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"Talking"
Thinking
::Mating Telepathy::
Pan's 'Inner' Voice Thinking
AGES:
Pan- 16
Uub-18
Chapter 7: Moons, Spoons and Cartoons?
"You son of a bitch get the hell off of my daughter!!"5min. dance
Gohan leaped over to the two of them and snatched Uub from off Pan by grabbing the back of his neck. Gohan stood back from the couch now gripping Uub's throat, then he directed his anger towards Pan.
"What the hell are you two doing in here?!"
"We were-"
"Because I sure as hell know what I saw and I'm sure as hell NOT happy!!"
"Daddy…I-"
"Don't daddy me Pan you're not some fucking little girl now after I kick this bastard out we're going to have a serious talk! GOT IT!?!"
Pan couldn't respond, never in her life did her father yell at her that way. Gohan is to his boiling point right now and didn't want to talk to anyone. All he wants to do is kill, I mean kick Uub out, but Videl isn't going to let this happen. She heard him going bizarre in the living room and ran in to see what was happening. (A/N: Haha bizarre she always said that in the saiyaman saga…pissed me off. Okay that's it finish reading!) She ran up to Gohan and slapped him as hard as she can across the face! Not a good thing to do.
Gohan growled then dropped Uub on the ground and stomped forward backing Videl into a corner. Uub's sitting on the ground rubbing his soar throat.
What's with these people and necks? Oh it's a full moon out cool…wait Goku told me something about this, what was it.
At this point Videl is scarred to death. I mean her husband of 20 years is looking at her like she just killed his best friend and he was about to kill her! His eyes held so much hatred in them and his teeth looked like fangs. She didn't know what to do.
"Gohan I'm sorry that I slapped you but I had you, you were losing it."
He grabbed her wrists and pinned them above her head and pressed his body against hers so that she couldn't move, then he leaned forward until his mouth was pressing up against her ear.
"Don't ever strike me again onna or it will be the last thing you touch got it!"
Videl quivered as his grip on her wrists tightened.
What's wrong with him he's never spoken to me like this ever.
"Gohan what's gotten into you?"
He didn't answer because he felt Uub's ki travel back over to Pan. Uub is still trying to remember what Goku told him about saiyan's and what happens with them and the moon but so far he's just drawing a blank.
"Pan are you okay?"
She's still in shock at Gohan yelling at her but she looked at Uub and the concern that he has in his eyes, and she smiled at him.
Aww he's so sweet…oh look a full moon.
Yeah no one in the family bothered to tell Pan not to look at a full moon. Too late. Pan grabbed her head.
"Aaaaaaah!!"
Uub grew instantly concerned and reached for her,
"Pan what's wrong?"
Of course she didn't respond with her screaming in pain and all. Gohan growled louder this time and backed off of Videl and let go of her wrists and stomped over to Uub and Pan. Then a knocked Uub out of the way,
"Don't touch her boy! And I wasn't finished with you if my woman hadn't gotten in my way so lets finish this!"
Uub rubbed his head at this point all of the fear had left him and he's starting to get pissed.
I'm tired of him hitting me around like I'm his bitch! (A/N: Haha I had to do it. You know)
Pan is still on the couch screaming her lungs out in pain.
What's going on my head hurts so bad! Am I dying?! Why god why!!! Is this because I'm an underage drinker or because I smoked that one cigarette when I was in the 8th grade?! Oooooooooooooow!
Quit screaming!
Saiyan side! What's happening to me?!
Well it's my lucky day. I'm coming out!
What do you mean I thought you already came out?
Just to you I'm taking over baby!
Huh?
Full moon…saiyans…anything clicking?
…
Oh yeah our sweet family never bothered to explain it to you.
Explain what?! Aaaaaaah!
I said stop fucking yelling damnit! No time to explain I'm leaving!!
Where are you going?!
I'm taking over your body bye!
What the! Are you serious?! Nooooooooooo!
Then Pan stopped screaming and she's radiating the same feeling that Gohan is except her eyes are filled with lust. But suddenly a quick Pan burst through her lower back, then like that it was gone.
What the fuck…oh yeah my tail.
She looked up at Gohan as he was about to attack Uub, who's in a fighting stance ready to take him on. She stands up and walks up to Gohan,
"Father don't do this! This isn't the time!"
He looked down and smelled the scent radiating from her.
Her saiyan sides taken over. That's my girl.
"I see daughter, we will finish this later."
He stated the last part to Uub. Then with a swift turn he walks away from the living room to look for Videl. (A/N: Yeah Videl basically said 'the hell with this' and went to get help. Haha, so Gohan leaves and Pan and Uub are completely alone to do their ahem 'duties'.) Once Gohan was out of reach Pan set her eyes on Uub who's just standing there dumbfounded at the fact that he still has a head.
