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AN: I didn't originally plan for the kids reactions to Mr Shue's infamous 'Is someone else pregnant?' to be in the story but you guys requested and so I caved into peer pressure and added it in.

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Make Me Forget

Chapter 20 – Operation Bang-a-rama

The kids all stared at Mr Shue following his question and then Puck smirked placing an arm around the closest girl, who happened to be Mercedes.

"You know me Mr Shue, I'm a Grade A stud. I got Mercedes preggers as well, figured I would go for the trifecta," Puck joked sleazily and Mercedes elbowed him in the ribs causing him to release her to nurse his throbbing side. The girl had quite an arm on her.

Mr Shue looked horrified and was shocked speechless not realizing that Puck was making a joke. The others all hid their smiles waiting to see how long it would take Mr Shue to work out it was a joke; it didn't look like he would be getting it any time soon.

"You cheated on Rachel? Dude that is so not cool," Matt blurted out as he jumped to his feet, his chest puffed up ready to defend Rachel's honor.

Even if Puck was his bro, you did not cheat on your pregnant girlfriend. Matt was ready to do some ass kicking, even though he knew that in a fight, Puck would probably be the one kicking his ass. Either way, Matt was ready to fight. Mr Shue glanced frantically over at Rachel who was rolling her eyes at Puck and Mercedes, clearly not finding the joke as funny as everyone else.

"It's a joke Matt," Santana sighed annoyed with him for ruining their mischief as she grabbed his arm and dragged him back down to sit beside her which he did sheepishly.

"But the sentiment was very sweet," Rachel hastened to assure him when she saw Matt's sad expression. Matt perked up at her compliment. Mr Shue looked like he was much more relaxed and Mercedes turned to Puck raising an eyebrow.

"Honey there is no way you would ever get a chance to touch this," Mercedes told Puck haughtily though she was grinning ear to ear.

"Come on my dark chocolate momma, you know you want this," Puck cajoled reaching for her and Mercedes laughed ducking behind Kurt for protection. Kurt grinned with anticipation and held his arms wide to Puck who paused his advancement.

"You can hug me, I don't mind," Kurt assured him, winking and Puck dropped his arms.

"I'm going to tell Adam that you are a pervert," Puck threatened Kurt jokingly and Kurt shrugged nonchalantly.

"Do it, it's not something he doesn't already know," Kurt replied confidently and Puck slapped a hand to his face.

"Ugh, mental picture."

Kurt smiled smugly. Puck retreated to sit with Rachel who had a look on her face that said 'serves you right'. Puck didn't know when he would learn that challenging Kurt was never a good idea, the boy looked like an innocent angel but he was devious and slightly evil. Mr Shue took a seat on his chair relieved by the revelation.

"For a second there I thought we were going to have another Jerry Springer type Glee Drama," Mr Shue chuckled with relief, but none of his kids laughed with him so he asked, "So what did happen?"

"A Jerry Springer type Glee Drama," Finn used Mr Shue's own words and Mr Shue eyed his group of kids warily.

"Do I really want to know?" Mr Shue asked hesitantly and Mike raised his hand.

"Abbreviated version is Tina doesn't have a stutter," Mike gave him the short version and Mr Shue couldn't help looking over at Tina who was sitting besides Artie and Tina shrugged giving an apologetic smile.

"Chicks huh?" Artie quipped nudging her and Mr Shue just shook his head. There was no way he was getting involved in anymore teenage drama, he wasn't sure his heart could take it.

Puck jogged into the Berry household and found Alan running on his treadmill watching a cooking channel on TV. He and Alan had started to get along really well now although sometimes Alan would just glare at him, mostly when he touched Rachel.

"Hey Alan," Puck called out and Alan just waved a hand at him.

Puck made his way up the familiar stairs and wandered into Rachel's room. She wasn't there. Puck frowned; she hadn't told him she was going anywhere today. They were driving to Regional's that weekend, and he knew Rachel wouldn't risk going out in the rain that had been pouring all day for fear of ruining her voice. Puck just came home from a shift at work.

