; left foot, right foot-
Me: -in happy place playing the hamster song in my head to dancing squirrels-
+ At the volcano (yet again) +
Ash: -losing badly at his battle-
May: Ash for once in your life, care more about a human than a Pokémon!!
Drew: May where are you?!?!
May: Drew!! I'm in the volcano, hurry please!!
Drew: Ash your such an idiot!! Go down Flygon!! –dives into the volcano and grabs May by the waist as Flygon pulls up and out into the air—May are you alright?!?!
May: -crying into Drew's shirt- I was so scared Drew…thank you..
Drew: -blushes bright red- Its nothing May, let's go back. Back to the studio Flygon –flies back-
Ash: -gets hit by Rayquaza's tail and flies off the volcano into the forest-
+ At the studio (don't get whiplash guys) +
Brendan: then my left foot, then my right, then my right-
Drew and May: -bursts through the roof and land right on the picnic-
Brendan: -stands up- May, Joyce told me that you love me again!! Please, come here and let's embrace!!
Drew: . . . . –Sends Brendan through the roof-
Me: THANK YOU!!!
May: What was that about?
Me: I never want to repeat that horrible experience, EVER!!!
Drew: and if you ever leave May alone with that idiot again, I'm deleting all your nekomimi pictures!!
May: ok then… -flops back on the couch while eating a slice of watermelon- onto the next review:
Drew I dare you to eat 100 bowls of ramen (come on Naruto could easily do that!)
and May I want you to go and kiss Sasuke (cross over time! xD) and wait for the Drew to save you from the fangirls who want to kill you (of course Drew will save you, if not well...)
Jolteonforever
Me: omg, hi jolteon
Drew: you know they can't hear you…
May: hi Jolteon!!
Drew: forget it
Me: And just cause I lurves you, I'm going to bring Naruto in here!!
Naruto: -drops through roof- believe it!!
Sasuke: -walks through the door- hmph
Me, Drew, and May: DETTABAYOU!!
Naruto: bless you?
Me: ok then….random guy number 17,684 bring in the ramen table!!!
Drew: you have a special table just for ramen…?
Me, May, and Naruto: who doesn't?!?!?!
Drew and Sasuke: Idiots…
Me: stuck up prudes, anyway. ON your mark!!
Drew: -sits at the table-
Me: get set!!
Sasuke: -ties up Naruto so he doesn't try to eat the ramen-
May: GO!!! *waves down two Japanese flags*
Drew: -starts eating really fast-
Me and May: 1…..2……3……4……5…..6……7……8……9….the number that comes after 9..
Sasuke: 10..
Me and May: 10…..11….12….13…
+ 5 hours later +
Me and May: 95……96…..97……98…..99…..100!!!!
Drew: -runs to the bathroom and throws up-
Me: ewww…..
May: you can say that again..
Me: ewwww…
Sasuke: . . . . .
Drew: -comes out the closet- (sorry girls, you wish, but not that way)
Naruto: hahaha, Drew came out the closet!!
May and Me: stupid…
Sasuke and Drew: your ones to talk..
Me: Sasuke, come here a sec. Your hair isn't really pointy in the back
Sasuke: -walks over to me with tube of (gasp) hair gel (XDD)
Me: - shoves May into Sasuke making them kiss-
Drew: ahhh hell no!!!
Naruto: -breaks the rope- Sasuke's mine, believe it!!
Me: O.O….
Everyone else: O.O…..
Naruto: I'm only joking…
Me and everyone: ok
Me: -pushes button and secret underground bunker comes up, consuming Drew and I as Naruto and Sasuke vanish-
May: Hey, what's this for?!?!
Me: our safety *points to the door about to be rammed in*
Drew: oh…. dear……Dialga…
Door: I don't wanna die!!! –Gets bust down as a swarm comes in-
FG's: HOW DARE YOU KISS OUR SASUKE!!!!!
Me: -watches as the swarm surrounds May-
Drew: May!! *busts through the window in the bunker*
FG's: omg it's Drew!! But right now we have to focus on May!!
Drew: damn, how do I find something else for them to focus on??!? Oh hell no….. –Rips off boxers w/o taking off pants and whistles really loud- who wants these?!?!?! They sell for a lot on Ebay!!!
Me: Trust me, they do. The pair I bought cost an arm and a leg.
Drew: -throws them out the door, sending it flying miles away-
FG's: -fly out the door after the shorts-
May: -on the floor in a ball- think of a happy place..Think of a happy place…think of a happy place…
Me: -as the bunker vanishes- May, look candy!
May: -stands up perfectly fine- where!?!?!
