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"Talking"

Thinking

::Mating Telepathy::

Pan's 'Inner' Voice

Pan-16

Uub-18

Chapter 5: Explanations part.2

Gohan, Videl, Chichi and Goten finally made it to Capsule Corporation, with no help from Chichi and her frying pan. Gohan stepped out of the car rubbing the huge throbbing bump on the side of his head.

::Damn frying pan. Mom really needs to see a consoler about this.::

::Gohan!::

::What. I definitely know that this could be considered to be child abuse.::

::Come on.::

The foursome (A/N: Haha…foursome. Anyways…) made their way to the front gate. Gohan slammed his thumb on the button. Partially from the fact that he has a killer headache and he's really anxious to know what's going on. He'd been pushing the button for at least three minutes before someone answered.

"Whoever the hell this is better have a damn good reason for disturbing me!!"

"Vegeta it's me Gohan I ne-"

"Woman it's for you! And make it quick we need to finish what we're doing."

Everyone mentally cringed at the image of Bulma and Vegeta having intercourse. I mean their like 40 years old. After Gohan composed himself he pressed the button again.

"Ve(cough)geta I don't need to speak to Bulma. I have to talk to you."

"What do you want brat?!"

"Well can you let us in so we all can talk in private."

"We all? Who else is there?"

Vegeta didn't even bother looking at the monitor, because he feels that this conversation is a waste of his time. But when he looked he saw the last people he would want to see at the moment.

::Great the whole damn idiot pack is here. I don't see the girl though. Ha too bad the king idiot isn't here to top it all off::

::Vegeta be nice. We can always finish up later.::

::Like hell we will. I'm getting rid of them right now!::

Then Vegeta pushed the off switch and walked away wearing nothing but a bed sheet. Bulma stepped up and pressed the button looking up to a confused Gohan.

"Sorry about that you guys. Vegeta's just cranky-"

"Cranky my ass! We finally get Bra out of the house then these morons show up!!"

He's lucky he's good in bed.

"Any way I'll go ahead and let you guys in. will you excuse us we need to change into …well clothes."

Then pressing the entry button Bulma led Vegeta back into the bedroom. The gang outside all had another spine tingle from their actions. Then the front gate opened up letting the foursome (A/N: Haha foursome. Kay that's the last time swear.) into Capsule Corp. ground. Once they were in the usual meeting room they all just sat on the couch and waited for Vegeta to come back. Uncomfortable silence. Videl cleared her throat drawing all of the attention to her.

"Uhm…cough it's a little stuffy in here. I'm gonna cough open a window."

After she opened up the window she notices three white lights flying towards them.

"Hey you guys I think Goku managed to get Pan to come."

Gohan cleared his throat,

"That's good. Just as long as that boy isn't with them."

"………"

"He's with them isn't he."

"Well what exactly do you mean by 'with them'? Because with them can have so many different meanings li-"

"Damnit doesn't that kid have his own family to go to!"

Chichi pulled out the dreaded frying pan again. Then she started tapping it in the palm of her hand.

"Now tap Gohan I know tap that I've taught youtap better than to act tap this way louder tap!"

He hushed for now. Then Goku, Pan, and Uub landed on the balcony. Goku rushed in with Pan and Uub trailing behind, both avoiding any sort of contact with the other. Gohan took note of this. Goku head snapped back and forth searching for Vegeta and Bulma, he couldn't hold his excitement. Even though him and Vegeta are 'rivals' he still messed the constant 'damn you Kakorot' and 'I will defeat you one day' rants that Vegeta went on. And of course him and Bulma are long time friends.

"Hey were are Vegeta and Bulma at?"

The foursome shivered at what they are doing at the moment. But before any of them could answer a very loud 'yell' came from a room down the hall.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! VEGETA YES!!"

Everyone's eyes in the living room nearly popped out of their skull, and they instantly covered their ears all trying to do the same thing. Getting the image of the two of them out of their head. A few minutes after that rather loud outburst Vegeta entered the room wearing sweat pants and nothing else.

"So what do you people want- KAKOROT WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!"

"Nice to see you again too Vegeta."

"You coward! You left the tournament before we could fight! Let's finish it right here, right now!!"

"Calm down Vegeta besides i have a feeling that you may be lacking some …ha energy."

Vegeta growled underneath his breath as a faint blush creped onto his face. He was about to make a snide comeback when Bulma came into the room wearing some jeans and a slightly tight red T-shirt.

"Goku you're back!! Oh my gosh how have you been?!"

She ran over and was about to hug him but he stuck his hand out, offering his hand to her instead.

"What's wrong?"

"Well you know you didn't exactly shower after… you know."

"Ugh! Honestly Goku you act like a child!"

"But Bulma I just don't want to touch something I'm not suppose to. Ha…ha."

"Yea whatever. Anyways you're finally back after 10 years, what were you doing all of this time?"

"Well I've been training him."

He said gesturing toward Uub, who's currently standing in a corner feeling incredibly out of place. And the fact that they'd come in right before someone had an orgasm didn't help much. Bulma smiled over to him.

"Nice to meet you…"

"Uub Majuub."

"Uub... wait now I remember you. You are that little boy that Goku took under his wing at the tournament. Wow you grew, a lot. Have you met my daughter Bra she needs a good stable man in her life."

For some reason that last statement pissed Pan off. She huffed,

"Don't you think Bra has enough boyfriends as it is?! Little slut!"

They were all taken back by her outburst. Bulma and Vegeta looked at them with wide eyes, Vegeta frowned.

"What's with her?"

