Okay, so I'm thinking that this is the chapter a couple of you have been waiting for. I know I've looking forward to writing it haha. I know it's been a little while since my last update, but holidays will be holidays… Anyways, hope everyone enjoyed their breaks from school or work or whatever you do. Thanks a lot for reading.

Disclaimer: *rolls eyes* Believe it or not, I do not own Dragon Ball Z, any characters, or story lines associated with it. Shocking, isn't it?

Chapter 4: Goku

*TeamNorthman walks in and takes her place at middle stage. Vegeta has taken his spot as the guard of the left side of the stage, and Piccolo has taken his spot on the right. They're both dressed appropriately for their job (fabulous tuxedos and sunglasses). The audience members are on their feet clapping and cheering.*

TeamNorthman: *Waves* "Hello ladies! It's wonderful to see you all again! I hope everyone had a nice holiday?" *Audience members nod.* "Good! Now, once again, we have a small change in our security system. As you can see, both Vegeta and Piccolo have taken their spots on stage. And because she is so nice, Android 18 has decided to help us out. She is the new entrance guard. I'm crossing my fingers and hoping that today we can have a nice episode without any psychos breaking into my studio." *Audience members laugh.* "Alright ladies, let's get down to business." *Drum roll.* "Today's guest is super strong, pure to the core, and as far as anyone can tell, a bottomless pit. Ladies, please give a warm welcome to Goku!!" *Gestures towards the left side of the stage.*

Goku: *Walks in with a huge smile spread across his face. He's waving at everyone in the crowd. The audience members are jumping and cheering for him. He walks over to center stage and stands next to TeamNorthman.* "Hey! How's it going?" *Turns around and waves.* "Hey Piccolo! Hey Vegeta!"

Piccolo: "Hello Goku."

Vegeta: *Typical glare.* "Hmph."

Goku: *Turns back to face the crowd.* "Hey audience! What's up?" *Multiple audience members say "Hi Goku!" and others are covering their mouths, trying to conceal their insane excitement. Goku turns to TeamNorthman and stuffs his hands in his pockets.* "Hey, thanks for having me. This place is awesome. I tried to ask Piccolo and Vegeta about it, but you know how they are. They just shrugged it off when I tried to talk about it. But oh well, it's all good."

TeamNorthman: *Turns around and gives Piccolo and Vegeta a look of disapproval.* "Why didn't you guys tell him anything?" *Vegeta looks away and scowls. Piccolo just crosses his arms.*

Piccolo: "I don't know, what were we supposed to tell him?"

TeamNorthman: *Sighs.* "I guess you're right. But you could have at least told him what to expect." *Looks at Vegeta. His arms are crossed and he's looking at the ground. His face is in full 'pout mode'. TeamNorthman turns her head to the side.* "What's with him?"

Piccolo: *Turns and looks at Vegeta for a few seconds.* "Oh. He's mad at you."

TeamNorthman: *Puts her hands on her hips.* "What for?!"

Piccolo: "I think he's still angry about what you did at the Christmas party."

TeamNorthman: *Rolls eyes and sighs* "Are you kidding me, Vegeta?" *Vegeta doesn't say anything. He just looks up and glares at her.*

Goku: "Wait, hold on, what'd you do?"

TeamNorthman: *Shakes head.* "I kissed him on the cheek because we were standing under mistletoe. It's not like I have a thing for him or anything. I just needed to distract him because he was getting ready to punch me in the face!"

Vegeta: *Clenches hands into fist and growls.* "Because you dared to insult me!"

TeamNorthman: *Turns towards him and glares.* "Well you called my gift and human customs stupid!"

Vegeta: "Your gift and customs are stupid!"

TeamNorthman: "My gift was stupid? You gave me one of Goku's sweaty wrist bands!"

Goku: "So that's where it went…"

Vegeta: *Crosses arms.* "Well it's not like you deserved anything decent."

TeamNorthman: *Growls and takes a step towards him.* "You wanna go, Vegeta?"

Vegeta: *Confused.* "What? Why on Earth would I want to go anywhere with you?"

