CHAPTER 2
The Many sides of Jacob Black/Leah and Seth Clearwater
(Jacob sitting around his kitchen table with Leah and Seth.)
JACOB: *sigh*
SETH: What's up Jake?
JACON: *sigh* oh nothing…
LEAH: Is it your time of the month again Jake?
JACOB: NO!
LEAH: Then what is up with your bitchy little attitude?
JACOB: What the hell I have no attitude
(Jacob gets up and snaps fingers)
JACOB: mm Hmm!
LEAH: Oh yeah bring it then!
SETH: Well I'm just gonna…back away…slowly…
LEAH and JACOB: STAY!
SETH: gosh fine but can I at least call Collin and Brady to come over
LEAH and JACOB: NO!
SETH: fine! I'm just gonna—I'm just gonn—WAH!
LEAH: See what you did Jake!
(Leah runs to comfort Seth)
JACOB: Not my fault you have a crybaby of a little brother
LEAH: Oh sure as hell I'm going to make you wish you hadn't said that
JACOB: oh yeah what are you going to do about it!?!? Throw me out of my own house!?!?
****5 HOURS LATER****
JACOB: Hey—Hey Leah! Can I come back inside now?