"Wake up, Ri-chan!"
Riku yawned when she heard Rin call in her door. She had a great sleep after that NIGHTMARE of a dream. She wanted more sleep, so she turned her back towards the door and pulled her covers over her head.
"Get up! Ri-chan~!" Rin huffed when Riku didn't get up right away, and pounced on her. She then got up on her feet and started to jump up and down, and soon Riku's body was up in the air with each jump like they were on a trampoline. "Get Up! Get Up! GET UP!!!"
Riku let out a groan and opened one sleepy eye, causing Rin to stop and sit next to her. She soon opened both eyes, only to squint at the morning light pouring in through the open door. She sat up, fixing the straps and rubbing her eyes.
"Whaaaaa?" Riku asked, looking up at Rin. She looked at the clock next to her bed and continued, "What could you possibly wake me up at……7:00?! Onee-sama!??!! Why are you even up this early?!"
"If I knew, I would tell you!" Rin said, smiling. She grabbed Riku's wrists and dragged her out of bed, guiding her down the hallway towards the stairs. "Onee-chan and Nii-chan are awake as well, and Miku-Onee is making breakfast for us, pancakes!"
"Okay…" Riku yawned, wiping the sleepy tears out of her eyes.
Rin giggled and started to talk about her dreams while walking down the stairs. Riku's grogginess started to fade away as the smell of Bacon and Pancakes filled her mind, and she soon realized she was very hungry. She soon was as jumpy and smiley as Rin was, and the two blondes ran into the kitchen.
"Good morning!!" Miku called, looking over her shoulder while standing in front of the stove.
Kaito didn't say anything, he was too busy sipping his coffee and looking at the paper with his reading glasses. Meiko was also at the table, her head in her arms. She was probably still trying to get over her hangover, and if she was, Haku was probably knocked out cold back at her house. Luka and Gakupo weren't back from their trip, which puzzled the girl even more than she should be. But she soon concluded they were late, and shrugged it off.
The weird thing was, Len wasn't sitting at the table and eating a banana like he was every morning.
Oh right. Riku thought, hitting the side of her head lightly with her knuckles and letting a ditzy smile play on her face. He's at his friends house! How could I forget?
"Did you have a good sleep last night, Ri-chan?" Kaito asked, raising a eyebrow.
Riku blinked, then blushed a light pink and shook her head. She smiled and tried to play it off. "Nope! Actually……I had a wonderful dream last night! NO bad dreams at all."
Kaito huffed at that lie, and let it be. Rin, who was still holding hands with Riku, was clueless on what they were taking about. Miku just sighed, and threw the used rag on the counter and leaned against it.
"Oh, I just realized this, but……" Miku started, giving the two girls a cheeky smile. "You two are matching! That is the cutest thing!"
"I know, huh!?" Rin said, pulling the flushing girl closer. "That's why I chose her to wear these pajama's. See?"
It was true. They were both barefoot and wearing short shorts and tanks that were loose and showed the belly, the regular Rin pajama's. the only difference was that Rin's fit her more and Riku's fell off her shoulders. And Rin's were yellow and white, and Riku's was black and white. Also their characters, Riku's long hair and gold eyes and Rin's short hair and blue eyes.
"Anyway, breakfast will be ready in a minute." Miku said, waving the spatula. "So go upstairs and wash your hands and face's, girls."
"OKAY!" The two said, and ran out of the kitchen.
They were racing until they were almost to the stairs and passed the front door. But the doorbell rung and Riku skidded to a stop by using her heels. Rin stopped and waited for Riku as the gold-eyed girl called, "I'll get it!"
She trotted to the door and opened it, having a cute close eyes smile on her face. "Hello! How May I-" Riku opened her eyes and she froze when she saw who were the visitors outside the door.
The first person she was Len. It wasn't normal for him to loose his key and get locked out of the house. But who was standing next to him was the different picture. He had sandy blonde hair and it was swiped and spiky. And his eyes were blue. He looked exactly like MaVen!
Riku's face grew as red as a lobster as everyone peeked over her head and smiled at the two.
"Oh, hi Len!" Miku said, blinking. "Who's your friend?"
"This Is Ven!"
"Yo~!" Ven said, winking.
