D I R T Y L I T T L E S E C R E T

The rumours are right. Quinn Fabray is pregnant. They all think it's Finn's but only she knows the secret. It's really Noah Puckerman's. But Puck doesn't remember sleeping with Quinn. Will he ever find out the truth of the baby...?

Puckleberry x

A/N: Like I promised. I uploaded the next day. I know I promised some Puckleberry but it's actually in the next chapter, sorry. BTW this chappy has some swearing in it. I don't add that much swearing because I don't swear myself (maybe under my breathe a little). This chapter is really short sorry.

Disclaimer: You know the drill; I don't own Glee

Chapter Three

"Whoa whoa whoa, hold up! What does dancing have to do with football?" Puck said appalled.

Puck was having a bad day. In English he had gotten an F for his assignment. Or that is, having no assignment. Normally this wouldn't have bothered him but now he had one month detention. Then later on his girlfriend Santana, one of the Cheerios, had dumped him. Someone had dumped the badass Puck!

"Your credit score's too low," Santana had explained.

"So what?" Puck asked frustrated.

"What I need as a woman is finantal security," Santana told him before walking away, her dark black hair swept into a ponytail swayed from side to side as she did so.

Who needed her anyway? Sure, she may have been a Cheerio and a smoking hot Latina but he was Noah Puckerman. He could get any girl that he wanted. His mind reverted back to football practice. They all had just changed into their uniform only to be told they weren't going to be practicing football that day. They were going to be dancing.

"Why don't you ask Kurt, Puck?" Finn snapped back at him. "Because he's the only one who's been able to score on this team."

Kurt looked over at Puck smugly.

"So we have to take advice from Beyonce?" Puck growled back, causing Kurt to drop his smile.

"Back up guys, c'mon," Mr Schuester told them all. "Athletes are performers. If you can sing and dance in front of people then, everything else is easy."

That was how the whole football team ended up in the choir room following Mr Schue's dance steps. Since when did we have a choir room? Puck thoguht. Though he was embarressed to dance, he found the steps easy. The rest of the football team however, kept tripping over their own feet.

After a long and agonizingly boring hour they were finally allowed to leave. As Puck and Finn walked to the locker room Puck saw that his best friend looked agitated and strangely upset.

"Dude, what's up? You've been acting weird lately," Puck said, breaking the ice.

"Nothing, man. It's personal," Finn replied absently.

"Fine, don't tell me. I don't fucking care," Puck said smirking. Sometimes it was good to pay attention in English. That was when Puck learnt something called 'Reverse Phsycology'.

Finn sighed. "Quinn's pregnant."

"Fuck, man. Quinn's preggars?" Puck said in disgust but secretly he was a little proud. Knocking up the head Cheerleader is a big acclompishment, he thought to himself.

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"Okay guys, I want you to meet our new members of Glee Club. Mike Chang, Matt Rutherford and Noah Puckerman," Mr Schuester said, introducing the three football players and now new glee club members to the rest of the glee club.

Rachel, Mercedes, Tina, Artie and Kurt all looked over at eachother confused and shocked at the news. Santana and Quinn however, raise an eyebrow at the new members; Brittany smiles warmly at Mike Chang (who grins back) and Finn grins at his best friend.

"You joined Glee Club?" Finn said in wonderment. "You were all for kicking me off the football team for joining."

"Hey, if dancing helped us win the game then it ain't so bad," Puck admitted.

It was true; due to the dancing lessons it loosened the team up and the had amazingly wontheir first game in months. The winning point that got them the game was all thanks to Kurt who impressively scored the goal.

"Thanks man."

"No problem. The least I could do since you have to look after preggers over there," Puck said nodding to Quinn who was now busy whispering to Santana.

"Could you not tell her that you?" Finn asked desperatly.

"Whatever, man. But you know everyone's gonna figure it out when she gets so big they can't get her on top of the pyramid."

Finn rolled his eyes and went to sit next to Quinn. Rachel quickly approached Puck before he gets a chance to sit down too.

"What do you want Berry?" Puck asked annoyed.

"Though you have caused me numerous trouble in the past due to all the Slushies you have thrown on me I am cordially thankful that you, Mike and Matt have joined Glee club, thus making us allegedly able of competing in the Regionals," Rachel said, smiling.

"Huh?" Puck blinked, confused. "Speaking in fucking English, Berry."

"Though I do not revoke my gratitude I would be more than happy if you kept your foul langueage to yourself," Rachel said in anger.

"Why don't you go back to your alien planet, Berry?" Puck insulted her. Finally Rachel backed off and back to sit at her seat, all the while glaring at Puck. She's kinda hot when she's mad, Puck thought smiling.

Sorry if I've dissapointed.

Thanks a lot for the reviews, they mean a lot to me. If I see that just one person reviews my story I get overjoyed.

Also, sorry if I used weird words in this chapter but it's because I need to expand my vocab (as my annoying English teacher says) so I'm using a theseaurus.