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HPOV

I was dreaming of nothing in particular. Sometimes random images of strippers popped up in my head but that was about it. Of course, CUDDY had to come in and ruin all of my fun. I was sleeping in one of the clinic rooms as I always was to piss of Cuddy. I heard her well enough when she entered the room and called me, but I just ignored her. When she slammed the door, the noise made me sit up by instinct and I blinked my eyes sleepily twice. I wiped some drool from the corner of my mouth and grabbed my cane.

"Aw. mom, couldn't you let me sleep a while longer?" I whined, I loved it when Cuddy got mad.

"House, you have an important case and it would benefit you a lot if you took it because the patient's adoptive father is a major contributor to this hospital."

As I limped out the door I called over my shoulder "You know, sometimes I feel like a whore 'cause I'm getting paid to screw someone over." I could hear her quick footsteps behind me but I reached the elevator before she could reach me. I walked to my team. Cameron still looked as hot as always, Chase was like a little puppy, the type that always followed you around and Foreman was well... black.(A/N I don't mean to be racist but that sounded like something that House would say. Sorry if it offended anyone.) As I reached them, Foreman started to present the patient.

"18 year old female, extremely elevated heart rate, almost 4 beats per second and she's been lying in bed all day, body temperature is 115.5 degrees, her body temperature drops 36 degrees every hour or so. Her symptoms include: vomiting, mood swings, and the latest one, fainting spells." He stopped there and started to give his opinion on which sickness might be plaguing her. They started to agree on tumors but in different parts of her body and which symptoms they explained.

"Cameron and Foreman, MRI her body and get a CT scan of her brain." I said as I walked into Wilson's office. "Meanwhile Chasey is going to get a blood sample to see if it's screwing with her blood."

"Good morning honey." I said mockingly to Wilson. "Did you have a good night's sleep?" He snorted and muttered "very funny House."

"Aw, don't be mean I onwy want to be youw fwiend."

"Cut the crap House, what's up?" He said looking up from one of his patient's files.

"Why would anything be up? Why can't I just visit one of my fwiends?"

"Your only friend I might add. What do you need? An illegal test to be done, hookers, strippers, hangovers, what?"

"You're no fun, I'm leaving." I heard him sigh, but I knew he wouldn't stop me. I had now annoyed Cuddy AND Wilson, my day was almost perfect. The only thing missing was to annoy my patient and my team and the patient's family. When I reached my office I grabbed my excersice ball and started to bounce it around until one of my team came back.

After a few minutes Cameron came back, a lot sooner than expected to get an MRI and a CT scan I might add. What was wrong now?

"The patient and her family only want to see you, not even your team." I could tell that she was annoyed which pissed me off because I had wanted to annoy her.

"Who do they think they are?" I said sarcasticly while I imitated Cameron's voice. I hated these stubborn, stupid patients, they were of course the ones with the interesting cases, I mean, 4 heartbeats per second and 115.5 degrees in body temperature? Wow. Even I couldn't turn that down.

Okay there's the third chapter! Sorry it's a bit short but I couldn't get really inspired with House at the beginning. Of course I can get inspired quicker (hint hint) if someone left me some reviews. I mean it this time guys! I need at least 10 more reviews (not counting the ones I have now) by different people or I won't update! REALLY! So click the green button!!!!! I don't care if it's anonymous!