"Noah is that you?" Rachel's voice drifted to him from the bathroom and Noah was immediately alarmed. She sounded like she had been crying.

"What's wrong babe?" Puck asked her walking into the bathroom to find Rachel seated in a warm bath, a razor hanging limply in her hand and her leg awkwardly resting on the edge of the tub.

"I'm so fat I can't even shave my legs," she pouted as tears came down her face.

Rachel had wanted to do one thing today and she couldn't even bend far enough over to shave her own legs because her stomach was in the way. Noah chuckled taking the razor from her before sitting down on the toilet lid that was next to the bath.

"Come here you," he said leaning over to pull Rachel's leg closer to him. Without any other words, Puck set about shaving her legs. Rachel lay back in the bath and sighed. She was damn lucky, and now she would be lucky with smooth legs. It was a win for both of them.

Rachel was making sure she was packing the essentials for their trip to Regional's when she heard a knock on her front door and opened it up to find Quinn standing there. Rachel smiled warmly.

"Hey Quinn."

"Hey Rachel, can we talk?" Quinn asked a serious look on her face and Rachel nodded moving aside to let Quinn in, wondering what it was that had Quinn looking so serious.

Rachel's dads were out at a business dinner and Puck was at football practice, though he would probably be home soon. The two girls sat down on the couch. Rachel waited for Quinn to speak and Quinn looked down at her hands as she blushed a little before revealing the purpose of her visit.

"I can't believe I'm about to say this to you but Finn and I are thinking about having sex," Quinn revealed softly and Rachel's eyes widened.

"Congratulations?" Rachel said hesitantly wondering why Quinn was telling her this. Quinn actually gave a small giggle at the confused look on Rachel's face.

"Thanks but I just wanted...you know...advice, so that it will be good for both of us," Quinn was skipping around her words awkwardly and Rachel just stared at her. Quinn wanted Rachel's advice about sex? Rachel was both flattered and a little freaked out.

"You've had sex," Rachel reminded her needlessly and Quinn rolled her eyes. Rachel felt very uncomfortable, considering that Puck had slept with Quinn and been her first as well as Rachel's.

"I was drunk and barely remember it, I want my first time with Finn to be special," Quinn explained wistfully and Rachel nodded trying to be understanding.

"Okay...umm..." for the first time in her life Rachel had no idea what to say.

"What was your first time with Puck like?" Quinn asked curiously.

And this was just about the weirdest conversation Rachel had ever had in her entire life, including the sex talk with her dads when she was a freshman, and the 'birds and the bees' talk they had given her the first time she got her period. There was nothing like having your two gay dads' explain to your monthly visitor to you. Rachel decided that she could do this; when she was famous on Broadway she would have to perform under extreme circumstances.

"It was extremely enjoyable, though not at first obviously as I was a virgin," Rachel pointed out as she thought back to her first time with Noah and Rachel shrugged, "I suppose I really did let Noah do all the work, so maybe Finn should be the one asking for advice."

"Finn is having this exact conversation with Puck right now," Quinn told her grinning and Rachel couldn't help but laugh knowing how uncomfortable Puck would be with a conversation like this. Quinn knew this as well because she started giggling. Rachel figured that if Puck was teaching Finn how to do all the hard stuff, all Quinn needed to worry about was looking good. Rachel grinned at Quinn.

"Finn's got to do all the work, all you have to do is enjoy and enhance the sensuality of the act itself. Have you thought about sexy lingerie?"

Puck stared at his best friend blankly.

"Dude, we are so not having this conversation," Puck grunted at Finn shaking his head.

Finn had asked Puck to wait around after football practice so they could talk. They had sat in the bed of Puck's truck to chat, and then Finn asked his question Puck wished he was anywhere but here.

"Why not? Come on Puck, I want my first time with Quinn to be good, besides you never had a problem telling me about the cougars," Finn protested, nearly pouting and Puck looked over at him. Puck couldn't believe Finn really wanted to talk about Puck's sex life, his sex life with Rachel at that.

