Okay everyone, keep in mind the earlier Sues for this one! However, this time I've been pretty evil. By that I mean that there's a Sue on this site which pretty much does most of what is described in here, and ACTUALLY has only positive reviews. I dare you to find her.
Kyoya slammed his notebook on the table, making everyone's blood freeze, mostly because it seemed thicker than usual.
"Yes" he said "the research is complete, and longer than I've ever imagined. Here goes the Plot Bunny Sue, which mainly shows up when too many ideas pile up, and so… well, this will be one example. An endless list of other variations is possible."
The Plot Bunny Sue (Haruhi-Foreigner-Relative-Immature-Average-Samurai-Endless-Mind-Controlling-Opposite-Fiancée-Evil-Commoner-Angsty-Instant Crush-Supernatural-Nurse-Loner-Smut-Cliffhanger Mystery-Otherwordly-Host Sue)
General: Suddenly a girl named Amber Destiny Tourquoise Rose La'Angel is catapulted inside her favourite manga (which, by the way, just happens to be Ouran High School Host Club) via a bright flash of light on her way to school! OMG! A CLIFFY! And she suddenly finds herself speaking perfect Japanese, and being the fantastic new scholarship student from the USA who, apart from the above mentioned ones, has also a Japanese name for being only half-American, and thus now she is called Murasaki Kurisutaru Ameshisuto Shinsei Kokoro (her name in kanji means "Violet Crystal Amethyst Pure Heart"), and, still believing in the oh-so-lovely romance, is sure she'll find it at Ouran High School. Too bad that, on her way to school on the first day, when she was crying for being beaten for the 100th time by her evil stepbrother, a gang of yakuza suddenly kidnap her and give her a vial of poison to use on Mori for no apparent reason! She cries but eventually complies, but is robbed of her pretty yellow uniform and forced to wear ugly over-sized clothes that conceal her femininity!
Development: She stumbles across the Host Club and knocks over a crystal figurine! She is immediately taken in as host, for, after getting on the boys' uniform, her wide and tear-filled crystalline eyes attract more customers than Tamaki himself ever had! She whispers to Haruhi that she knows she's a girl, but the boys don't get too concerned about this, nor about Mura (her new nickname) actually being a girl too, for they all love him so much! Kyoya has even paid off half her debt out of genuine kind-heartedness, while Mori, seeing she's so weak sometimes, swept her off her feet and carried her up and down the corridor whenever needed! Soon, she found she cannot poison him, for she loves him dearly, especially after she showed him her amazing kendo talents and he made out with her passionately on the couch of the Third Music Room in front of all the customers, who were all happy to see she, the one who has been an outcast because of some odd marks on her back that identify her as a Rhadkjeiwuhsahaka, a rare species of supernatural immortal half-vampires hiding on Earth, has finally found happiness. Mori, of course, has been in love with her ever since their first meeting, for all this happens in the arc of two chapters. Mori and Mura then cry on each others' shoulder for their hidden emotional scars, until Mura suddenly *gasp* collapses to the ground unconscious! The Host Club shuts down and she is rushed to the hospital, where OMG! A CLIFFY! she is discovered to have a mortal disease which can be cured only by someone donating an organ! And Haruhi just happens to be the perfect match! But the operation could kill her, OMG! A CLIFFY! Mori kisses her goodbye, but OMG! A CLIFFY! she recovers! (Kyoya's comments: occasionally she can die, in which case the Host Club closes forever and at least one of the boys commits suicide.) The yakuza come back to strike down at her, but she alone dispatches them, despite being confined to a hospital bed with syringes sticking out of her! OMG! A CLIFFY! Then she gets back to hosting and sleeping with Mori (she's a sex goddess), when suddenly some old documents come to light! OMG! A CLIFFY! There we find out that Mura is actually Haruhi's half-sister, due to an affair Ranka had in the U.S. when he was a teen studying abroad! Then, that actually she's engaged to Mori! By now, the story has about 9848765479238 chapters, and spawned also a few side-stories and follow-ups of similar length…
Romances: Mori in the example above, though it can be Kyoya as well.
Past: Beaten, raped, humiliated, you name it.
Likely to show up? Common, but really dreadful varieties are rarer.
Kyoya's advice: I'll call my private police. With lots of machine guns.
The Host Club had already fainted. No hosting for that day.