The PAPAYA TANGELO Show
Starring Lyn and Liz and Waldo the Compassmaker

Lyn: Johnny Depp has a sexy ponytail…

Liz: IKR?! SO, HOW WAS THE NEW MOVIE?!

Lyn: You know what?! I found it very disappointing.

Liz: Why??

Lyn: Well, you know… because and a Beth didn't have her awesome hat. And Clarice wasn't in it. And Mr. D. wasn't in it.

Liz: THEY LEFT OUT ALL THE BEST CHARRIES!!!!

Lyn: I know, right?! Insanity!!! Besides that, it was relatively decent.

Liz: Is it worth seeing, Lyn?

Lyn: Well, if you're one of those people who like that kind of stuff, yeah. And I'm one of those people who like that kind of stuff!

Liz and Lyn: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY! SO MANY YAYS SO LITTLE TIME!

Lyn: And speaking of goats, please welcome our new bestest buddy ever, GROVER UNDERWOOD!!!

(Grover comes out onstage eating a Pepsi can.)

Liz: HELLO MR. SATYR PERSON GOAT THING!!!

Grover: BaaaaaaaAaaaaAaaaAh. Hi my new bestest buddies!

Lyn: Yeah he's our new bestest buddy not by force!!!

Liz: He came here of his own free will! And that there were many Pepsi cans and that's why we're so sugar high today!!!

Grover: LUKE I AM YOUR FAAAAAAAAATHAAAAAAA!

Lyn: COPYRIGHT!!!

Liz: Yes WE OWN NOTHING SO DON'T SUE US!!!

Lyn: Well I own me, and no other man owns me, so all you sicko people get that sicko minds off that sicko head, sicko.

Liz: Hey, Grover, did you know you look just like a kid in our school except the kid in our school is like 13 and you're like 18?! And he doesn't have a moustache?

Lyn: Well, he doesn't look like you in the book, but he does in the movie, so that's what you look like.

Grover: Um…. Sure. Why not. Hey, are you going to eat those?

Lyn and Liz: ???

Grover: The Christmas decorations.

Lyn and Liz: WHAAAAAAA? We kinda… reuse them… HEY PUT THAT DOWN!

(Grover is about to eat a wreath.)

Grover: But why? It's so tasty… AAAH MEDUSA HEAD! Why is she wearing a Santa hat?

Lyn: WE thought it would look cool…

Liz: And apparently it does cause is scared the enchiladas out of you!

Lyn: EMERIL I want churros!

Liz: You always want churros.

Lyn: Well I know how to make churros now so Emeril will be proud of me.

Liz: So why don't you make your own?

Lyn: Because Emeril makes them better. And it takes him more than 25 minutes to make his.

Emeril: Churros at your command! (poof away)

Liz: Anyway…

Emeril: (pops back) Hey can I have my vacation time now?

Lyn: What? Oh, no. Bye.

(Emeril pops away again.)

Liz: GROVER THAT'S OUR CHRISTMAS TREE!!!

Lyn: Waldo, come over here and pry this Christmas tree away from Grover.

Waldo: AWWWWWAAAAAYYYYYY!

Liz: So anyway, we should start the questions. Questions galore.

Lyn: Grover, have you ever considered shaving your legs? I mean, you're walking around with the Purse-Man, and you can't wear shorts ever.

Liz: Very unmanly. I mean, my leg hair is more manly than yours, even though I don't really have leg hair because I shave it, 'cuz I'm a girl, which makes it even more manly, so… yeah.

Grover: Have YOU ever considered shaving your armpits?

Liz and Lyn: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR… Wait a minute… are you talking about me or Liz/Lyn?

Grover: …Um… suuure? Why not?

Lyn: Liz, I told you I need to shave those things, I mean deodorant doesn't cover everything.

Liz: Well no one else in the class seems to notice.

Lyn: They don't notice, or they don't say anything--- oooh. You're turning us against each other. You're good. Maybe a little too good.

Liz: no, there's no such thing as too good. We're just that good. Maybe too good.

Lyn: Liz, I believe we should keep him.

Liz: Yes, yes, I think we shall Lyn.

Lyn: Hmm, let me see… (looks in spiral records) Yep, there's enough room, so might as well stay. Ooh. Let's play a game.

Grover: What game?

Lyn: Truth or… smell my sock.

Liz: GROVER! Truth! Are you jealous of Annabeth because she has Purse-Man—

Grover: WHO'S PURSE MAN?!

Lyn: Percy Jackson. Purse man. Are you?

Grover: Why would I be jealous?!

Liz: Because you're his guardian! How do you protect him anyway, all you have are those itty-bitty li'l horns…

Lyn: I mean, they're not even as big as the devil horns from my costume. (Takes out horns from the costume from a few years back.) I mean, who COULDN'T take down a Minotaur with these bad boys?

Grover: Uh… you couldn't.

(Waldo mysteriously comes crashing down in a secondhand Minotaur costume. He starts charging at Lyn. Lyn charges at him.)

Lyn: RAAAAAAAAAH YOU SHOULD BE VERY SCARED BECAUSE I HAVE SUPER-AWESOME HORNS!!!

Waldo: NO! NO PLEASE NOT THE HORNS! SPARE ME OH AWESOME ONE! (Poofs away.)

Lyn: There, you see? That's how awesome I am. What now.

Liz: Grover, what's wrong?

Grover: Wha- wha- what's wrong?

Liz: You're tearing up! Here, would you like a hanky?

Grover: Wh- what are you talking about?

Lyn: You're eyes are watering, CUZ I BEAT YOU! HA!

Liz: Haha yes you goat freak!

Grover: You know, that hurt. You went too far on that one, 'cause that hurt.

Lyn: Way to go, Liz, you just broke our goat freak's heart!

Liz: I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.

Grover: It's okay.

Lyn: But anyway, you can't withstand the power of LynZilla!!!

Grover: LynZilla?

Lyn: You know, like Godzilla, except with Lyn in front of it. Gosh.

Liz: We've got to close this up.

Grover: Awwww why?

Liz: Because if we don't we won't be able to move on to our next character.

Lyn: Who's our next character?

Liz: Hermes and Ares. Two of the best gods in the series.

Lyn: I have to make a comment I hate Ares he's a big pile of poo poo head. And I liked Hestia. Why can't we make it an "h" day and bring Hermes and Hestia in?

Liz: Because we've already planned it out and Hermes lost the bet so he had to come on with Ares.

Grover: Awwwwww.

Lyn: Grover, you're coming back with us 'cause you're so cool.

Grover: YAAAY!

Liz: Alright guys, we'll see you next time. BYE ENJOY YOUR PAPAYA TANGELO!!!

Liz's note: DON'T WORRY I SHAVE MY ARMPITS I'M A GOOD PERSON!!!!