Here's the prom chapter, which I realized I forgot. So it deserves its own chapter.

Prom

"Where are you taking me?" I'm gonna trip in these high heels! Where's Edward?" Bella hid under the piano in the Cullen's house. She wore a psychotically sparkly pink dress and so much makeup that she looked demented, but looking demented was pretty ordinary for her.

"We aren't taking you anywhere, but Edward is! He's on his way over."

"NOOOOOOOOOO! Tell me now! Why do I have to wear this prom dress and all this makeup and high heels?"

"Oh look, here comes Edward," said Esme, who was looking out the window because anything was better than looking at Bella's… plunging neckline.

"YAY!" said Bella as Edward pulled up in Rosalie's new red convertible. He had a tuxedo that was far too tight so that he could show off his 'muscles.'

"HELLO, EVERYBODY!" He waved like he was Miss America. "I'M HERE TO PICK UP MY SWEET BELLA!"

"OH, EDDIKINS, YOU LOOK CHARMING!" Bella gushed.

"OMG THANKS! ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT GONNA TRIP IN THOSE HIGH HEELS?"

"NO! BUT YOU'LL CATCH ME IF I FALL!" She whacked her head on the bottom of the piano as she came out of hiding.

"YEAH! LET'S GO!"

So they hopped into Rosalie's new car and drove off into the exhaust fumes.

"If there's so much as a SCRATCH on my new convertible, you're DEAD!" screamed Rosalie as Edward ran over a stop sign.

"Calm down, Pumpkin. He's already dead."

"Oh, yes."

As Edward and Bella stopped at a green light, Edward's fake BlackBerry rang. It was Tyler, one of the many other guys who loved Bella.

"HI! No, sorry! She's going with ME! MWEHEEHEEHEEHEE! SUCKER!" He hung up.

"Sparklepops? Where am I going with you?" Man, how Edward hated that nickname.

"Isn't it glaringly obvious, darling?" He frowned like he was finally starting to doubt Bella's intelligence, but then he just shrugged and screeched, "WE'RE GOING TO PROM! YAY!"

Bella burst into tears. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Edward felt very confused. Why would anybody be less than thrilled to go to the prom with a vampire as hot as himself? "Why are you crying? Don't cry! You'll ruin all your pretty makeup!"

"Because I'm sad! And mad!"

"Don't be! Do it for ME!"

Bella's heart melted like he chocolates she left in the car in direct sunlight yesterday. They had been intended to be his gift today, but… yeah. "Okay!"

But when they arrived at the school's parking lot, Bella pouted and refused to get out of the car. Well, until Edward dragged her out. Then it was all good until Edward wanted to dance.

"NOOOOOOOO! I REALLY can't dance, Eddie!"

"But I can! YAY!"

So they danced passionately until Jacob arrived. He was too cool for a tux (or a shirt) so he wore khaki shorts and pink flip flops. He insisted upon dancing with Bella.

"Wow, Jakey, you've gotten tall!"

"Yeah…" he murmured as he used his new height to stare down the front of her dress. "Guess what? My dad says to tell you that WE'LL BE WATCHING! MWAHAHAHAHA!" Then he ran away, cackling maniacally.

Edward skipped over and grabbed Bella's hand. "Let's go outside!"

So he dragged her outside and pretended that he was going to bite her. "HAHA! PSYCH!" Then he ran away laughing maniacally.

THE END

Thanks for reading! I may start another one about New Moon. If you guys want me to, and if I can finish reading the book. It's quite painful. Or if someone can give me a very detailed summary of it? That would help.

-Gerby