"You want me to tell you about sex with the mother of my child, whom you once had a huge crush on?" Puck asked in disbelief itching to punch Finn's arm and Finn had the decency to blush shaking his head quickly. Puck's desire to punch Finn abated slightly.

"Not specifically with Rachel, just sex in general," Finn tried to explain himself and Puck sighed deeply.

He could not think of anything worse than having this conversation with Finn. Surely there was someone else Finn could ask. It felt weird talking about sex with Finn considering Puck had slept with Finn's girlfriend and the girl that Finn had liked.

"Can't you ask Matt or Mike?" Puck asked scratching the back of his head awkwardly.

"I already asked them, Mike said to just go with the flow and then rattled off some Chinese proverb his grandfather told him, and Matt and Santana haven't had sex," Finn admitted sheepishly and Puck realized that this must have been as awkward for Finn as it was for him. Puck frowned at the fact that Santana and Matt hadn't had sex.

"They haven't?" Puck asked curiously.

"Nope," Finn shook his head and Puck raised his eyebrows.

"Huh, I thought they would have by now, didn't take me long," Puck mused and when Finn made a face Puck sighed and even though he knew it was a long shot he asked it anyway, "Well did you ask Artie?"

"You think Artie and Tina? No way!" Finn exclaimed in shock and Puck shrugged.

Artie had once told Puck in the bathroom that he still had full use of his penis, and then he had asked what condoms Puck preferred as he and Tina were taking their relationship to 'the next level'. Under pressure, Puck had just rattled off the first type he could think of and got the hell out of there. Now Puck was starting to realize that he was the groups 'go to' guy when it came to sex. Joy.

"They have been dating for a long time, and I think Artie is a horn dog under those glasses and suspenders," Puck commented lightly and Finn took that into consideration.

"Maybe."

The two teens paused as they thought about Artie and Tina doing the deed. They both grimaced at the same time and shook their heads, getting rid of the thoughts of their two friends going at it. Finn turned those puppy dog eyes on Puck.

"Please Puck," Finn was basically begging and then he gave a small smile, "I'll be your best friend."

Puck had to chuckle at that. He and Finn were trying to be best friends again but it was hard when the trust was broken. If this would help them along, Puck knew he would do whatever it took.

"All right, but if you tell anyone we had this conversation I will not think twice about kicking your ass, best friend or not. What do you want to know?"

It was a fairly long drive from Lima to Cleveland where Regional's was being held. They had hired a handicapped bus again so that they could all travel together, and even though it was only supposed to take between three to four hours, it actually took just over six since they had to keep stopping for Rachel to use the bathroom, and then the boys decided they were hungry even though they had just eaten before they left. They pulled up at the hotel and the guys helped the girls and Kurt carry their many bags into the foyer. There were a lot of teenagers running around, breaking into song at random intervals. Obviously the Wyndham Hotel was a popular choice for other Show Choirs as well. The competition itself was to be held at one of the theaters in PlayhouseSquare which was a short stroll from the hotel, so it was a very convenient location. Rachel had spent all night online checking out possible places to stay and had decided this one would be perfect. Miss Pillsbury stood watching over them as Mr Shue quickly went to check in, he came back dangling keys. He said names as he handed a key to each pair.

"Quinn and Brittany."

"Santana and Tina."

"Mercedes and Kurt."

An elderly couple looked over in horror overhearing that a teacher was letting a boy and a girl share a room. None of the Glee club batted an eyelid; it would be weird if Kurt shared with a boy.

"Artie and Matt."

"Finn and Mike."

"Puck."

Puck took his key from Mr Shue whilst smiling at Rachel. Puck couldn't believe that the school was allowing him and Rachel to room together. Best school excursion ever. Mr Shue saw the way they were looking at each other and cleared his throat.

"I'll be rooming with you Puck," Mr Shue informed him and Puck looked over at him blankly.

"What?"

"Miss Pillsbury will be rooming with Rachel," Mr Shue reiterated and Puck looked helplessly back at Rachel who looked just as devastated.

