Gold:
Red... Oh RED.
Why are you doing this to us?
Why are you holding that?
Why can't we move?
I can't see, I only hear the others breathing.
And your voice.
I hear your chuckling.
Where are we? Why are you in team rocket?
I hear a grunt and the sound of a punch, like how a piece of fresh meat hits the table.
Green! Maybe he might explain why we're here.
Oh- i hear muffled yells now.
And then a pleasurable sigh.
My hair's standing on end, I'm confused. Scared.
I hear Silver. The same thing happens.
Then Pearl... Diamond... Ruby (his sigh was extremely loud)... Wally, even.
Their sounds fade away like they were being led away.
Then I feel someone grab me by the collar.
The person unravels the darkness and the light is penatrating.
I feel a painful THUMP on my back, and I let out a yell.
I fall onto something soft.
I turn around, and I focus my eyes.
And you, looming over me, holding up a strange, long item that resembles like.
My eyes grow wide.
And then before I knew it, you...
around 4 hours later..
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Gold: Man that was refreshing! Thanks Red.
Red: No problem! I hope I didn't alarm you. It was supposed to be a surprise.
Pearl: MAN it was CREEPY like HELLLLL! I thought we were being kidnapped or something!
Ruby: *skipping*
Red: I'm sorry, next time I'll be more gentle.
Silver: It did feel good, so I'll forgive you.
Green: You're an asshole.
Red: Give credit to Yellow and Blue, they're the ones who found out we could stretch use LargeMushrooms as an aromatherapy massage. Doesn't it loosen your tension?
Gold: I'll say. I didn't realize we were the first ones getting a luxurious massage.
Ruby: *dancing*
Green: You went overboard on the 'surprise' part Red. You didn't have to momentarily paralyze us with your attack.
Red: If I didn't you guys would run away.
Diamond: he does have a point.
Green: *grunt*
Silver: *grunt*
Ruby: You think you can do the same for my pokemon? :D
A/N: APRIL FOOLS BD
/shot
ok i'll get to work to the actual thing ok. ok.
lame ending was lame.