This fic brought doom upon you! I just published my fanfic! If you want concrete examples of all the Sues from Chapter Two, would you be so kind to give it a try?

"New information!" Kyoya turned to the paling and shivering hosts.

Clone Sue

General: She never looks anything similar to Haruhi. Depending on the target, she can be a short, cake-loving girl, a subspecies of Samurai Sue, a rich and calculating heiress (Rich Bitch Sue subspecies), even a devilish pair of twins, or a wonderful half-French beauty.

Development: Ahem. Need to say more?

Romances: The ones similar to her.

Past: Angst is needed.

Likely to show up? Horribly often.

Kyoya's advice: Too transparent. Too transparent!!!

"If our clones appear…" Tamaki clutched Kuma-chan.

"Do not get attracted to them" concluded Kyoya.

"But…"

"That's what we would normally do. But maybe Mind-Contolling Sue had spawns."

Opposite Sue

General: ZOMG! Will insert host's name here ever fall for a girl who insert something that said host hates or never does?

Development: Opposites attract.

Romances: Anyone but Haruhi, for she knows she's a girl.

Past: Always angsty.

Likely to show up? Quite often.

Kyoya's advice: Just be believable, and don't use Mind-Controlling Sue's gadgets, then we might welcome you.

"So, you see… Hunny-senpai will probably forgive her for not liking cake…"

"More for me!" Hunny giggled.

"It's not as simple, you two will most likely angst over it for chapters…"

"Waaah, Takashiii!!!"

"As for you, Mori-senpai, you will have plenty of chances to carry a poor weak girl around the corridor in your arms."

Mori looked horrified.

"And I will probably be expected to marry a rich heiress" Kyoya pushed up his glasses "which brings me to the next type…"

Fiancée Sue

General: Oh dear! Two families made a deal, and now she's engaged to a Host Club member!

Development: They will fight for their right to choose, of course!

Romances: The two betrothed will fall in love during the struggle.

Past: In such a stern and traditional family, what do you think?

Likely to show up? A few times.

Kyoya's advice: Hello? We're not in the Middle Ages. Okay, even if we believe this unlikely scenario, do you think it will be such a fairy tale?

Mori growled.

"You're right, even the Morinozuka parents will ask your opinion first… now, on to the next one…"

Evil Sue

General: She's from Lobelia Girls' Academy! She's from any rival school! She's a servant of Lady Éclair Tonnerre! She's there to wreck the Host Club, oh my! Sometimes she's there to assassinate (?!) one of them!

Development: She falls in love against her will, and cannot accomplish her mission.

Romances: Anyone, though mostly Hunny or Tamaki.

Past: Tragic. That's why she became evil in the first place!

Likely to show up? Quite rarely.

Kyoya's advice: You can do your best and be believable. But blood, assassins and the yakuza (unless you're targeting Bossa Nova, of course) belong elsewhere.

"No more notes for now…" Kyoya closed the notebook "well, let's get ready to welcome the customers. Hopefully these ones will not show up. But hmm, I wouldn't mind about Rich Bitch Sue…"

Kyoya slammed the notebook on the table to wake up the others too.

Suggestions are always welcome! Kyoya loves to fill that notebook up! :-X