The PAPAYA TANGELO Show
Starring Lyn and Liz and Waldo the Compassmaker

Liz: Within the first three seconds of us posting last chapter, we got a hit. So we would like to thank whoever read it and his or her family, and his or her goldfish, and his or her Uncle Louie. And Internet service.

Lyn: And now we are going to move on to a character called… (glances and hand) And a Beth. And a Beth? What and a Beth? Amy and Beth? And a Bath? Ineta Beth. No. And a Beth.

Liz: I think you mean Annabeth.

Lyn: That's what I said. And a Beth. But what And a Beth?

Liz: Annabeth, get your butt out here.

(Annabeth comes onstage and does a cartwheel.)

Lyn: Beth… keth… neth… obsessed. And a bazooka gun. No. WALDO WHERE ARE YOU?!

(Waldo comes out of nowhere and pops exactly into Nowhereville.)

Waldo: Where am I? (glances at sign that reads: NOWHEREVILLE.) Ah. I know where I am.

(Pops away.)

Waldo: NOW WHERE AM I?! COMPASS! Oh crackers and cheese.

(Pops away again.)

Liz: Annabeth, were you aware that your name is not a word?

Annabeth: It is a word… because… that's my name…

Liz: Well, not really, the computer has a red squiggly line under your name, so I guess… it doesn't like you.

Lyn: (Still muttering to herself in the background.) Can of Beth? No… Sat on Beth? Mac 'n' cheese?

Annabeth: But it's my name.

Liz: But the computer says it's not a name. Who are you?

Annabeth: I'm Annabeth! I told you that!

Lyn: Sock monkey? What else is like Beth? Keth, Meth… Seth? No, that was last season. Five dollar bill? JOHNNY DEPP! Yes, I knew I'd think of it. So, where did Johnny Depp go?

Liz: Well, thank you for coming back into reality, Lyn, but Johnny Depp isn't here. It's Annabeth.

Lyn: And a Beth? No, that doesn't make any sense. (goes back deep into her messed-up thought process.)

Liz: So, anyway—

Frederick Chase: ANNABETH! WHERE'S MY HOLE PUNCH!!!???

Annabeth: I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOUR HOLE PUNCH IS, DAD!!!

(Both of the hostesses turn in the direction of Mr. Frederick Chase.)

Liz and Lyn: MR. F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What are you doing back here, you old furball!?!?!?

Mr. F: Um… Oh, no, not here again…

Lyn: Mr. F.! I thought you were from the 1600's!

Mr. F.: You guys never sent me back to my own time, so I decided I'd settle down and have a kid. With a goddess. She's my wife now, can you believe it? My wife. Who's a goddess. Athena. She's a goddess. Did I mention she's a goddess? A smart goddess. She's my wife.

Liz: Mr. F, were you aware that she is with, like, a bazillion other dudes?

Mr. F: Yes, I am aware of that. We talked it over, we went to a therapist, it's all good now.

Lyn: And you named her And a Beth?

Mr. F.: No, her name is Annabeth.

Lyn: That's what I said, And a Beth. Can of beth… Can you can a beth? Hmm… canned peaches… sounds really good right now… EMERIL!

Emeril: (Pops in) YES?

Lyn: Get me some canned peaches. And papaya. And tangelos. And armadillos. Get me an armadillo.

Emeril: (Puts on his armadillo hunting gear.) Right-o!

Lyn: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WEARING THAT?

Emeril: I'm catching an armadillo.

Lyn: NO! You have to dress up like a male armadillo.

Emeril: Why a male armadillo?

Lyn: I WANT A FEMALE ARMIDALLO. Cuz I'm gonna name her Genevieve. So I guess she's going to be an armadilla. You know what sounds like armadilla? Crocodile. No, Chinchilla. Chinchillas are like so cute and fluffy. They're like rabbits and kangaroos put together. Then shouldn't they be rabaroos? Get me an armadilla and a rabaroo.

Liz: AAAANYYYYWAAAY, we have to really get on with the show.

Lyn: What show? OHHH right. The and a Beth show. That still doesn't make any sense. And a what? And a Beth but what and a Beth?

Liz: Annabeth, why did you run away from poor Mr. F here? He has a very delicate temperament. I have no idea what that's supposed to mean.

Annabeth: Because he's blaming me for breaking his hole punch!!! I don't even know where it is!!!!!

Lyn: And a beth! AND A BETH! OHHHH! HOLE PUNCH AND A BETH! YES, THAT HOLE PUNCH THAT I STOLE FROM MR. F AND GAVE TO THE FLYING MONKEY IN MY BASEMENT TO DO MY HOMEWORK! THEN HE BROKE IT!

Mr. F: WHAT?!

Lyn: Yeah… and a Beth. It still doesn't sound right at all. WALDO, YOU NEED TO HELP ME UNDERSTAND THIS!!!!!

(Waldo pops up)

Waldo: SHARON, I'M SO CONFUSED! Oh wait I'm back! (Pops away)

Lyn: And a Beth you're boring. Ask some questions that make her face turn orange with lavender spots.

Liz: WHAT COLOR IS MY UNDERWEAR!?

Annabeth: What?

Lyn: INVALID. INVALID. INVALID. INVALID. INVALID.

Mr. F.: WHERE DID I GO WRONG?!?

Liz: Dude, last season you were wearing a French maid outfit. That might have been where it started.

Mr. F.: BUT YOU MADE ME!

Lyn: We did not make you. We just wrote you.

Liz: Annabeth, in the Percy Jackson movie why do you have brown hair?

Annabeth: Um… technically, it's not me. It's an actress. Because I'm a fictional character.

Lyn: Haaa you called yourself fictional.

Annabeth: I wouldn't be talking, Ficshy.

Liz: Woooh you do have some fight to ya.

Annabeth: I'm not all just show.

Lyn: Actually. You are all just show. You're like a trophy. You sit there forever then you get rusty and gross and then people throw you out.

Annabeth: YOU WANNA GO?!

Lyn: Let's take this outside!

Annabeth: We are outside!

Lyn: No we're not! (Goes to the door.) You first, you trophy. Age before beauty.

Annabeth: Fine. I will. (She steps outside and immediately falls to a very painful fall.)

Liz: OH YEAH, DID WE MENTION WE'RE ON MOUNT OLYMPUS?!

(Annabeth continues falling to her demise. Ohh I like that word. Demise.)

Lyn: Let's hope she didn't break EVERY bone in her body. I mean… her nose could be okay. I mean, that thing was WAY too long…

THE END
cliff hanger!!!

Liz: Buh by. Bye now. Byyyyye!