Ok, so this is my very first fan-fic so it might not be too great. Hi to Nicola if she reads this and to all the people that I've commented on their stories. Since this is my first time I'll quickly tell you a bit about myself. I'm a tad random... well a lot random :P. My friends and I are all crazy and love to have fun with them. Please review and tell me what you think!

Disclaimer: I don't own MR or the characters but I do own the plot unless I accidently use something from the book without realizing it.

Ok, so enjoy!! :D

Max's POV

I narrowed my eyes.

He smirked. I just wanted to wipe that stupid smug look off his face.

Any other normal person would probably cower at the sight, but Fang? Ah, nope. Surprise? I think not. There I was, lips pursed in annoyance, glaring straight at his thick head, wondering how someone could ever come to think they were so great. He was a stupid, macho, annoying jerk... who had somehow managed to get me in handcuffs.

Yes, I know what you're thinking. WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT A STRANGE STORY!! But you should be thinking how could Fang cuff the famous, oh-so dangerous Maximum Ride. And why…

Flashback

"Get up lazy bones." I kicked him, hard. Ha! How's that for bruising? Aren't I evil? I know, no need for flattery. I kicked him again. Fang was flopped all over a mattress. He didn't move. Grrr. I shoved him over and sat on top of him. Haha. Now he couldn't get up even if he tried. Again, so evil. I looked at his sleeping face.

And screamed.

He wasn't breathing. I jumped up and pushed hard on his chest. He coughed. I couldn't lose Fang. Not ever. Never ever, ever in the whole- hang on. Oxygen-missing Fangs shouldn't cough…

Before I knew it he had twisted wildly around and grabbed my hands, cuffing each one before pulling me up to my feet. I jumped and tried to bite him but he just pushed me back where my calves hit the edge of the sofa and I fell…

End Flashback

Fang dangled the keys in front of me. I hated to admit it but he was stronger than me, even without my hands behind my back. I growled at him. He cocked his head to one side. I just wanted to rip it off his shoulders.

"Now, Max, be reasonable. I have very good reasons for doing this. And since you're not going anywhere soon, I might as well tell you. One, the cuffs were only two dollars and as soon as I saw them I pictured you. Two, you never let me do anything my way so I think I've earned a break. Three, you are dead annoying when you go around telling people what to do and four, you need to see something." Fang smirked at me as my eyes bulged.

Did I mention the duck tape? No? Duck tape, handcuffs, stupid jerk, did I forget anything? Oh right, the key. The key that was placed about a foot away from my reach, not that I could get it anyway. But what really annoyed me was that he had put the key on a silver platter. Yes, you heard me. A stupid silver platter with a stupid satin cloth and a stupid smirking jerk behind it.

I'm sorry to all you people out there who think I overuse jerk and stupid.

My mistake.

In front of me is an idiotic, [insert swearwords of choice here, make them bad ones please], smug, smartass bird-kid freak. Better? Fang stood up and walked away. God knows I hated him at that very moment.

Hope you guys liked it! Please review and tell me what you think. See the little green button? Yea, that little box there? Press it. You know you want to. It's just sitting there, all lonely. I swear it doesn't bite! Maybe if you give it some treats it might even do a trick for you! You see, it trained in the circus. You know, I could write a whole story about this little green button! From now on the bottoms of all my stories are going to be about the little green button. Review and tell me what you think!!

P.S. The little green button (LGB) will like you if you feed it lots of strawberries.

P.P.S. The LGB says meow to your face then runs way. Haha.