I can't remember much of last night, right after I left Silver.
Drinking loads of Moomoo Milk is all I can remember.
I feel like I have cancer.
Or like I have to carry a load of Golems.
By hand.
Oh right, I was gambling.
I stand up.
Wobbling.
My vision blurs for a second.
Jingling sounds...
Am I hallucinating now?
I check my pockets and out comes loads of coins.
A freaking waterfall of coins.
I must've hit a jackpot or something.
Look to the left, look to the right.
Silver's not here.
Weird.
Oh dear Lugia, something tells me last night's giving me their bill.
I run to the bathroom.
Huurrrghhh
BLLAARRGH
Argh, it smells like Grimer in here now...
Silver
Why am I doing this, why am I doing this.
Why?
I found Gold on the restroom floor.
Passed out with vomit on himself and the toilet.
I didn't think there'd be anything more gross than Muk.
Apparently I'm looking at it now.
Okay, deep breath in.
Deep breath out.
Go in the bathroom.
Wash out the bathroom.
Remove Gold's smelly shirt.
Toss aside, remove his t-shirt.
I feel blood rushing through my head when I see his bare chest.
Okay.
Pants.
I try doing that while staring at the ceiling.
Man it up Silver, you can do this.
Have guts of Steelix.
This is not perverted in any way.
I drag Gold to the shower.
I undress.
Place my clothes out the door so it won't be mixed with his dirty ones.
I call out Feraligatr.
"Wash these clothes please." I ordered.
He stares at me with mild surprise.
I don't blame him, I never do stuff like this.
But it's different.
This time.
I grab a sponge and start scrubbing Gold's body.
Washing off that gross Grimer smell and his barf.
He mumbles.
I freeze up.
Alright, this is ridiculous.
What could I do if he woke up anyway, plead insanity?
I continue washing him off until he was squeaky clean.
Dry him off.
Drag him to bed.
Reach for his clothes..
his clothes...
They're not dry.
Damn.
I russle through his bag.
Freakin' Flaafy, he doesn't have a change of clothes!
I glance at Gold on the bed.
He looks much more comfortable than he did when I found him.
I have no choice but to lend him my shirt.
I don't want him to catch a cold.
Definitely cannot give him my pants.
I pull my shirt over his head with ease.
It's a little larger on him. Not that I care.
I pull the covers over him and then reach for my own spare clothes.
Pants first, then...
I realize I can't reach my spare shirt.
I'm so tired.
After all, I found him right after I...
Gold
I sit up with a start.
I inhale deeply and smell soap.
No Grimer smell.
I look down at myself.
I'm in bed.
Wearing Silver's shirt.
Hold up, backtrack.
Silver's shirt??
What the hell did I miss when I was out?
I'm PANTSLESS for Lugia's sake!
Excluding my boxers that is, but that's besides the point.
I see my own clothes drying up on my left.
Out of curiousity I peer over to my right.
Nothing.
Wonder where Silver is.
I step down from the bed and almost step on something warm and soft.
Silver.
Shirtless and asleep.
Inches away from his spare clothes.
Okay, what the flying Furret?
What I did last chapter was basically this in a nutshell:
Gold used Growl!
Silver's attack fell!
Silver used Flail!
It's not very effective...
Gold used Leer!
Silver's defense fell!
Ok yes i'm lame.
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