This is at the request of Raezura… Enjoy it people!!!
Disclaimer: Do you need to ask?
Always~~~
Soi fon knew that she would be second. Always and foremost. So why the heck was she in front of Urahara's shop holding an obnoxious letter? (Carrying her deepest and darkest secrets of her adoration?)
Heck, she was even the Captain of the SECOND division. The number two always seemed to haunt her in a way.
NO matter how hard she strived to be the number one object of Yoruichi's adoration, that…that despicable man would always one-up her. He was a slacker!!! He was a lazy, flaky, unsensible, fashion hazard, criminal bastard!!! Surely he would be unworthy of even standing in Yoruichi's presence.
While She, Soi fon, worked diligently and efficiently. While she waited so long… and yet why?
Soi fon hesitantly slid the paper doors open. Inside sat Tessei, Urahara, Yoruichi, Jinta, and Uruuru. The adults were enjoying a nice bottle of sake, gulping it down until their cheeks were red and were giddy.
"Soi, There you are… Come join us!" Yoruichi lifted a cup towards her. However, Soi fon just ignored the welcome and walked up to her goddess.
"Yoruichi-sama!" Soi fon grinned as she saw Tessei covering Jinta and Uruuru's eyes with his hands out of the corner of her eyes. "Yoruichi-sama, please accept this"
… Oh well, if she couldn't be Yoruichi's number one lover, she could always be her number one fan, even if she was unrequited.
This is really short, I know. I was out of any good ideas. It annoys me sooo much!!!