Drew: ok then… -sits down on couch next to May-
Me: ewwwww, Drew go put underwear on!!
Drew: I always wear 3 pairs
May and Me: why…?
Drew: Multiple attacks
Me: ok then…. Then can I have another?
Dew: NO
Me: Meenie
May: next review!!:
Questions For My Sexy Drew(I'm not a fangirl, just an inside joke): anyways, I'm making a cheesy valentines day AMV where u sing you love for May, how do you feel?
May: How would you feel?
Oh, now dares...just confess your love for eachother for pete's sake! Aka, snog xDD
Oh, And Drew...go kick Dawn's ass and tell her you'll never like her and leave her heartbroken. (Sorry, Dawn Fans)
Love,
Fanny aka xxDrewxMay4ever
Me: Hi drew and may!! ^^
Drew: SHE CANT HEAR YOU!!!
May: well we can hear you!! No need to yell!!
Drew: well I feel weird I guess…since you people have video footage of me…
Me: But best of luck with that ^^ (though this chap is so freak l8 it's already done x.x)
May: And I'd feel really lucky to be in your video!! –Smiles-
Drew: she's so cute..Just like a little kid..
Me: let's kill one bird with two stones here, c'mon in Dawn!!
Dawn: -walks in the room and sits on beanbag chair- Hey there Joyce!!
Me: go on you too
Drew: May, my sweet precious May. I have loved watching you grow into a beautiful coordinator and woman. You've gained the admiration of everyone you've met, but you've also gained my eternal love and devotion.
Me: now May…
May: -face as red as an apple- Drew, from the moment I met you, I wanted to be a better coordinator. But not to outdo you, but to gain your attention. Deep down, I always just wanted you to notice me, and that is why to this day I love you will all my heart.
Whole world:
May and Drew: You know I'm just saying that for the dare right? Ok, as long as YOU know..
Me: awww, talking at the same time, how cute. And suuurree it was.
Dawn: -in chair bawling eyes out- Drew, I thought you loved me?!?!
Drew: uhhh..No *pushes Dawn down the vacuum suction laundry chute*
May and I: haaarrsshhhhh
Drew: not really, I could have set her hair on fire. Next review, #4, two more left:
Drew:
1. Go skydiving
2. Dance the tango with May
3. Jump into a pool of jell-o
4. Kiss Dawn in front of May
5. Do you like Gears of War? (Videogame, it roxs)
6. How about Viva Pinata? Do like that one?
7. What's your favorite band/singer? Mine is My Chemical Romance! (Say Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, or anything other than rock and I'll beat you up! I know where you live.)
May:
1. Eat a twelve-foot cake all by yourself.
2. Beat Drew up using a Misty Mallet!
3. Sing My Way Home Is Through You by MCR (It's one of my favs!)
4. My friend Sisi-chan says hi. o.O
5. My other friend Rei-rei says hi too and says Naruto is better than Pokemon. o.O
6. I say hi! LOL o.O
Joyce:
1. Where have you've been for the last hundred years?!?!
2. I missed you. -cries- T_T
3. Give me a hug!
-Lots of love, Pwnful Chaotic Dork
Me: soooo long…
Drew: -smirks- that's what she said
May: -beats Drew over the head- Don't you dare start that.
Me: that's also what she said!! –Laughing on the floor-
May: for the love of Palkia
Drew and Me: she also-
May: -pulls out tazer-
Me and Drew: never mind….
Me: ok lets multi task this thing -cracks knuckles on accident- ewww I hate that.
Random guy 1: -turns on tango music as the light dim-
Drew: -changes into a tux with a bright red rose in his breast pocket-
May: -changes into red flamingo dress-
Me: and….action!!
Drew: --begins to dance—
May: your pretty good at this Andrew --follows his lead—
Drew: --flips hair by moving head—I know Maybelline
Me: Enough flirting, answer the questions Drew!!
Drew: Not a fan of any videogame, Saw the show once and it gave me nightmares, and I like Bullet for my valentine. –dips May—
Me: keep it going people; this was supposed to be posted on v-day!!
Drew: Not our fault you procrastinate
May: -spins out then into Drew's arms- Be nice Drew
Me: Thank you, now May there's a mini mic on your dress, just sing into it. Drew, dance slower!!
Random guy #7987: --starts the music—
May: -deep breath-
Gonna take off all my skin,
Tear apart all of my insides,
When they rifle in,
Mom and Dad think you'll be saved,
They never had the time,
They're gonna medicate your lives,
You were always born a crime,
We salute you in your grave.