Miku and Rin squealed, while Riku just stared with a frozen look. Len and Ven looked at her and for a second she could've sworn she saw their eyes looked like they did in her dream. Right before they……
Riku fell over.
She fainted.
"OhmyGod, Ri-chan!" Miku and Rin squealed, seeing the girl fall to the floor.
When they looked closer they saw that her eyes turned into spirals, like they did when she was overwhelmed by something challenging to her brain. Len and Ven looked at each other and sweat dropped, then looked down as Kaito helped the still faint girl up to a sit.
"Well, she doesn't have a fever." Kaito said, taking his hand off of Riku's forehead. "They why is she as pink as Luka's favorite tuna!?"
"Maybe she needs some more sleep?" Ven asked, trying to help.
"Yeah, I think she does. She looks tired." Len chimed in, taking Riku out of Kaito's arms. He stood up and held the flushed girl to his chest, and her blush grew from pink to red. "I'll take her to her room. Ven, can you carry my bags?"
"Sure can!" Ven said, smiling admirably and picking up Len's overnight bag.
They both started to head towards the stairs, Miku, Kaito and Rin following them. As soon as they got to the beginning of the stairs the three stopped and watched the different looking blondes go up the stairs.
"Wow, who ever thought Len-chan would be all prince-like?" Rin smirked, proud of her brother for looking cool for once.
"I know, he looked like a Knight!" Miku said, clasping her hands together and wiggling around like a fan girl. Kaito just smiled and nodded his head, like a proud father.
Ven heard these comments and turned to Len, smirking triumphantly. Len looked at him and smiled, then looked down at the sleeping Riku. Len pulled Riku's head farther up until her head was resting on his neck.
"Hey Ri-chan, wake up~"
She flushed a light pink and her eyes soon opened. She reached up and rubbed her eyes, still sleepy. She felt a hand brush a hair away from her forehead and looked up, seeing Len.
"Len…Nii-sama?" Riku asked, blinking until she could see clearly.
Len nodded, smiling. Riku smiled back and looked to the side, seeing Ven smirking at her. She let out a loud 'EEK!' and wound her arms around Len's neck, clinging more onto Len to get away from Ven. Ven laughed in his hand and another was heard. Riku looked up to see Len smirking and chuckling as well. And those small fangs were showing while he was smirking. Riku let out another louder 'EEK' and leaned away from Len, then realized she was in his arms.
"Ri-chan didn't think she was gonna get away last night, huh?" Len asked, smiling.
"Whaa?! That was a dream!"
"I know, so let's get the dream started!" Ven said, smirking.
"B-But, MaVen and MaLen were Demons!" Riku said, flushing a dark red now. "And horny demons, at that! Onii-sama, you wouldn't do that to me-"
"Since we're Vocaloids, we can connect when our virus walls are weak enough when we're asleep that we can invade each other's dreams without bringing viruses with us. And Ven could easily enter as well." Len explained, his smile not fitting his eyes.
"It's a very easy process, if you have the right tools and a smart brain." Ven said, shrugging.
"How'd you even know about me!?" Riku asked Ven.
"Oh, Len showed me some pics." Ven said, shrugging. "Tsundere Lolita's get to me."
"We're 15 year old boys and you're a girl who's easily subdued, Ri. What do you expect?" Len asked, looking down at her.
"WHAT?!" Riku blinked, and shook her head. She didn't believe this at all! "What about the whole argument last week with Kaito about keeping my Innocence, Onii-sama?!!!?"
"When I said that I meant you can't have your virginity taken by Kaito because I want it all for myself. And truly, when you call me Onii-sama it makes me want you even more. I know you love me more than Dell Honne and way more than Kaito, I hear you say it all the time when you talk with Rin and everyone."
He heard that?! Riku thought, shocked. She remembered her conversation with her older Vocaloid sisters.
-:Flashback:-
"I love Johnny Young Bosh!" Miku squealed.
"I love Tuna!" Luka said, smiling.
"I love beer!" Meiko said, drunk as she clutched onto her litter of beer.
"I know what Ri-chan loves~!" Rin said, poking the clueless girl on the cheek. Riku snapped back into the conversation to hear. "Ri-chan Loves Dell Honne from the Voyakiloids~!"
"EEEEEEEH?!" Everyone gasped and Riku flushed a light red. She shook her head and flailed her arms in protest when the questions came flooding towards her.