TeamNorthman: "That's not what I meant!!" *Shakes head and pinches the bridge of her nose.* "Argh, never mind! Let's just get on with the interview." *Pulls out remote and pushes the button that rises the chairs.* "Go ahead and have a seat, Goku." *Both of them sit.*

Goku: "Thanks. So I guess you and Vegeta don't get along much, huh?" *Laughs.*

TeamNorthman: *Sighs.* "I guess you could say that. But I can't get rid of him because I need security." *Looks sideways at Vegeta.* "Even though he hasn't done great of job lately…" *Vegeta scowls at her.*

Goku: *Laughs.* "Don't worry, all you gotta do is get used to him. Vegeta's actually pretty cool." *Leans forward and stage whispers in TeamNorthman's ear.* "Personally, I think the tough-guy exterior is just an act if you ask me."

Vegeta: *Growls.* "Don't make me come over there Kakarott!"

TeamNorthman: "Shush Vegeta. We have an interview to start."

Vegeta: "I'm going to kill you…"

Piccolo: "Could you two stop fighting for five minutes? If it was a bet, I'd put money on 'no'."

Goku: *Raises hand.* "I'll take that bet!!"

TeamNorthman: "No betting!!" *With a pout face, she takes out note cards and looks through them quickly. She chooses one, and then sits up, trying to look professional.* "So Goku, you're quite the warrior. I think we all stopped counting the number times you've saved the Earth a while ago. Do you have a secret?"

Vegeta: *Rolls eyes.* "Ugh, it's because he's a Saiyan you idiot."

TeamNorthman: *Clenches hands into fist and then turns and yells harshly.* "You're a Saiyan and he's kicked your ass multiple times!"

Vegeta: *Leans forward, glaring.* "Oh that's it…"

Goku: *Holds hands up.* "Whoa, whoa guys. Calm down. Yeesh…"

Piccolo: "You think this is bad? I have to work with them."

TeamNorthman: *Stomps foot.* "NEW RULE starting NOW! No one is allowed to talk other than me and the guest. Understand?!" *Shakes head and grinds teeth together.* "Okay, where were we…" *Looks at note card.* "Oh yeah. So Goku, tell us how you've become so strong."

Goku: *Looks up and strokes his chin.* "Hmmm…well training certainly has been a great help. Especially when you've trained in all the places I have!" *Starts counting on fingers.* "King Kai's planet, Hyperbolic Time Chamber, The Other World, The Sacred World of the Kai's…Oh, and there's also the planet I visited after I defeated Frieza. They helped me out a bunch. Instant Transmission is amazing!"

TeamNorthman: "It sounds like you've been on quite a few journeys. Don't you ever get tired of fighting, though? Wouldn't it get…I don't know…predictable? I mean as far as we know, you're the strongest man in the universe." *In the back, Vegeta has turned his hand into a puppet and is mocking TeamNorthman.*

Goku: "Oh no way! I love fighting. And hey you never know. Someone could be stronger than me. I would love to fight them one day…" *Trails off and goes deep into thought.*

TeamNorthman: "It seems like the ones who are more powerful than you are always evil. I bet that's annoying."

Goku: *Puts hands on his hips.* "Oh you don't know. I really don't see why so many people have a problem with the Earth. I'm really tired of bad guys trying to blow it up. What have we ever done to anybody?"

TeamNorthman: "That's what I'm always thinking…" *Puts elbow on her knee and rests her chin in her hand.* "But somehow, you always end up on top, don't you?"

Piccolo: *Turns to the side and covers hand with mouth.* "That's what she said…"

Goku: *Looks all cheerful.* "Yep! Me and my friends can do anything." *Throws a couple of air punches.* "Those crazy bad guys don't know who they're messing with, right Vegeta?" *Vegeta doesn't say anything. He just glares forward.*

TeamNorthman: "Oh, I've been looking forward to asking you this question." *Looks at audience.* "And I'm sure our ladies here are wondering the same thing I am. How in the world do you eat so much? I mean seriously, one of your meals could feed a large village for a week."

Goku: *Laughs.* "Oh I don't know, I've always been like that. I think it's a Saiyan thing because Vegeta is the same as I am when it comes to eating."

