And now the much awaited continuation of The Many Sides of Emmet Cullen
THE MANY SIDES OF EMMET CULLEN (PART 2): The Flapping Weasel
Bella: Do, Do, Do, Do, DORA! (Dora the Explorer Theme Song)
Emmett: Transformers Robots in Disgise!
(Jacob Walks In)
Jacob: Oh hey Bell— uh what the hell are you doing?
Bella (mimicking Jacob): What the hell are you doing!
Jacob (grimincing): FINE—Screw you then!
(Jacob walks out)
Bella: Oh Emmett!
(Jumps on Emmett)
Emmett: Oh no!
(Runs and Bella jumps off of him)
(They run down the hall way as Jasper is walking in from the back door and into the hallway)
Emmett: Captain Cuddles!
Jasper: Aw…Crap!
(Jasper runs back outside)
Emmett: Come back you must protect the Flapping Weasel!
Bella: Flapping Weasel must be protected!
*SERIOUS MOMENT*
Emmett: Yes master weasel must be protected—well until Sunday
(Bella taps Emmett's shoulder)
Bella: But Emmett well it is Sunday
(Emmett puts his head down against his chest)
Emmett: Crap.