"It's true!" Rin said, nodding her head and smiling her cat smile. "You should see how Ri-chan looks at Dell when he comes over with Haku. It's just the cutest thing in the world! And I think she hangs out with him more than she does with Len-chan!"
"EEEEEEH?! Ri-chan, you love Dell Hon-"
"I love Onii-sama more than Dell!" Riku innocently confessed, flushing a light red.
"You love Kaito!?!" Everyone said in shock, and Miku looked like she was going to murder Riku. Luka blinked and said, "Wow, you really are a Tsund-"
"NOOO NOT HIM!" Riku shook her head and shouted;
"NO! I LOVE LEN ONII-SAMA MORE!"
-:End of Flashback:-
Oh crap. Riku thought, sweat dropping. He was listening.
"So, what do ya say? Wanna go with me into bed? And not for what your used to."
"……" Riku blinked, the words not registering in her mind. Tears sprung up on the sides of her eyes and she muttered, "Huwaaaa….?"
"WRONG ANSWER!" Ven said, punching one fist in the air. "Alright~!!!! Time to get this party STARTED!"
Len and Ven nearly zoomed up the rest of the stairs, Riku kicking and flailing her arms and legs.
"HUWAAAAA~~!!!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU ONCE I GET AWAY, KAITO!"
"I don't think you will this time."
"Yeah, what Len said."
"WHAAAAT?!!!!!!!!"
-:-
"So, let me get this straight."
Dell Honne said, standing in front of all of the Vocaloids and Ven with Meiko and their master by their side. "You all get MY Ri-chan into pajama's she wouldn't be caught dead with at her age, then you let Len's hormones take over and let him take Ri-chan's virginity, and you let this boy scare the crap out of her along with that?!
"I know I brought all of my vodka with me over to Haku's house. What were going through your minds?! Do you even have any?!" Meiko asked, equally as furious. She wasn't this furious when Rin's virginity was taken, and wasn't this confused when Miku's virginity was taken away by Kaito.
All of them were sitting on the floor on their knee's, looking away from Meiko and Dell and their Master.
"It wasn't my fault!" They all said at the same time. They all pointed up to their master, and Riku just sat on the floor with her hands on the carpet. "MASTER DID IT!!!!!"
"What?!" Dell asked, him and Meiko whirling around to the sweat dropping Vocaloids Creator.
"Master told us his plan a week ago and told us not to tell!" Miku, Kaito, and Rin protested.
Riku raised her hand in the air. "Ano……And honestly, I've been having those dreams for a while. After my last tune-up at master's house two days ago."
"He promised to pay me 30 bucks if I help Len with his plan!" Ven said, smirking. "After all, I am Len's friend and I'll do anything for him to get laid."
"Yeah- I mean, NO! Master put more hormones in my system when I last visited him!" Len said, punching one fist in the air.
Master pulled the neck of his sweater and was sweating like crazy. He tried to calm Meiko and Dell down while backing away. "Now, now, let's not be hasty with the wine bottle and cigarette lighter……"
"ILL KILL'EM!" Dell Honne yelled, pouncing between Rin and Miku on Len, instead of Master. "I'LL KILL'EM DEAD!"
"DELL HONNE, ARE YOU HIGH?! GET OFF OF LEN!"
"DON'T CUT HIM!"
"DELL! DON'T BURN LEN-CHAN!"
"FIGHT! FIGHT!"
"SHUT UP, KAITO-NII!"
"FIGHT FOR YOU LIFE, LEN!"
"THIS IS YOUR FAULT TOO, VEN!"
"WHAT?! DON'T- OW!"
Riku continued to sit on the floor where she was original left, sweat dropping. She looked at the ball of fighting Vocaloids plus two humans and let out a puffed sigh.
She really didn't care that Len took her virginity anymore. She really did like Len more than Dell. And, honestly, she really wanted him to take her before this whole thign started, once she thought hard enough about it.
She sighed, putting her hands on her ankles and closing her eyes like her favorite Anime Character, Naruto. But she then smiled and waited for them to stop pulling each other's hair, having the most weirdest thought ever.
I LOVE MY DISFUNCTIONAL FAMILY!
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Done! I am done with this short, slightly aqward peice of a story! Please read and review.
Over and out.
~Serine