I AM supposed to be doing my homework, but for all I care homework can go watch a fork dance with a spoon T____T

Warning: Language and mentions of KuroFai Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN THS

This is set Post-Tsubasa. So that means no Sakura.

Syaoran had had enough of Kurogane and Fai's late night romps. Why did they always have to be so bloody loud? It drove Syaoran batty. It made him realize what he was missing. Sometimes the noises he heard turned him on and required him to...do...certain things, but that was not often.

Syaoran was going to Kurogane and Fai to see if they could figure something out.

"Kurogane-San, Fai-san. I have a...problem...with your, we shall say, 'late-night romps'. They drive me insane, and no, not like that, wipe that smirk off your face Fai-San."

"Hey! Don't talk to him like that!" Kurogane shouted at Syaoran, "And why should we care what you think about our sex life? As I recall, the last time we were in Clow country, you stayed a whole DAY with Princess Sakura! In her room!" Fai blushed at the mentioning of his sex life and Syaoran blushed because well, Kurogane was right, he had spent a whole day with Princess Sakura in her room,

"Kuro-sama, that's not something poor Syao-kun needs to know...or that I want him to know about." Fai stated to his ninja, who just scoffed,

"Oh, Fai-San. I know plenty about your...love life. I can HEAR it. The role-playing, the bondage, the moaning, the groaning. You two are so DAMN LOUD!" Syaoran turned to face Kurogane and stared him intently in the eye, "Kurogane-San, when WAS the last time we were in Clow? How Many MONTHS ago was it? Three? Four?"

Kurogane shrugged his shoulders, while Fai looked aghast at what Syaoran knew,

"You...you know...about the role-playing? How? And moaning...I guess I do moan a little," Fai told quietly,

"You mean a LOT? Biggest moaner ever." Kurogane retorted at Fai. Syaoran clenched his fist. This was not going well, not at all.

"OK! ENOUGH about the moaning. Just one thing I would like to say. I am very serious about this too! Either you two," Syaoran said, pointing at Kurogane and Fai, "Include me in your romps or quiet the fuck down!" When he finished, they were both staring at him, shocked.

"Syao-kun, you want us...to...include you?" Fai managed to squeak out, looking incredulously at Syaoran

"Eh, he wouldn't be able to handle it." Kurogane scoffed, Fai laughed,

"True, Kuro-sama is quite rough," Fai laughed again. Oh my goddess, there is no getting through to these two. Why did I even bother? Syaoran thought before making a sound of disgust and stomping out the door,