"Wow that was pretty crazy don't you think Pan?"
"Mhmm."
She begins walking over to him in a seductive way swinging her hips and Uub took notice, which causes him to swallow a big lump in his throat. Pan walks right up to him and puts a finger on his bare chest. A/N: he has on that vest thing that he wore in GT. Yeah I like that better then his green outfit thingy. then she slowly traced his toned abs and chest with her soft finger. He starts to sweat.
"Uhh cough so do you want me to…s-stay with you until your…uh…"
"Parents get back."
"Yeah! Them…"
"No I think that I'm a big girl."
"Oh ok-kay so I guess that I'll be…uhm…"
"Going?"
"Yeah sure…so goodby-"
Pan cut him off as she pressed her lips against his. Uub's eyes widened a little but he ultimately gave in since he's a boy and basically a raging ball of hormones. (A/N: Haha I love that phrase thank you Hiiragi Demon!) . Pan started walking backwards then she pulled away leaving Uub in a daze.
"Wha…huh?"
She just giggled then walked around Uub then pushed him on the couch and got on top of him straddling his hips. (A/N: De ja vu?)
"You're so cute when you're confused."
"Uhh thank you, but Pan do you think that we should be doing this?"
"Of course we should Uub! We're mates right?"
"Yeah but-"
She placed a finger on his mouth,
"No buts now there is absolutely nothing wrong with what we're doing. Okay?"
"I guess you're right."
Then without hesitation Uub leaned forward and captured her lips in a deep passionate kiss. Pan tilts her head a little to the side so that she can slip in her tongue and Uub responds instantly by wrapping his tongue around hers. (A/N: he's got a long tongue. Straight up sexy. Haha.) Pan moans arousing Uub even more as he runs his hands over her butt and thighs. Pan pulled away for air as she and Uub breathed heavily catching their breaths. Then she begins kissing all over his face traveling to his ear and captures his lobe in her mouth.
"Mhmm that feels good Pan."
"I know that's why I'm doing it. Squeeze my ass."
"What?!"
"I said squeeze it!"
(A/N: Yeah Pan's a dominatrix shouldn't be a surprise.) And Uub obeys her since he doesn't want this good feeling to stop so he grabbed her butt and squeezed it and she squealed in joy. Pan made sure to move her tail out of the way so that he wouldn't feel it and get freaked out. And Pan captures his mouth in another hungry kiss as one of Uub's hands wander up her shirt…
--------Somewhere in the city------
Goku and Chichi are enjoying a romantic stroll at night just enjoying each others company, of course they're at a restaurant and Goku is trying his best not to make food fly all around his as he ate with so kind of civilized manner. But tonight chichi could care less at how her husband eats she's just incredibly happy that he's back with her again.
Chichi's just sitting at the table watching Goku eat and he finally notices, after 20 minutes of being oblivious to it.
"Something wrong Chichi?"
"Hmm no Goku I'm just enjoying the view."
"Oh okay…hey isn't that Videl and Gohan?"
"What?!?"
Why is it that we can't have one damn day in peace without someone interrupting us?! I knew my Gohan shouldn't of married that she-witch!
Chichi jumped up on her and glared at her son and daughter-in-law as Videl came running to chichi out of breath.
"Chi-chi …some-thing is wrong wi…th Go-han."
"I know and something's about to be wrong with the both of you!"
She looked up at Gohan as a walked forward a snarl on his face. Chichi threw a spoon and it hit him smack in the forehead.
"Gohan what is your problem attacking this way in public and interrupting me and your father's date!? What do you have to say for yourself?!"
Goku could sense that something is different with Gohan and tackled him into an unbreakable grip. Then he grabbed his tail causing Gohan to collapse, but he didn't fall on the ground because Goku caught him before he could. Videl came from behind Chichi and is walking up to Goku,
"What is wrong with Gohan? And what happened to him?"
"The full moon is out and obviously he looked at it. He's going to be alright I just need to cut off his tail and he needs to calm down. Wait a second where's Pan?"
"She's at home why?"
"Is Uub with her?"
"Yeah…"
Wow and people call me stupid.
"Well did she look at the moon too?"
"Hmm maybe i'm not sure because Gohan went crazy so I ran to get help. What if she did, is she going crazy like Gohan?"
"Uhh probably not since she's with Uub the might be doing 'things'."
"What things?"
Okay now I know that I'm not the slowest person here.
Goku just gave her a 'you should know' look. Then she gasped and covered her mouth.
"Oh my gosh at our house! What do I do should I leave them alone or go back?!"
Goku just shrugged readjusting Gohan in his arms,
"I guess they're gonna do it eventually might as well be now."
Chichi knocked him upside the head with a frying pan.