Can't find my way home,
But it's through you and I know,
What I'd do just to get back in her arms,
Can't find my way home,
But it's through you and I know,
What I'd do just to get back in her arms.
[Spoken in background]
(Well my gun fires
seven different shades of shit,
So what's your favorite color, punk?)
Do you wanna hold my hand?
Could you sign this photograph,
'Cause I'm your biggest fan,
Would you leave me lying here?
We're not here to pay a compliment,
Or sing about the government,
Oxycontin genocide,
Adolescent suicide,
I'll give you my sincerity,
{Don't give} a fuck about a Kennedy,
Here's what I've got to say.
Can't find my way home,
But it's through you and I know,
What I'd do just to get back in her arms,
Can't find my way home,
But it's through you and I know,
What I'd do just to get back in her arms.
No way home why
[x4]
[in background]
We've got to go
[x7]
Can't find my way home,
But it's through you and I know,
What I'd do just to get back in her arms,
Can't find my way home,
But it's through you and I know,
What I'd do just to get back, well, in her arms.
I can't find the way
[x6]
Come on angel, don't you cry
[x4]
Me: --wipes eyes—that was beautiful.
Drew: -looks away for a minute and flips hair- she did alright.
May: -dips and kicks Drew in the leg- Thanks Joyce.
Drew: owwww –drops May and rubs ankle- you crazy hag woman!!!
Me: -hands May the misty mallet-
May: WHO ARE YOU CALLING HAG WOMAN!!!?!?!?! –Beats to death while chasing him around the room as the light come back and music stops-
Me: May say hi!!
May: Hi back to you guys, thanks so much ^^ and Naruto is better than the new Pokémon. Diamond and Pearl is ALL stupid filler episodes. Ash should have his badges by now.
Drew: -crawls away while she's distracted-
Me: random guy, grab him!!
Random guy #3762: -grabs Drew, knocks him out, throws him over his shoulder, and leaves the studio by helicopter-
May: -looks up at roof- uhhh Joyce you have another hole in the-
Me: Just shut-up….
May: Where are they taking him? –Changes out of dress and sits on couch-
Me: To kiss Dawn, skydive out of a copter into a pool of jello
May: …….whiiiieeee…?
Me: I don't make the dares; I just force you guys to do them? Wait, you don't mind Drew kissing Dawn?
May: He hates her, plus it's what he gets for dropping me
Me: but you kicked him in the leg….
May: and?
Me: good point!! –pulls out remote and TV monitors come out the floor with satellite footage of my neon blue helicopter with a purple heart on it-
May: how do you afford these things?!?!
Me: ask Drew
+ In the copter in the outskirts of town +
Drew: Do I really have to do this?!?!
Instructor: *nods head*
Drew: Man this sucks!!
Dawn: Drew!! You're going skydiving to?!?! What a coincidence!!
Drew: No its not!! You were outside the door listening the whole time!!!
Dawn: What did you say?!?! You want a good luck kiss?!?!
Drew: NO!!
Dawn: ok!! –Throws arms around Drew and gives him a big wet one-
Drew: -pushes her off- Ewww I think I need a shower!! –Backing up towards door-
Dawn: Drew, stop!!!
Drew: yeah right you crazy b- AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! –Falling through air at unimaginable speeds with goggles on-
Instructor: Have a nice trip, Cya next fall –flies the chopper back to 1237 HQ in Texas-
Drew: --falling-- stay cool, stay cool, stay cool, stay cool IS THAT JELLO!?!?! –lands face 1st in the jello and sinks right through it—
+ At the studio +
Me: ooooowwwwww
May: that had to hurt…
Me: yeps, but while Drew tries to dig/eat his way out of all that jello…
Random guy #9726: -brings in 12 foot chocolate death wish cake-
May: oh…..em…..gee…
Me: Have it my good woman!!
May: -attacks cake with bib, fork, and knife-
Me: yay!! I love it when I get asked things. I'm really sorry I vanished off the face of the earth :( But I'm trying to come back, and wish me luck please ^^. –Gives you a tissue to wipe your eyes with- oh and –giant hug of mega super sadness draining awesomeness- yay!!
Drew: -waddles into the studio, hunched over and soaked to the bone in green jello, and sits on the couch- I hate you all
Me: But we love you Drew!! –Huggles- ewww you're sticky
May: -finishes off the cake, flops on her back and lets out a loud belch- excuse me
Me: -hoses down Drew where he sits till he's jello free- random guy, heat light please?!?!
RG#6749: -turns on heat lamps so Drew will dry off-
Drew: Let me rephrase that, I only hate Joyce
May: be nice –sits on couch next to Drew-
Me: review number 5!! One more left folks:
Hey Drew. Just wanna say you are so hot and Hi May. I love your Beautifly it is so adorable.