Vegeta: *Scowls.* "Don't compare yourself to me, Kakarott."

TeamNorthman: "I said no talking, Vegeta!! So Goku. I was wondering if maybe you could give us a small demonstration of your power. I mean talking to the strongest man in the universe is kind of rare so…"

Audience Member 1: "Yeah! Show us your power, Goku!"

Audience Member 2: "Do the Kamehameha Wave!"

Audience Member 3: "Oh please, please, please??"

TeamNorthman: "Now ladies, what have I said about-"

Vegeta: *Mocking voice.* "Violence in the studio. Seriously woman, do you always say the same things?"

TeamNorthman: *Mocking, deep voice.* "I'm the Prince of Saiyans. Do you always say the same things?!"

Vegeta: "At least the things I say are actually important!"

TeamNorthman: "News Flash Vegeta! No one cares if you're the Prince of Saiyans! You have zero authority here!!"

Vegeta: *Death glare.* "I'll show you just how much authority I have!!" *Begins walking towards TeamNorthman.* "I've been waiting for this moment…"

TeamNorthman: *Stands in a fighting position.* "Bring it on, you short bastard!"

Goku: *Runs in between the two and puts his hands up to stop them.* "HOLD ON A SEC! Can't you guys just get along?!"

Piccolo: *Walks up with his arms crossed and an annoyed expression.* "Seriously guys, this show can't revolve around you two arguing over every little thing. When we have someone come in for an interview, we actually have to give them one…though we have gotten a few answers out of Goku, which is almost 100% better than our other episodes."

Goku: "And besides!" *Turns towards the audience with a smile on his face.* "We don't want our viewers to get bored, do we?"

Audience Member 1: "Um…actually…the arguing is pretty funny. I mean, yeah we like the interviews but…we're violent DBZ fan girls. The only reason we get up in the morning is fighting." *The rest of the audience nods in agreement.*

TeamNorthman: *Sighs and shakes head.* "Well I guess I'm not surprised. Ever since I let Vegeta beat up that imposter in the parking lot, these girls are blood-thirsty." *Vegeta grins.* "Oh yeah, by the way. Did you guys ever find out who the imposter was?"

Vegeta: *Crosses his arms.* "It was Nappa, believe it or not. He's still angry about me blowing him to bits." *Evil laughter.*

TeamNorthman: *Looks slightly surprised.* "Huh. No kidding…anyways! So Goku, you gonna give us a demonstration or not?" *Audience cheers.*

Goku: *Gives a thumbs up.* "Sure!!" *Walks to the center of the stage.*

TeamNorthman: "Wait a sec!" *Pulls out remote and presses a button on it. The studio's "Ki-Resistant Shield drops down in front of the audience.* "There we go…um Goku? Could you make sure this demonstration isn't something…big? I mean, this is my only studio…"

Goku: "Oh don't worry, I won't do anything crazy." *Suddenly looks serious with his fist held out. A few seconds pass, and then in a sudden burst of bright light, Goku lets out a yell, and then transforms into a Super Saiyan.* "Ahh, there we go." *The fan girls are going crazy.*

TeamNorthman: *Looks totally amazed.* "Awesome Goku!! I've always wondered what it would be like to see this in person!!"

Goku: *Looks quite satisfied with himself.* "Thanks! Now, time for my second demonstration." *Fan girls cheer and clap.*

TeamNorthman: *Looks surprised and worried.* "U-umm…second?"

Goku: *Puts his hands together and pulls them back behind him.* "Kaaaaa-meeee…."

TeamNorthman: *Gasps really loud and starts freaking out.* "G-Goku!! What are you thinking?! You can't do that in here!!"

Goku: *Doesn't hear her over the cheering fan girls.* "Haaaaa-meeeee…"

TeamNorthman: *Panicking and waving arms around.* "Goku stop!! You're gonna kill someone!!!"

Goku: *Deep breath......pause for effect.* "HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

TeamNorthman: "NOOOO!!!!!"

