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Kyoya entered the Third Music Room with a dark look in his eyes. The other hosts, who were just discussing the new cosplay ideas, immediately froze.

"I'm afraid the storm isn't over…" the Shadow King sighed "there are quite a few subspecies here, and also a new one…"

Otherworldly Sue

General: Not to be confused with the Supernatural Sue, she's not from a magical world or anything. She reads the manga and is catapulted inside, or something along those lines.

Development: Of course she immediately gets a place at Ouran in class A, and she becomes a regular Host Club customer, or maybe Haruhi's BFF.

Romances: Kyoya or Kaoru.

Past: Tragic, or at least sad. Divorced parents, stuff like that.

Likely to show up? Kinda rarely.

Kyoya's advice: Tell me how you found the portal, so I can send you back and seal it.

"Uh?" asked Tamaki.

"Me… again?" Kaoru let out a puff of air.

"A portal…?" Haruhi tilted her head.

"Don't even try to understand them" Hikaru cracked his knuckles.

Kyoya coughed, and everyone looked at him.

"Pay attention to the next one, as that's a close relative of Dull Non-Sue Sue, but far more common than her..."

Painstakingly Average Sue

General: Usually, she doesn't really stick out, as she's, you see, normal. But, while Dull Non-Sue Sue blends into crowds easily, this one is so average and dull that the author skips no chance to tell it.

Development: After we get to know for the hundredth time how there isn't anything special about her, she somehow captivates a lot of people.

Romances: Hosts are no exception, and are charmed by… I don't see what, exactly. No one is safe.

Past: Tragic! Dramatic! Angsty! But she's oh-so-um… average, that she doesn't tell it around. At least, not immediately.

Likely to show up? Common.

Kyoya's advice: Okay, you're dull and average. You don't need to remind us, and, no, we'll need something more to be charmed.

"I don't remember her…" Hunny ate a piece of cake.

"Me neither" sighed Haruhi.

"That's exactly the point" smiled Kyoya "now, for a subspecies of Fiancée Sue…"

I'm-Not-Your-Fiancée! Sue

General: She's engaged to a host club member, but wants to fight for her right to choose.

Development: She falls in love with someone else during the struggle. But in the end, the family accepts the new person, and they (OMG! A CLIFFY! Guess what?) ride off into the sunset.

Romances: Kyoya, Kaoru or Mori. Maybe even Hunny, but that's very rare.

Past: Strict family! Oh! Drama!

Likely to show up? Not too common.

Kyoya's advice: Not a fairy tale like Fiancée Sue, but still pretty hard to believe, sorry.

"Again?" asked the twins, annoyed.

"But the story is different…" wondered Haruhi.

"Kyoya, you don't have a fiancée, right?" asked Tamaki.

He shook his head.

"Not that I remember. Moving on, here goes a subspecies of Rich Bitch Sue…"

Just Rich Sue

General: She's filthy rich, which isn't unlikely at Ouran. But doesn't show it around, she finds it normal and is happy about it.

Development: A regular at the Host Club, where she usually spends a lot of money to make Kyoya happy, but is in love with a member.

Romances: Is not in love with her money like Rich Bitch Sue. Instead, she is in love with Kyoya or Hunny.

Past: All that money… oh, it sucks. Her parents are strict and evil.

Likely to show up? Rare.

Kyoya's advice: Thanks for the profit, but stop whining about your traumas, please.

"That wasn't the last one" said Kyoya to the paling hosts "but this one is extremely complicated, I'll need some more research and more time to tell you than what I have now. Oh, it's called the Plot Bunny Sue. Maybe next time."

The clock struck three.