Title: Name Calling: Crazy/Calming
Summary: After the four friends get detention, Sirius overacts.
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"Crazy."
"Calming."
"Bloody idiot!" Sirius explodes in the dorm with his three best mates. "I hate girls. They fuck everything up."
"Sirius, it isn't Lily's fault that we got caught." James tries to defend the love of his life.
"PRONGS! She's the reason we're going to detention for the rest of the month."
"Sirius, I think you need to breathe."
"I'm breathing just fine, Remus. See?" Sirius walks up to Remus and breathes right in his face.
"Will you please calm down? You're acting crazy, Padfoot."
Sirius starred at him, looking as if he's thinking. "Yeah, well… you're calmingness creeps me out."