*Goku shoves his hands forward and a huge blast of blue Ki shoots out, causing the ground to shake. The beam fires straight through the roof of the studio, causing some serious-ass damage. After Goku finishes the attack, he drops his hands and he's breathing hard. Broken lights are hanging from the ceiling. Only a couple of them remain lit, and a couple flicker. Sparks are shooting from wires in the ceiling, and everything is covered in dark smoke. The walls are cracked, things are tossed over or destroyed, and there is now a massive hole in what used to be the roof of the studio. TeamNorthman is shaking in utter shock along with Piccolo. Vegeta is just standing off to the side with his arms crossed.*

Goku: *Stands up straight.* "U-uhh…" *Looks around at the damage.* "Yikes. Sorry about that, I thought I was only using a little energy." *Flinches as one of the ceiling lights crashes to the floor.* "B-but…I bet…I can fix it…? *He scratches his head and laughs nervously.*

Piccolo: *Gawking at the damage.* "…Oh snap…"

Vegeta: "I'd start running if I were you Kakarott…"

Goku: *Powers down and turns back to normal.* "Huh? Why?"

TeamNorthman: *Her hand is over her mouth and she's shaking. All she can do is stare at her studio that is now in ruins. She drops her hand and then clenches it into a fist.* "M-m-my s-studio…my p-precious, precious studio…"

Goku: *Walks over to her slowly.* "U-um…hey, it's okay. Uh, we can just get Bulma to fix it…right Vegeta?" *Vegeta just shrugs.*

TeamNorthman: *Slowly turns to face Goku. Her left eye is twitching, and she looks crazy.* "Goku…" *Begins taking slow steps towards him.* "Do you know…what I'm going to do to you?"

Goku: "Umm…" *Nervously backs away from her.* "N-No…"

TeamNorthman: *Breathing in and out of her nose. Her hands go from fist to claws. She takes a deep breath, and…* "YOU STUPID, IDIOTIC MONKEY!! I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU DID THIS!! MY STUDIO!!" *Still walking towards Goku.*

Goku: "W-Wait! We can work this out, can't we?"

TeamNorthman: "ARE YOU F*bleep*ING KIDDING ME?! NO WE CAN NOT TALK THIS OUT!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!! YOU'RE GOING TO WISH YOU WERE NEVER SENT HERE ON THAT F*bleep*ING SPACE POD!!!"

Goku: "I'm sorry, okay?! I really didn't expect for…well…" *Gestures towards the hole in the ceiling.* "That to happen!"

TeamNorthman: "WHAT THE F*bleep* DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN?! DID YOU THINK THAT RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS WERE GOING TO SHOOT FROM YOUR FINGERTIPS?!"

Goku: "W-Well…n-not exactly!"

TeamNorthman: *Stops moving towards him and glares.* "WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT EXACTLY?!"

Goku: "W-Well…I thought that…the studio would hold up better! I mean, I didn't think the damage would be that bad!"

TeamNorthman: *Lowers voice.* "Wait. You're saying that you knew the whole time that you would do damage?"

Goku: "Um, yes…"

TeamNorthman: "And…you thought my studio would hold up better…and now you're calling it weak?"

Goku: "I-um-uh…I guess so…?"

TeamNorthman: *Very long pause…………SNAP* "AAAAAHHHHHGGGGG!!!" *Lunges at him. Goku takes off with a scream, and TeamNorthman chases him backstage.* "I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU!!!!!!!"

*Goku's cries and TeamNorthman's roars are heard throughout the studio as they disappear back stage.*

Piccolo: "So…um…" *Walks to center stage.* "Join us next time, I guess…It'll be…fun or whatever." *Walks off.*

Vegeta: *Glances at the audience, then looks around at the damage one last time.* "Serves her right." *Walks after Piccolo.*

*The audience members are left in their seats, shocked and speechless. No one says anything or stands up. A few minutes pass by as they all look around at the ruined studio.*

Audience Member: *Stands up and pumps her fist into the air.* "THAT WAS AWESOME!!!" *The rest of the audience cheers.*

Okay, so how was that? Hope I did good. Just in case some are wondering: I don't have problem with Vegeta. I know I'm always picking on him, but he sure is funny when he's mad. The truth is Vegeta's my favorite haha.

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