May: What would ur reaction be if Drew proposed to you.
Drew: How would you propose to May.
Dare:
of you have to have a wedding and invite all ur friends and family, but don't worry it's fake.
you have got to wear a dress that makes Drew's jaw drop.
and Joyce you will film it and show it to everyone.
- xXxPunkPrincess2894xXx
Me: hand hurts…
Drew: From what?
Me: Nothing, just ignore me
Drew: always have, it's the only thing keeping me sane.
May: Anyway.. Thank you, I try to take great care of her
Drew: -flicks hair- and I know I'm hot, thanks for the reminder
May: and if Drew proposed to me I'd think it was some sort of prank, or something like that…
Drew: May…..
Me: You need to tease her less Andrew, but now get down on your knees!!!
May and Drew: WHAT?!?!?!
Me: Mind out the gutter you too, he has to propose to you May, might as well do it right.
May: ohhhhh
Drew: --gets down on one knee in front of May- Maybelline Maple, would you do me the honor of letting me the man to be by your side, for the rest of our lives?
Me: -gasps- I've been waiting for this moment!!
Drew: It's just a dare Joyce…..chill…
May: -wipes tears from eyes and falls into his arms- I will, I shall, I do, yes and a million times yes!!!
Drew: -bright hot rod cherry red- this is just a dare, this is just a dare, this is just a dare
Me: -pulls out video cam and ultra "illegal" cable hacker cord- I love my job
+ At the church +
Little voice in your head: The church is decorated with fresh vibrant roses, the ribbon color is white and the bride's maids have on baby/spring colored strapless gowns. The man of honor..Well…Drew didn't have one so random guy #1 stepped in. He's wearing a grey tux and a white rose in his breast pocket.
The pews are filled to the rim with people. Anyone the two have met on their journey, except Brendan, for obvious reasons.
Drew: -standing at the front, dressed in a black tux and a red rose tucked securely into his breast pocket- This is just a dare, this is just a dare, this is just a dare, this is just a dare, this is just a dare, this is just a dare, this is….just….a….wow…
May: -walking down the aisle in a flowing silk like wedding dress, with off the shoulder sleeves, her veil covering her face, and her train being carried by Blaziken as her father walks her down the isle-
Drew: she looks beautiful…. –stands up straight as she takes the spot next to him, not making eye contact-
May: he looks so handsome…..
Me: I want pizza….. –Holding camera which is broadcasting the wedding all over the world-
Priest Guy: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah take her to be your wife and him to be your husband?
May and Drew: I do
PG: I now pronounce you, fake husband and wife. You may now kiss your bride
Drew: -lifts her veil and blushes at the sight of her-
May: Hi Drew
Drew: Hi May –leans in and gently presses lips against hers—
May: -tilts head and leans in-
World: -goes wild clapping and screaming as the anti contestshippers throw riots-
Drew and May: -pull back from each other-
Me: --pulls out walkie talkie—bring her in boys!! –Helicopter busts through the roof and drops down rope ladder-
Drew and May: -stares blankly as I climb some up the ladder in heels and a dress-
Me: what?!?! Limo's are so yesterday
May and Drew: -climb ladder as the copter flies us back to the studio and drops us back next to one of the previously made holes-
+ Few minutes later once were all changed +
Me: -sitting in my chair and looking at my ceiling-
May: Joyce….?
Drew: just let her have her moment. Anyway, last review:
Man, I love this story! Hey May, I got a question for you, and Drew, I got a dare for you!! May, how would you feel if Drew made out with one of his biggest fan girls in front of you? Drew, I dare you to make out with me in front of May ;).
- DrewsBiggestFangirl
May: Well I know all his fan girls are mindless idiots
Me: HEY?!?!
May: except Joyce, she's just obsessive
Drew: Got that right…
Me: C'mon in Barbie!!
Drew: No… not again!!
Me: --grabs Drew b3fore he can run away and slams him into Barbie-
Barbie: Drewy-kins!! –Starts kissing him, choking him with her tongue of death-
May and Me: ewwwww….
Me: and he says I'm obsessive…
Drew: -trying to pry her off and pulls back for a second- HELP ME!!!!
May: -attacks Barbie when she she's her going for Drew's chest-
Drew: -catching breath- thank goodness….Joyce what are you doing..?
Me: -holding video camera- shhhhh, YouTube..
Drew: ok then… thanks for reading everyone and we hoped you enjoyed the latest installment of FMADZ!!
Me and May: Cya next time!!!