"But..." Puck tried to protest but Mr Shue shook his head firmly.

"End of discussion, I don't want any of you distracted so I expect you all to conduct yourselves accordingly."

Rachel squeezed his hand comfortingly and she winked. Screw conducting himself accordingly, Puck thought mischievously, he was going to maul Rachel in the elevator at least once this trip.

Rachel walked into the room she would be sharing with Miss Pillsbury and gasped at the beauty. The room was enormous; there were two twin beds in the room, a giant mahogany closet, a small lounge and coffee table plus a writing desk. Puck whistled in admiration as he carried Rachel's bag into the room then he dropped a kiss on her cheek, muttering that he was going to find his room. Rachel and Miss P went about silently arranging their sides of the room. They were both clean freaks, Miss P to a much greater extent, and it took them a little while to organize their side of the room they way they liked it. Rachel sat down on her bed and swung her feet up groaning with pleasure. It was getting harder and harder to stay standing for long periods of time. Plus she felt like big foot and a whale all rolled into one. Rachel watched as Miss P diligently continued her work, stripping the bed of sheets and sliding on ones she had brought with her.

"Miss Pillsbury," Rachel spoke up hesitantly and Miss Pillsbury smiled warmly.

"Call me Emma Rachel, I think we're all past the Miss Pillsbury now," Miss Pillsbury invited her, her expression friendly and Rachel nodded, accepting the more familiar name.

"Emma, do you love Mr Shue?"

Rachel was not known for being indirect. Emma should have expected something like this from Rachel, but she was still blissfully unprepared when the question came at her.

"I did," Emma said quickly wondering where Rachel was going with this line of questioning.

"Do you still love Mr Shue?" Rachel persisted her intense questions and at Emma's shocked face, Rachel hastened to add, "It's probably none of my business but I'm fairly certain he harbors romantic feelings for you, and now that he divorced there is nothing to separate you both, except of course that you are engaged to Coach Tanaka."

Rachel knew Puck was going to lecture her for not being able to keep her mouth shut like she had promised but Rachel hated seeing Emma and Mr Shue throw those forlorn lovesick glances at each other. They were in each other's reach, but they were both afraid to take the step. Rachel didn't know how receptive Miss P would be to a pregnant teenager telling her how to run her love life but Rachel figured it couldn't hurt.

"It's complicated between us Rachel, it always has been," Emma tried to downplay the seriousness of the conversation and Rachel could see the Emma's shoulders tense defensively and she knew that she was pushing her teacher a little too far.

"I hope that you work it out," Rachel said quietly giving up and she heard Emma whisper,

"Me too."

Rachel decided that she was hungry and stood up, sliding on her shoes. The only ones that would fit her enormous Sasquatch feet.

"You're not staying with Coach Tanaka to stop problems between Glee and football are you? To say, avoid another showdown," Rachel said casually as she headed for the door not giving Miss P a chance to speak before she added confidently, "Because if you are, the boys told me to tell you that they would quit football in a second if it came to that again. Mr Shue means something special to all of us and you do too and we just want to see you both happy."

Rachel left Miss P to stew over her words as she walked happily down the hall to Puck and Mr Shue's room, pleased that she had been able to say her piece without Puck cutting her off. Luckily for Rachel and her feet their rooms were all on the same level all down the hall from each other. She knocked on the door of the room Puck told her he would be in and Puck exited the room, obviously having been waiting for her. In the room Mr Shue was still busying himself unpacking. Puck took one look at her jubilant expression and frowned with disapproval.

"You promised to keep your mouth shut," he scolded her and Rachel's mouth dropped open.

"How did you know?" she gasped and Puck rolled his eyes.

"Babe, you can't resist sticking your nose in other people's business; it's a cute nose don't get me wrong, but it doesn't belong in other people's business," Puck folded his arms across his chest and Rachel paused to admire his muscles, and Puck smirked, "And I didn't know, you just admitted it."

