D I R T YL I T T L E S E C R E T

The rumours are right. Quinn Fabray is pregnant. They all think it's Finn's but only she knows the secret. It's really Noah Puckerman's. But Puck doesn't remember sleeping with Quinn. Will he ever find out the truth of the baby...?

Puckleberry x

A/N: Been a long time since I uploaded. Sorry. Decided to take a break from writing fiction. I must warn you, you might get dissapointed by this chapter. Puck and Rachel's first date. I must remind you, Puck is still kinda a jerk!

Disclaimer: I don't own Glee.

Chapter Five

Rachel wasn't sure how she got into this situation. Going on a date with Noah? 'Badass' Noah who kept referring to himself in 3rd person?

Maybe it's not a date date, Rachel assured herself. Maybe it's just an outing with friends.

Just one friend. Who was Noah.

Yep, she was going on her first date with Noah Puckerman. They say going out with more 'experienced' guys are better but perhaps Noah was a bit too experienced for her taste.

She was nervous the whole day up until 6:55pm where she stood near the front door, waiting for Noah. She wasn't sure what to wear for a first date so had gone for casual: she wore a long scoop-necked blue t-shirt and tight black jeans and blue flats. Her hair had been curled too and she wore the slightest bit of mascara and strawberry lip gloss (her favourite).

At 7:03pm did the doorbell ring. Rachel counted to 30 before opening it to a smiling Noah. Thankfully, he had dressed casual too.

Noah's eyes widened in shock when the door opened. Berry actually looked.... normal. He had been expecting her to wear something frilly or whatever; who could blame him? The girl wore knee socks to school for crying out loud!

"Hi Noah," she said meekly.

"Hey Ber-Rachel," Noah said. First name basis, right, he reminded himself. "Ready to go?"

"Just let me get my coat," Rachel said, disappearing for a second before emerging again wearing her coat. "Let's go."

He walked her to the car and opened the side door for her like a gentleman. She blushed a little and entered. Noah sat down behind the wheel; before he turned on the engine he turned to face Rachel. "You look good Rach," he complimented her. "Who knew you had a pair of jeans?"

"I happen to have a range of different clothes in my closet, so you know," Rachel told him. Noah smirked and started the engine.

He had made reservations at a restaurant that was out of the school district; he didn't want to be seen with crazy Berry. (He had already dropped down the popularity scale by joining Glee Club, think of the amount of harnessing he'd get if they found out he was going out on a date with Berry?) It wasn't a very classy restaurant but not so casual like McDonald's. Perfect first date material.

They sat down at a small table and Rachel began analysing the place whilst Noah searched the menu. Rachel had never been around this area before. She preferred not to eat out in Lima unless it was with her fathers and at a sophisticated restaurant. This place seemed good enough. It was quiet with beautiful paintings on the walls and most of the couples there were in their mid-thirties. They were all looking cautiously at her date, the mohawk-ed boy who was pulling a face at the menu.

"Anything good on the menu?" Rachel asked.

"Nope," Noah said. "Only thing good in here is the lamb chops."

Just then a waiter came by the table. "May I take your order?"

"Lamb Chops," Noah said absently.

"I'll have a salad," Rachel said politely.

"And that cherry pie for desert," Noah told the waiter before he left. "What's with girls and salads?" he asked Rachel, disgusted. He didn't really see why anyone would want to eat them, they were painfully bland. He may have been confidant but if he ever asked that to any other girl he knew he wouldn't be 'getting some'.

"They happen to contain a high dose of vitamins, minerals and fibre," Rachel told him icily. Noah rolled his eyes at the answer. Rachel did the same before adding, "It was the only edible item on the menu."

"You could have ordered Lamb Chops too," Noah said but then laughed at his own words, Rachel giggling as well. They were attracting a lot of attention from the more elder couples who were queering at them now.

"Hate when that happens," Noah said in an aggressive tone. Rachel looked at him confused. "When people judge me by the way I look. They always think I'm the bad guy."

"That may be true but aren't you the one who paraded around town splattering balloons containing... disgusting substances at people?" Rachel said matter-of-factly.

Noah stopped himself from smiling at the memory. Driving around town throwing pee balloons at geeks was actually a lot of fun. "But I've changed since I joined Glee Club," he said seriously. "I don't throw slushies anymore. I don't beat people up - unless they deserve it like Jew-fro." Rachel giggled slightly remembering that morning when Noah had beat up Jacob (nicknamed Jew-fro). "And look, I'm making it up to you for throwing slushies at you by buying you dinner. Don't really help that you ordered the cheapest thing on the menu."

The rest of the evening went quite well. They spoke about selective subjects like Glee and Football. Noah got quite bored listening to Rachel blab on about Broadway but did his best not to show it. He was able to revert the subject back to football and talked about Kurt's odd warm-up's. They both quite disliked him.

"I can see why you're always pissed at him in Glee," Puck said with his mouth full.

"I would prefer it if you would not speak with your mouth full," Rachel said, queasy. "Also, I am only abrupt towards him because he is obnoxious and keeps being disrespectful to my ideas that would help the glee club."

"Why do you always want solo's anyway?"

"Do you like Football, Noah?" Rachel asked. Confused, he nodded. "Wouldn't you do just about anything to win? That's what I feel about Glee Club. My ideas are gold and with them we could go all the way to Nationals. My voice is the best female vocals so they deserve the solo's. You're the best player so you deserve to kick a few touchdowns."

"You really think I'm the best player?" Noah said, smirking at the compliment. Rachel sighed, frustrated. "Yeah, yeah, I heard your speech."

By 10pm they were back in Lima and Noah was walking Rachel to her front door.

"Thank you for taking me out tonight Noah," Rachel said, smiling.

"No probs, it was pretty good," replied Noah.

They both reached her front door and stood on the patio awkwardly. Rachel had never been it this situation before as she had never had a real date and Noah never had to worry about this because all the wanted from girls was sex. He never had to walk them to the front door because he was always invited inside. That wasn't going to happen tonight.

Finally he took the plunge and leaning down to kiss Rachel on the lips. It was a long kiss and Noah enjoyed the taste of Rachel's strawberry lips gloss.

Rachel enjoyed it too, weirdly enough. She thought of it as her first kiss too as the only kiss she had gotten before was with Finn and he had pulled away from her, rejecting her.

They finally broke apart when they heard movement from inside the house. Rachel's dads were home.

"So I'll see you at school," Noah said before sloping off to his car, the kiss still tingling on his lips. Rachel watched him go with a smile on her face then went inside her house.

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