Sorry for being away for so long, my mom banned me from and school has been hell.

Warnings: Eh, not much really, language, stuff like that.

Funny thing: I was messaging TrueDepair back and forth, but…I passed the 100 daily message limit and haven't been able to talk to her.

I don't own this tyvm

"What do I do? What do I do? What the HELL do I do?" Kurogane was running around the house they had all rented trying to find something that would stop the blood.

"Ahh! It's going everywhere! It's in my mouth!" Kurogane, the strongest ninja in all of Japan, was scared about a nosebleed. He had never gotten one when he wasn't in Japan. In Japan, Tomoyo-hime would have just cast a few spells to make it stop bleeding, but since there was the obvious lack of the priestess-princess, Kurogane had no idea what to do. The Mage was out with the pork bun, going off to the bakery place to get food. The kids were off exploring the land, so he was by himself.

He looked in the kitchen, nothing except some towels that could be used to stem the blood flow a tiny bit, but then they would stop working.

He looked in the living room. Nothing but every ones original clothing that they had left on the couch, Kuroganes copy of Mangayan and Sohi. Kurogane had insisted the pork bun give him and the kid their swords.

Nothing in the large bedroom that Kurogane would be most likely sharing with the mage, not that really minded it. Except when the Mage rolled and hit Kurogane or ended in Kuroganes arms. That was embarrassing.

Kurogane checked the bathroom last, not sure what he would find there. He saw a blue box with white cottony things decorating the side. Kurogane picked up the box, he could only read a couple of the words, as they were close, but different from his country's writing style.

"Blood...pad...absorption...Aha! I can use this to stop the blood." He took one of the things out of the package, it was wrapped in this weird plasticy stuff. Kurogane quickly peeled it off to reveal a long cottony pad-like thing with a string at the bottom.

"So...I put this...up here. Oh here goes. Oof!" He grunted as he stick the thing up his nose. "There! No blood flow!" Kurogane happily sat down and started up reading his Managyan.

Fai walked in the door, very happy with himself. He had found the children on his way from the bakery and talked to them for awhile. He let Mokona go with the children, as they needed her to sense feathers.

"Kuro-tan~! I'm home~! Did you miss me?" Fai asked, walking Into the living room, he got a good look at Kurogane, who was trying to hide himself in his manga. Fai sauntered over to Kurogane and yanked the book away, placing it on the table. He got a close look at Kurogane. Yep, Fai thought glumly, he's doing what I think he's doing. Better stop him before the kids get home. If they come home, I can't torment poor Kuro-puu!

"Kuro-rin, can you come with me?"

If you haven't guessed it yet, Kurogane shoved a tampon up his nose. My brother did it once, said it was very effective. I imagine it would be...

Yes, that's where it ends...I don't care if it ends badly...bite me if you don' like it