Rachel pouted at having been outsmarted by Puck. Seriously, she was outsmarted by Puck; pregnancy was making her intelligence drop.

"You two should head downstairs for dinner, I promised Miss Pillsbury dinner if she came to chaperone," Mr Shue poked his curly head out of the door to tell them and Puck and Rachel smiled widely. Excellent.

The elevator opened as a couple got out and Puck and Rachel dashed into the elevator and as soon as the doors closed Noah had pushed her against the mirrored wall, his fingers entangled in her hair, their lips mashed together. Rachel's small hands rested on his hips and Noah pressed his body against hers. Noah wasn't sure if he could last a weekend without sleeping next to her. The elevator dinged open on the same floor, as Noah and Rachel had been so wrapped up in each other they forgot to press the lobby button. Luckily or unluckily, Quinn, Finn, Kurt and Mercedes were standing there gaping at them. They pulled apart breathing heavily and Rachel flushed bright red.

"Do you have no self control?" Kurt demanded folding his arms across his chest in a huff as he entered the elevator. The others followed him in, behind Quinn and Rachel's back Finn held his hand up for a high five that Puck gave him. Kurt frowned at the two couples in the elevator, "It's not fair you all have your significant others here and I am alone. There will be no making out in my presence, do you understand?"

Kurt pointed his finger in Finn's face and then Puck's, letting his finger stay pointed at Puck just a little while longer than Finn as though Kurt believed Puck would be the one most likely to break his new rule. He was right; Puck had no intention of following Kurt's insane rule. Puck had rights, and he embraced the right to maul his girlfriend whenever he saw fit, and twinkle toes Hummel wasn't going to stop him.

"Adam is coming to the show with your dad in two days," Rachel reminded Kurt leaning back against Puck and Kurt considered her words, his face brightening.

"When Adam is here you may suck face all you want," Kurt amended his rule and he smiled dreamily as he added, "I certainly will be."

Rachel giggled at the expression on his face.

"I can't believe I am the only single person in Glee, it's so depressing," Mercedes spoke up, her voice touched with sadness. The other five teens in the elevator felt kind of bad for flaunting their relationships in front of her.

"Don't worry Mercedes, the perfect guy for you will come along when you least expect it," Quinn assured her, patting a hand on Mercedes' shoulder and Mercedes gave a weak smile.

"If I wasn't with Rachel I would totally tap that Mercedes," Puck added winking at the girl and Mercedes burst into laughter as Rachel elbowed him in the stomach.

"Thanks Puck," Mercedes said to him gratefully feeling much better.

Quinn and Finn were doing that thing where they looked at each other and had a silent conversation. The elevator reached the lobby and opened up; Quinn pressed the close door button and pressed a random floor. The elevator started moving again.

"Umm, Quinn honey, that was the lobby," Kurt pointed out to her, sharing a glance with Mercedes that was easily decoded as 'watch yourself, Quinn may just be crazy'. Quinn looked at Finn again before speaking.

"I cannot believe I am telling you guys this, but Finn and I want a room to ourselves," Quinn paused to let the reason for this request sink in and Puck nodded approvingly at Finn who grinned goofily. Quinn then said, "And we need you guys to run interference with Mr Shue and Miss P."

"Sounds like a challenge, okay let's plan this bitches," Kurt gushed excitedly. He hadn't had to stage a great operation since the Slushie War, and the Finn and Quinn reunion. This would be a challenge indeed. They all raced to dinner to start the Glee club meeting and discuss their options, this was going to be a whole team endeavor.

The plan was set. Rachel would text the girls when Miss P was asleep and Puck would text the guys when Mr Shue was asleep. Then they would do the great room swap. Mike and Brittany decided that they wanted some 'quality' time as well, so the plan was that Brittany would sneak to the boy's room and Finn would sneak to the girls. Once inside they would have exactly one hour to complete 'the deed' before going back to their rooms. It would be a perfectly executed plan.. Everything went without a hitch, at midnight Quinn and Mike texted everyone to say Operation Bang-a-rama, which was Puck's suggested name, was a go. Rachel was lying awake in bed, on Miss P alert, making sure Miss P didn't go anywhere, not that she would because she was completely knocked out and snoring a little. Rachel looked at her cell phone timer. 00:40. Still twenty minutes before Rachel could go to sleep. She was so bored. Her phone vibrated with a message.

