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sweet talk 101

o6 : just lose it - eminem

"I just.. I don't understand! How the.. how the fuck did you two manage.. I.. I have never seen anything like that in my life..!"

Axel winced as his sister cleaned the cut right above his eye. Riku sat at the opposite end of the kitchen table looking sulky (and now clean).

After that little 'show' in the mall, Sora and Roxas not only refused to look or speak (not that Roxas wanted to talk anyway) to Riku and Axel, but they had also left the mall, choosing to walk home instead. (And plan their revenge.)

I hope they get raped, Axel thought angrily. What had he done to get attacked my a vicious Roxas?

"I told you so, Kairi," Yuffie sang from the kitchen counter. She swung her legs against the cupboard making Axel and Riku flinch with every bang. "Man, I can't believe you two are still alive. I have never, ever seen Roxas like. He looked like he was gonna kill ya!"

"Yeah?" Riku snapped, glaring at pointedly at Axel. "Well, if someone hadn't pushed me, we wouldn't be this in this mess!"

"Are you saying it's my fault?" Axel growled. "Because it wasn't. It was totally Roxas's fault!"

"Roxas's fault? He didn't do a damn thing!"

"He did too! He was being all emo!"

"So what the fuck does him being emo have anything to do with you pushing me?!"

"I don't know! It just happened, so shut the fuck up you dickhead!"

"It just happened? I think you happened, shitbag!"

"In case you forgot, bitch, I tried to protect you from Roxas!"

"Yeah, fucker? Well, it didn't work too well because he beat you up like a fucking rag doll!"

All of a sudden, both boys lunged at each other, clear over the table. Riku grabbed Axel's shoulders and threw him down while the redhead tried to kick him off and bite him at the same time. It ended up with Riku trying to pin Axel with the kitchen table while Axel had his knee in Riku's stomach.

"Guys! Stop!" Kairi shouted, slamming her hand on the table. Yuffie raised her delicate eyebrows and let out a suggestive whistle. Riku and Axel sprang away from each other upon hearing it.

"Just.. just stop fighting okay.. god," Kairi mumbled, rubbing her temples. She could feel a headache coming on.

"Stop fighting? With this preppy fuck.. thing..?"

"Preppy fuck?! Well, excuse me, anorexic emo-"

"I AM NOT ANOREX-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!"

Axel and Riku both stilled as did Yuffie, even though the scream wasn't directed at her.

"Instead of screaming at each other," Kairi started through gritted teeth, "Maybe you two should figure out how to apologize to Sora and Roxas."

Riku 'hmph'd and looked away. "I am not doing anything together with that redheaded freak." I was so close to telling, Sora, Riku though miserably. So.. fucking.. CLOSE! "Unless, y'know, it involves me murdering him."

Smack!

"Ow, fuck, Kairi!" Riku cried, rubbing his now red cheek. The girl could hit.

Kairi paced around the kitchen, rubbing the bridge of her nose. "Okay.. okay. Okay. Start from the beginning. What happened."

Axel crossed his arms, wincing when he moved his pulled muscles, and frowned. "Well, Roxas was being the little emo prick that he his, so I just walked away from him and-"

"Bumped into me!"

"Well, gee, maybe you should watch where you fall, cuz, y'know, it is your face and all. Or maybe your face is just pervertedly attracted to people's-"

"Well, gee, maybe you should watch who you bump into," Riku hissed, standing and cracking his knuckles.

"Bring it on, you pansy ass."

"Fine, douche bag!"

"This is better than television!" Yuffie piped up from the background.

Let's just say the fight included a lot of profanity that would even make Hades cower in his little hellhole and a lot of hair pulling. Kairi wrinkled her nose in distaste. She'd need to get the vacuum cleaner.

Riku and Axel finally stopped fighting and fell into their chairs, gasping for breath and rubbing their sore heads.

I wonder how much hair l lost to that bastard, Riku thought, narrowing his eyes at Axel.

"Did you get that out of your system?" Kairi asked sweetly.

Riku and Axel nodded, glaring at each other.

"GOOD, YOU BITCHES, NOW LISTEN TO ME!"

Both boys jumped in fright and had half a mind to cower under the table.

Kairi took a deep breath to settle herself. "Riku, Sora's been your best friend and now absolutely hates you for violating him. Axel... Roxas hated you from the start. All you guys have to do is win their trust."

Axel snorted. "Why would I want that pipsqueak's trust?" Well, gee. That was a stupid question.