Goku spoke up as Videl tried calming Pan down.

"Well you're gonna have to excuse Pan, that's actually why we're here. You see we think that she's going through a female mating experience or something. And since I don't really know all of the details about it we're hoping that you could help us Vegeta."

"I'm busy."

Bulma cleared her throat.

::Be nice Vegeta especially if you really want to finish what we started.::

::…fine.::

"I'll help you. But I need to know what she's experiencing."

"Well from what Gohan's told me she's been moody-"

"What dad I am NOT moody!"

"And she's been having hot flashes-"

"Are you serious hot flashes!? What the hell are you talking about!"

Gohan frowned,

"Pan don't raise your voice at me. Now we're trying to figure out what's going on with your body do you want to know or not!"

Everyone got quite, and Gohan smiled proud of himself.

"Good. Continue father."

"Okay, and recently when me and Uub got back she…well, basically she kissed Uub."

She put her head down and Uub looked out of the window as Bulma and Vegeta looked over at the two of them. Then Vegeta smirked,

"So that boy is her mate?"

"Well I guess so. Can you tell us what to do?"

"What do you mean what to do? You can't do anything about it he's her mate and eventually they will seal the bond between them. End of story. Now get out!"

Bulma knocked him in the head with her frying pan. (A/N: All wives to saiyans have one. Haha)

"Ow! Quit it woman!"

"Well if you would help stop being so damn rude then I will stop!"

"Fine! What is it you want to know?"

Pan walked up to him,

"Are you 100 percent positive that he's my mate? I mean just because I kissed him doesn't mean that he's 'the one'."

"We'll when you kissed him did you do it willingly or was it as if you were being controlled by someone?"

She looked away. That's exactly how she felt. It was her inner self controlling her.

Should I tell them about my 'saiyan side'…I guess I have to.

"Okay you see after I left I was sort of talking to myself."

Everyone took a step back. (A/N: Haha just joking.) Pan continued even though her face is red as a tomato.

"Is it normal? Like is that apart of the whole mating thing?"

"Well yes it is actually. You see when female saiyans experience their mating ritual or they are in heat as I like to call it, it's the same as for males. They get extremely moody, jealous if anyone of the opposite sex gets near their mate since it's their territory and they are ready to kill for their mate. Hmm what else their tails grow back and they become incredibly aggressive-"

"Wait a second, did you say my tail grows back?!"

"Yeah."

This is too much for one person to handle all at once. I mean I'm just a kid a tail, mating, and I might have to kill someone! Oh I feel dizzy I'm gon…na

All of a sudden Pan collapsed. All of her family rushed over to her, including Uub. Gohan lifted her small body up in his arms with worry written all over his face. He looked to Vegeta,

"What'd you do to her?!"

"Relax brat she's probably just overwhelmed by what she's hearing. She'll be fine once she wakes up."

Goku looked down at her then to Vegeta,

"So what should we do when she wakes up?"

"Make sure she remembers what I told her, and if not repeat it to her. And then give her some alone time with her mate."

Yeah that last part didn't work for Gohan.

"And why exactly do they need to be alone?"

He asked Vegeta the question but is glaring at Uub the entire time.

"So they can fuck."

All of the Sons and Uub yelled 'WHAT!?' at the same time, and Vegeta snickered to himself. But it didn't last long because Bulma clocked him in the head again.

"I swear woman if you keep doing that I'll…"

"You'll what?"

"Humph anyway I was only kidding. Who knows what they'll do. But they do need time together so that Pan won't be so aggrivated all the time."

Gohan is trying to catch his breath he's still trying to recover to what Vegeta said earlier. Videl and Chichi are fanning him with their hands, but all he did was clutch his heart thinking,

My heart oh the burning damn this. She's too young to be going through and I'm too old to have to deal with this.

He finally composed himself and stood up with Pan still pressed firmly against his chest.

"Alright…is there anything else we need to do?"

"Well when her tail grows back she'll be in heat mode, so make sure that if he's around her that no other female is. Since Pan actually trains unlike, my own daughter (cough) Bulma's fault (cough) she's more prone to attack and most likely kill."

"Okay thanks for helping us Vegeta."

"What ever don't make it a habit to come to my home uninvited."

He dodged the frying pan smirking. Goku and the others said their good-byes and made their way out of the building. Once they were gone Bulma wriggled her hands around Vegeta's waist.

"So what are you gonna do to me?"

"Hmm well I'll tell you this much. I'll have you begging for more."

She giggled like a little school girl as he chased her back into their bedroom. (A/N: Doesn't this make you feel all violated inside. Haha.)

------------OUTSIDE OF CAPSULE CORP.-----------------

Gohan softly placed Pan in the back seat of the car. Goku and Chichi decided that they want to spend some time together and that they're just going to walk around the city together. And Goten has another date in about an hour so he's going back to his apartment to get ready. That leaves Gohan, Videl, and Uub.

Gohan looks at Uub,

"So are you coming with us?"

"Uhm I would but I have to let my family know that I'm okay. I haven't seen them in a couple of months. But I could come by later if that's alright with you."

Gohan put his head down and closed his eyes,

::So what do you think Videl?::

::Well Vegeta did say they need time together.::

::Fine damn I need some aspirin.::

::It'll be okay honey.::

Rubbing his temples again Gohan let out a sigh.

"Yes you can come back."

"Alright I'll see you all then. Good-bye!"

Videl of course was the only one to wave bye to him as he blasted off to his village. Gohan looked back in the car at his sleeping daughter.

That bastard is going to take away my little girl's innocence. Not if I have anything to do with it.

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