What r u wearing? It was from Noah of course. Rachel smiled.

Ur jersey what about u

It took less than a minute for a response. Noah was eager tonight.

U no me baby, commando all the way. What panties are you wearing?

The red lace ones, Rachel wrote back which was a horrid lie but he wouldn't know, and she knew those were his favorite panties that she wore. She was actually wearing an unflattering pair of black briefs, but let's face it, she was uncomfortable enough with her giant belly, she wasn't going to further her discomfort by wearing a pair of tiny red lace underwear that would probably annoy her.

Noah read the text and chuckled to himself. She wasn't wearing the red lace ones; he knew this because he had put her red lace panties in his bag when they left the house. Noah had been hoping to get some 'special cuddles' time with her this weekend where the panties could have been used, but Mr Shue had blown that idea out of the water. Noah thought it best to go along with her.

I wish I could kiss u right now, Noah send her knowing that would butter her up for some more hard core sexting.

Where would u kiss me? Tell me and I'll touch myself wherever you say

Noah had an instant hard on when he read her text. He thanked his lucky stars that he had knocked up a nymphomaniac with a kinky texting side to her.

Everywhere, ur neck, ur nipples, ur puss...

His phone vibrated halting his message as a new message flashed on his screen. Curiously Puck opened it seeing the message was from Kurt.

Meet in the hallway

Puck sighed. Sexting would have to wait. It was a bit of a mission to sneak out of the room, but Puck managed to get away with it and found all the Glee kids including Rachel, minus Finn, Quinn, Brittany and Mike in the hallway as well. Rachel was wearing his jersey and some sweat pants and he walked over to her.

"We are so finishing this," Puck whispered lustily to her as he held up his cell phone and Rachel blushed and nudged him playfully.

"It's been forty-five minutes already, I'm sure they will be safe for the next fifteen, let's go get celebratory ice cream," Kurt declared and the others all agreed eagerly.

"I must protest about the ice cream, the competition is in two days and dairy is not good for our throats," Rachel just had to be the voice of reason.

"We aren't singing tomorrow babe so the dairy will be okay, live a little," Puck tickled her and Rachel sighed which was her agreement and the group cheerfully headed down to the restaurant for a midnight snack.

They were all enjoying ice cream when they spotted a familiar head of hair coming towards them. Mr Shue was up. Houston we have a problem. Each teen suddenly felt incredibly guilty as they thought about what their team mates were doing upstairs and that they had failed their Mr Shue patrol. Mr Shue came over to them running a hand through his hair.

"What are you guys doing up?" he asked them yawning tiredly. He had awoken to find Puck missing and went to go find him, and instead found his entire Glee club pigging out on ice cream..

"Rachel had a craving," Puck nudged her and Rachel nodded obediently.

"Yes, yes I did."

She scooped her cookies and cream ice cream and shoved a whole spoonful in her mouth as if to prove her point. Her eyes rolled back in her head with pleasure. She was so glad she let Kurt talk her into letting everyone have ice cream.

"We all wanted to join her," Tina agreed nudging Artie who panicked at being put on the spot.

"Ice cream is the shizzle," Artie commented quickly and all of Glee looked over at him. He shrugged in response. Mr Shue gave a light laugh as he glanced around the table, finding it heart warming the strength and friendship his Glee kids shared. Mr Shue quickly counted them over in his head. Eight members were here, the ones missing were...

"Where are Finn and Quinn? And Mike and Brittany?"

