Title: Name Calling: Manwhore/Prude
Summary: Sirius just got back from the fifth date in two days, and his friends have a few things to say.
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"Manwhore."
"Prude."
"Hello, boys!" Sirius Black makes his way into his dorm, a smile spread across his face.
"How'd it go?" James asks, sitting on the bed.
"Amazing. I love girls, Prongs. And girls love me." Sirius joined James on his bed, smirking.
Peter was out cold. Remus didn't say a word, reading.
Sirius stared at Remus, waiting.
"Remus?"
"What?" Remus said without looking up.
"Aren't you… going to say something?"
"Like what?"
"A congratulations?"
Remus looked up, "Oh. Congratulations, Mr. Manwhore! You've succeeded five dates in two days. Amazing!"
"Shut up. You will always be a jealous prude and a follower!"