Here goes more! Enjoy!
"I'm afraid there's more…" Kyoya opened his notebook after everybody had gathered in the Third Music Room a while before 3 PM.
"NO!" Tamaki nearly fainted, but Mori managed to hold him up.
"This time the story's genre is something along the lines of tragedy or angst, maybe even both. These Sues do not differentiate mostly for their characteristics, as they can be almost any type or even plot bunnies, but they have one thing in common: their story is tragic."
"But didn't all of them have a tragic past?" asked Haruhi "and why aren't these angsty Sues?"
"Easy. Angsty Sue and other ones, despite their scars, have tragedies in their past, and almost always end up riding off into the sunset with one of us. But in this case… oh, one is actually a subspecies of Fiancée Sue."
Mortally Diseased Sue
General: She has a horrible disease that cannot be cured, too bad the author doesn't have any medical knowledge, so all we know is that she's ill. Of course she's stunningly beautiful and captures everyone's hearts.
Development: We get to know she's got that terrible condition only after insert host's name here and her have fallen head-over-heels in love with each other, granting the perfect occasion for lots and lots of angst. If she recovers: see the Endless Sue section. If she doesn't, but doesn't die either, just stays in coma/confined to a bed: ANGST. If she dies: Mass Host Suicide.
Romances: Most likely Mori, though Kyoya isn't safe either.
Past: Her disease of course isn't enough, add some evil stepbrothers or such and you'll be fine.
Likely to show up? Rare.
Kyoya's advice: "A mortal disease" is a little vague. Us of the Ohtori group can give you a better diagnosis. And your random symptoms seem like you're faking it. Author! Study a little more medicine, please.
"Eeehhh???" asked the twins in unison.
"Poor girl… but this sounds a bit…" Haruhi was searching for the right word.
Kyoya's glasses flashed.
"Save your curses for the next one."
Dying Sue
General: She's just dying, all there. She might have had an accident, or a mortal disease, she cannot be cured any more.
Development: She dies, and everyone mourns her, or occasionally slit their wrists to "join her in Eternity" or some similar purple prose for rotting corpses. In extremely rare cases she suddenly recovers, but that borders the supernatural.
Romances: Kyoya or Mori.
Past: Horrible accident, horrible diagnosis, you name it.
Likely to show up? Very rare.
Kyoya's advice: …do I have to tell you? No. Plot.
"Um, what is she doing here? Should she be in hospital?" asked Kaoru.
"Yeah, and how did we meet her in the first place?" added Hikaru.
"Okay, diseases end here, here comes the next one…"
Wrong Fiancée Sue
General: She loves insert host's name here! And he loves her back!
Development: Oh no, but she's engaged to insert random name here! So she says her goodbyes and goes into an unwanted marriage, angsting through the rest of her days. Likely to say sentences like "Even if I have to go and marry him, you know that my heart will be yours forever!", tears follow.
Romances: Mori or Kyoya, maybe Hunny or Tamaki. No Kaoru here.
Past: Strict family, oh, the ANGST!
Likely to show up? Rare.
Kyoya's advice: Definitely no plot, just a river of tears which we do not need, I can assure you of that.
"Let's crash the wedding!" grinned the twins.
"Seriously, you want to marry her?" asked Haruhi.
"Um, never mind…"
Not-meant-to-be Sue
General: Sue and insert host's name here could be happy, for they have love and all…
Development: But no, it was not meant to be! She is either too happy and thus ends the relationship (WTF?), or he does so, or she has to leave for undisclosed reasons. Oh, it was not meant to be! ANGST!!!
Romances: Anyone, but it's not meant to be anyway.
Past: It's not meant to be! Seriously, could it be happy?! Of course not!
Likely to show up? Sometimes.
Kyoya's advice: Look. That's the Ohtori group's Mental Care Center. And look. Here are some documents for you. Now go and knock, they'll welcome you.
"Cake!" Hunny seemed to be suffering.
Mori took a piece too, his face showing distress.
Tamaki rolled his eyes.
Sudden Accident Sue
General: Oh, they are so happy! She and insert host's name here are probably planning their wedding by now!
Development: A sudden accident occurs, and it all ends in tragedy! Maybe she's got a piano dropped on her, oh, no!
Romances: Tamaki, Kyoya or Mori.
Past: Normal, usually. But sometimes sad, so she knew she couldn't be happy anyway…
Likely to show up? Rare.
Kyoya's advice: No pianos. Maybe a traffic accident, but it still sounds unbelievable. But… this is something that, though it's hard, can be written well.
"But this makes no sense!" said Tamaki "it's just some cheap excuse for sadness!"
"All of these are" sighed Kyoya "here comes the worst one…"
Suicide Sue
General: Oh my God! They love each other, but because of insert random wtfery here she thinks it's impossible!
Development: …so she slits her wrists! Wait, that would bloodstain her clothes… never mind. She kills herself, that's it. And half of the Host Club follows her.
Romances: Mori or Kyoya. Sometimes Tamaki.
Past: Sad. This is probably her 100th attempt at suicide.
Likely to show up? Rare.
Kyoya's advice: This makes less sense than Plot Bunny Sue. Go to Lobelia, they'll make a Zuka Club spectacle of your tragic story.
"It's 3 PM, everyone!" Kyoya closed his notebook with a loud slam "it's time to get ready to welcome customers!"
It took a little longer than usual, but eventually the hosts complied.
Open message from Kyoya:
Dear Customers, though I often gave advice, I have received some requests to clarify how not to write a Sue. I may begin the research right now, if you sign up for the new meetings.