When no one answered him straight away it was like a light bulb went off in Mr Shue's head.. Four people missing, four people who formed halves of two couples. Two sexually charged teenage couples. The Glee kids exchanged horrified glances. Oh god he knew. Mr Shue turned and strode towards the lobby and Rachel checked her watch. It was 1am, they should have returned to their rooms by now, but they didn't want to take any chances. Rachel and the others hurried after Mr Shue who was stalking to the elevators. Santana was furiously texting hoping that both couples got her message before they got to the floor. They all managed to pile into the elevator and an awkward silence filled the air.

The elevator opened and Mr Shue exited the elevator and started heading towards Quinn and Brittany's room which was at the end of the hallway.

"Mr Shue, I seem to remember Quinn saying that she was going to sleep, Brittany too," Rachel called out to him desperately.

"Well then I can just poke my head in and check can't I," Mr Shue turned to say to Rachel and over his shoulder Rachel saw Brittany creeping towards her and Quinn's room wearing nothing but her bra and panties. Mr Shue turned his head a little and Rachel blurted out the first thing she could think of.

"Oooh, my stomach," Rachel grimaced holding her belly and Mr Shue focused his full attention on her just as she planned.

"Rachel is it the baby?" Mr Shue placed a hand on her shoulder, a worried look on his face.

Rachel knew it was wrong to play the 'baby' card but she needed to give Brittany time to sneak into her and Quinn's room. Puck placed his arm around her shoulders playing along, as did the other Glee kids crowding around her with concern. Santana was gesturing wildly for Brittany to go and Brittany started creeping to the door.

"Maybe I'm going into false labor, I've heard that can happen," Rachel choked out through her fake pain and a random busboy that was walking by took one look at her and promptly freaked out.

"Someone call 911!" the busboy screamed at the top of his lungs, startling other guests who had just exited the elevator.

"I'm a doctor," an elderly gentleman declared coming towards them and Rachel couldn't believe of all the people to walk out of an elevator at 1am, one of them was a doctor.

"Oh that's not necessary, it's just indigestion," Rachel straightened up and pasted on a bright smile.

"Are you sure?" the doctor asked her seriously and Rachel risked a quick glance over Mr Shue's shoulder, Brittany was just entering the room now. Rachel knew she had to keep going to give them time. This was the acting performance of her life, if only she had a camera.

"Yes, I'm sure, I think I must just be tired, and I just ate a whole bowl of ice cream which probably attributed to the discomfort I was feeling," Rachel lied while smiling innocently and the doctor smiled at her fondly.

"Well you take care," the doctor advised her as he wandered up the opposite hallway with his wife and Rachel waved.

"Thank you."

Mr Shue eyed Rachel closely before he strode quickly to Quinn and Brittany's room and swung open the door. The Gleeks were behind him, searching for signs of Finn but he was nowhere to be seen. They all breathed a silent sight of relief. There was just Brittany and Quinn pretending to be waking up; although for some reason, Brittany was in the same bed as Quinn. Santana slapped a hand to her forehead. Mr Shue looked down at the two girls.

"Brittany."

"Yes Mr Shue."

"Why are you in the same bed as Quinn?"

"Uh..." thinking on her feet wasn't Brittany's strong point.

"Coach Sylvester makes us sleep in the same bed sometimes, to build team spirit," Quinn supplied the answer nervously clutching the blanket up to her shoulders. Mr Shue's face said he clearly didn't believe her, but he couldn't exactly accuse her of anything when he had no proof.

"Right," Mr Shue said walking into the room heading to check the bathroom was empty, and then he also checked the closet before coming back over to the girls who hadn't moved from under the covers, "You haven't seen Finn and Mike have you?"

"Oh no, they went to bed the same time we did," Brittany didn't even have to lie. Mike and Finn did go to bed at the same time the girls did, they were just in different rooms.

"Okay, well sleep tight girls," Mr Shue said slowly and they both did their best innocent smiles.

"Night Mr Shue."

Mr Shue turned back to the other Glee kids who looked away pretending to be doing something other than eavesdropping.

"Well I'm heading back to bed; don't stay up too late you guys."

