I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock.
Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors?
Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class?
I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you
Okay so I thought I thought I'd start things off on a funny note.
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Okay so first off, this is so true. I mean seriously whoever created rock, paper, scissors must have been on drugs to begin with. Why rock? Why couldn't it have been steak knife or gun or something I don't know- a more powerful figure? Ohh I'm so scared it's a freaking rock! Someone save me! I think not...
I hold nothing against scissors 'cause they are awesome and stuff. I mean look at the facts they are man's BFF. You get to abuse paper and stab things with them. Personally just running with them makes me feel dangerous.
Paper- I'm kinda on the edge. Sure it's a great canvas for doodling but doesn't everyone perfer writing on themselves instead. Paper airplanes are overrated, spit balls are nasty, and let's just face it- paper who just aren't loved.
Why couldn't they choose something like tin foil- I vill make joo, rock shiny! I'm mean seriously who wouldn't want a rock that sparkles like a vampire without the sun. I fucking would. Or saran wrap. Come on, you got to admit that stuff is pretty cool. Minus all the cuts you have gotten when sliced your thumb instead of the wrap(you know you all have done at least once in your life).
Anyways, back to the point, can paper really beat rock? No freaking way. That's that. Nuh- uh. Nope. Ain't gonna happen. :)
If you protest with this statement PM me and give me one good reason why you think that a tiny weeny piece of paper could stop a rock and I'll post it on here. *Snorts* Good luck with that.