"Don't be so vulgar Goku honestly we're talking about our granddaughter losing her virginity and you're just saying she 'might as well do it'. honestly this is a precious time in a girls life I swear who knows how she will reacts after she does it, and that's why we need to be there!"
"Well Chichi we can't exactly be there when she's losing it."
She raised her pan hand as his face paled. (A/N: Haha pan hand; pimp hand. )
"I mean that we need to go back home incase she needs us after. And that boy may be forcing her and she might need help."
Goku laughed,
"If anybody is forcing anyone I don't think that it's Uub."
"Well whatever the case is we need to go back."
Videl starts rubbing her temples,
"This is too much to handle. I'm just glad that Gohan isn't conscious right now."
-----------------------Back to Pan and Uub-------------------
Pan's shirt is currently on the ground along with Uub's black and gold vest and Uub's on top of Pan, who's trying to take of Uub's white pants. Yeah but they aren't doing anything wrong . Uub's tenderly leaving butterfly kisses all over Pan's neck and her exposed chest (A/N: She still has on a bra.) He then focuses on one spot of her neck kissing it and sucking on it until he left his 'love mark'.
"Mhmm Uub …that feels so gooood."
He lifted Uub his head and smirked down at her,
"I know that's why I'm doing it."
She smiled,
"So someone does have a spark in them after all?"
"I guess you could call it that."
He then proceeds to engulf her lips in yet another breath taking kiss. While their tongues wrestled together Pan's thoughts of bless are rudely interrupted.
Now this is what I'm talking about I finally get some action!
What in the hell are you doing with my body you horny bitch?!
Oh it's you. Well I'm doing what you should have been doing the second you laid eyes on this magnificent creature.
Sorry I'm not a slut even though you're making me seem like one. Get off of him!
No way!
Yes way I don't want some slutty saiyan side to make me lose my virginity to some guy that I met not even 24 hours ago!!!
Well tough luck because you are so HA!
Why are you such a bitch?!
Remember I am you sweetie, now shutup I'm trying to get some luscious dark meat right now.
Don't tell me what to do whore! Wait until I figure out how to get control back I swear I'm going to so many therapists so that I can get rid of you!!
Yeah good luck with that.
Saiyan Pan just tuned out what the real Pan was ranting on about and got back to massaging Uub's …uh '12 inch friend'. (A/N: wink. Wink I'm such a little pervert. Haha.) Butthen the telephone started ringing and Uub pulls away.
"Are you going to answer it?"
Ring!
"No."
"But what if it's something important."
Ring!
"Uub who cares we're busy at the moment whoever's calling will understand. And if they don't fuck them."
Ring!
That damn ringing starting to piss me off.
"Pan I'm starting to get a weird feeling-"
"That's called an erection."
Ring!!
"No! I mean this just doesn't seem right. I mean it feels great and all but I feel like I'm disrespecting you and your family by just being here."
RING!!!
"That's it!"
Pan grabbed the phone and threw it into the wall on the other side of the living room. Then she snapped her head back to Uub with a heated look in her eye,
"There are you happy the ringing stopped! So now you don't have any excuse not to do me!"
At this point anything good that Uub was feeling kinda just went away because he saw this…tail? And with a shaky hand he pointed to it,
"P-pan why is there a …tail behind you?"
"Oh that it's just …well you know that I'm ¼ saiyan so that comes with the territory."
"Oh okay but why did it just grow now?"
"Because…because hey don't touch it!"
"But it's really soft."
He sat on the couch patting her tail and it curled itself around his wrist.
"Hey I think it likes me."
Pan laid her head in her hands and stared at the wall with a pout on her face.
"That's great…just great."
Looks like I won't be getting any. Damn you telephone!
Then Pan's cell phone starts ringing, it's blasting Melody's song 'Realize' through the room.
Who the hell is that?
Pan stood up and was about to make her way to her phone but she forgot that her tail is wrapped around Uub's wrist. And when she walked away he unwillingly pulled on her tail and she let out a short 'eek!' and collapsed on the ground. Uub shot up,
"Oh my god what did I do!?"
I knew that I should of became a hermit.
---------------------FIN-------------------
1st off I know that cartoons has nothing to do with this story but hey it rhymes, besides DBZ is a cartoon/anime think about it :). Okay so what do you think? Love it or hate it, it's still an obsession. Ha ha. . But seriously I hope that you guys liked this chapter I'm not that good with limes or lemony scenes so bare with me if I do right a lemon or another lime I promise it will be better. Do you think that I should leave this rated: T or move it up to rated: M?
Oh no Pan's been rendered unconscious and Uub has no idea what to do! The Sons' are on their way home how will they react when they see the trauma?! Who was the person calling the phone? And will Pan ever regain control of her body??! Find out in the next chapter bitches :p.
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