Mr Shue walked back to his room looked a little dazed and confused by the whole experience. Mercedes, Tina and Artie stayed at the door to Quinn and Brittany's room, looking at the hallway to make sure Mr Sue entered his room. Matt, Kurt, Santana, Rachel and Puck entered their room.

"Why did you get in the same bed with Quinn?" Santana hissed at Brittany who looked sheepish.

"I panicked, I jumped into the closest one," Brittany explained earnestly and Rachel had to laugh as did Kurt.

"Brittany, you can get out of my bed now," Quinn growled wrapping the sheets around her nervously and Brittany slid out from under the covers.

"Quinn's naked," Kurt pointed at said girl, grinning at the realization and Quinn glared at him throwing a pillow.

They were startled when the balcony door slid open to reveal Finn, more naked than anyone from Glee wanted to see; except Quinn and at one point in time Rachel and Kurt. But at this point in time neither Rachel nor Kurt wanted to see Finn naked. He was cupping his manhood and shivering as he stepped back into the room.

"Finn, what the hell?" Puck covered Rachel's eyes with his hands and Finn nearly gestured wildly with his hands but remembered exactly what his hands were covering.

"Dude I had nowhere to hide!" Finn exclaimed with embarrassed, "I had to stand there on the balcony in the nude."

There was an awkward moment as Finn shifted his weight from one foot to another.

"Red Alert!" Mercedes voice whispered into the room urgently as she, Tina and Artie starting walking into the halls heading to their rooms, saying goodnight to Mr Shue, trying to slow him down.

"Shit Mr Shue must have decided to check on Finn and Mike," Puck cursed looking at Finn who paled realizing that there was no way he would be able to get to his room without Mr Shue seeing him.

"We have to do something to distract him until Finn gets there," Matt spoke up finally, and they all looked helplessly at each other.

"Forgive me Adam," Kurt whispered crossing himself, and then he grabbed Matt by the hand and dragged him into the hallway in plain view before turning and planting a kiss, tongue and all on the unsuspecting footballer. Matt stood there, arms hanging by his side, completely shocked.

"Is it wrong that I find that kind of hot?" Santana stage whispered to Rachel and Rachel made a murmur of agreement, unable to take her eyes off the unlikely union. Puck was wincing away from the sight.

"It does emit a sort of appeal," Rachel confirmed cocking her head to one side in contemplation.

"A nasty appeal," Puck muttered and they watched as Mr Shue came upon the pair.

"Boys this is no place to be...experimenting," Mr Shue scolded them awkwardly completely distracted from his mission to check on Mike and Finn, "I'd like to talk to the both of you right now, come on."

Mr Shue led the two boys back towards his room lecturing them that Kurt was in a relationship and if Matt had those sorts of feelings for Kurt then he had to respect that Kurt was with Adam. Matt just followed along behind, not exactly sure what just happened. Santana leant against Brittany's shoulders in relief and Rachel sighed.

"That was close," Finn's voice came from behind them and Puck looked over at his best friend who was still in the nude. Quinn produced his clothes from under the covers and Puck grabbed them and chucked them at Finn shaking his head with a smirk.

"Get back to your room Finn."

Once everyone was back in their right rooms, Noah lay down in bed. He sent the text he had planned to send to Rachel earlier in the night, wondering if she was still in the mood. A couple of seconds later he received a text back that had him blushing to the roots of his hair.

Sexy text darling but wrong person, the sender was Kurt Hummel. Mother of God, Noah had sent the sext to Kurt. His phone vibrated again with another text from Kurt.

Meow, tiger.

AN: I know someone was supposed to be punching someone but I got distracted by operation Bang-a-rama, apparently my fingers felt that Quinn and Finn wanted to boink each other in my story, then Brittany and Mike decided to tag along for the fun.

NEXT CHAPTER: Someone actually punches someone lol. Regionals very briefly, the discussion of Puckleberry's actual name, and also the Gleeks get ready for Prom including dates and dresses. Somewhere I will have to address the Will/Emma/Ken triangle too...maybe next chapter or maybe one after that. Who knows; certainyl not me haha

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