Jasper Cullen in: THE EPIC FAIL

(dark room Jasper walks in with spotlight shining on him)

Jasper: um…where the hell am I?

Emmett: hee hee

Jasper: Emmett is that you!

Emmett (whispers): no…

(Alice appears behind Jasper with another spotlight on her)

Alice: Hi Jasper!

Jasper: AHHH! (falls over)

Emmett: HA YOU FAIL!

Jasper (confused): uh failed what?

Emmett: Well…actually I dunno*

Mysterious Voice: I know what you failed

(Emmett runs away in terror waving his arms followed by Jasper who immediately runs into a wall)

Alice: Ow… that's gotta hurt (walks away)

Mysterious Voice: HEE HEE!

Jasper: ow what the hell?

Jasper: wait a second I know that voice its!...

(Jasper gets incapacitated by a book)

Mysterious Voice: Yes tis I Edward Cullen the hotness and almighty ruler of this room!

Jasper (lifts head up): but this is my room!

Edward: Shut Up!

TEE HEE! Short moment but ta-ta for now! More coming soon!