The redhead came upon a spilt-second realization. Trust. That's all he had to get from Roxas before he finally broke him. Ah, but would Roxas's trust be so easy to gain? Oh, what a challenge. Axel cackled internally. Gods, he was worse than his sister sometimes.

"Look, Axel," Kairi said, crossing her arms. "Remember what I said about proving you wrong? Well, you messed up, so now you have to see for yourself that Roxas really is a nice guy."

Axel snorted. Yeah. I'll see that he's a nice guy. ..So I can shatter him later.

"It's either that or Roxas is gonna hunt down your ass until he kills you and skins you."

"...Yes, ma'am."

x.x.x

Somewhere, in the deep dark depths of the underworld, Sora and Roxas sat, thinking of ways to get back at Riku and Axel. Okay, not the underworld. Their basement. But close enough. ...The little devils.

Sora shuddered, curling up on the couch. "I feel so violated," he said, scrunching his nose. "By my own best friend!"

Roxas pet Sora's side comfortingly.

"I mean, okay, so Axel bumped into him, but Riku could've at least moved his face, y'know?!"

Roxas nodded in agreement. He'd kill Riku for violating his brother. He swore it.

And I'll kill Axel for defending Riku. I'll kill him in ten different ways. First he goes and makes my life miserable, then he defends the guy who violated my brother. I'll-

"Boys, are you down here?"

Sora and Roxas squinted as their mother flicked on the lights. Simba slinked through Satsuki's legs and padded into the basement, making himself comfortable between Sora and Roxas.

"Yeah, mom," Sora answered, sitting up.

"Dinner will be ready soon, okay? How did today go, anyway?" Satsuki tilted her head in question, leaning against the doorjamb.

"Awful," Sora groaned, crinkling his nose. When he and Roxas had come home, they went straight through the hallway and into the basement, only bothering to tell their mother they were home.

"Roxas didn't get into a fight with that boy, did he?" Satsuki asked, arching an eyebrow. It was obviously from the new bruises that something had happened. And Satsuki was sure it wasn't sexual.

"I was violated, mom! By my own best friend!" Sora wailed, hugging the stuffing out of a throw pillow.

Well then.

Roxas leaned down and picked up a sketchpad and a marker off the floor. He scribbled something in it before holding it up for his mother to see.

Riku did a face plant in Sora's crotch. Axel pushed him.

"Well... then it wouldn't be Riku's fault then..."

"But moooom! You never know! Riku and Axel could be plotting something! You know Axel hates Roxas. And Riku never did like Roxas that much... OH MY GOD, ROXAS. I LOST MY BEST FRIEND BECAUSE OF YOU-"

Roxas promptly smacked Sora in the face and scribbled another message in the sketch pad. He could have just fallen on top of you. Not on your dick.

Sora furrowed his eyebrows. "You're right."

Satsuki rolled her eyes, shaking her head in disbelief. How come she had crazy kids? "Have you two seen Yuffie?"

Kairi.

"Right. Well then. I'll call you when dinner's ready."

Sora and Roxas nodded. Roxas got a glint in his eye and Sora grinned, knowing that look all too well.

x.x.x

Okay. Now then.

I keep getting a feeling that I might be confusing some of you by the way the story is going. So I'll just explain to make myself feel better.

Axel is a stereotypical prick. He thinks all the popular bitches are.. well. Popular bitches. He judges a book by its cover, you follow? That's why he hates Roxas. He sees Roxas as just one of 'them.' He's so obsessed with making Roxas's life miserable because Roxas fights back. And Axel's not so used to that cos he's so 'scary and badass.' Right. So he's all like, 'Ooooh, challenge ((glee))'

Roxas hates Axel for obvious reasons. Duh.

Sora and Riku are best friends. Like, since diapers, kind of friends. So obviously, Riku face-planting into Sora's crotch threw Sora off-kilter and made him think that Riku was a perverted sex fiend. Which he actually is by the way. But that'd just scare Sora off. ...And so it has.

Riku doesn't like Roxas just because he doesn't. (Which.. I guess will be explained later in this story. Maybe.) So now Sora is thinking that Riku and Axel are plotting against Roxas, since they both hate him. And Riku is a perverted freak. ((cough))

Pretty much, they all just don't understand each other anymore, and no, Kairi is not a slut.

I don't know, I'm getting a bit confused myself. I have this horrible tendency of writing something, having no clue what I wrote, and then finally understanding at the end. I also have a tendency of forgetting important details and leaving them out. Yay me. I just hope this story is at least making some sense to you. I'm pretty sure Axel's obsession-thing must seem a bit confusing... Anyway...

That's the end of my rant.. It's three twelve in the fucking morning and I'm going to bed.

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