"……"

"Well you hurry up already!" shouted someone.

"Hm….."

"Excuse me sir your holding up the line will you please chose one." Stated the clerk.

The boy sigh "Fine give me the one iced café latte and five brownies."

"Oh don't forget about a Chocolate Vivanno Smoothie!" shout another boy out of no where.

"Yeah that too." Said the white head one surprise.

"Hey that kid cut." Whined a person in the back of the line.

"Hey old man am going to suppress god so of course I can cut plus he was saving my spot in the line right Soul?" ask his best friend.

Soul sigh "Yeah whatever."

As Soul paid for the drinks Black Star was auguring with the man behind him. He got the drinks and went to the table waiting for his best pal.

"Hey Soul how's it going?" ask the blue head sitting on the other seat. He shrugs as he drank his drink.

"Ok." Replayed Black Star and he started to drink his smoothie and was done after a few seconds.

"Where's Maka?" ask Black Star.

"Home." He replayed and eyed his friend caution.

"Oi why are you looking at me weird?" ask his friend then it hit him "Dude if your still worry about the stupid comment on the chat it was nothing. I was just bored and need Liz of my back ok by thy way it wasn't about you just incase."

"No it's not that… what you would give someone for a gift?" ask Soul eating a brownie.

"What do you mean?"

"If you like someone and just felt like buying them something what will it is?"

"Is it one of Maka's grouchy days again?" ask Black Star tilting his head.

Soul nodded "yup."

"What makes every girl go like that even Tsubaki goes like that sometimes."

"Your telling me and if Maka is angry then it's hell for me." Stated the weapon.

Black Star started to think to help his friend. Just as he was thinking Soul spotted Kid coming inside. He was looking sort of down then usual and started to see the menu. Soul calls out his name and waves him to come to them. As he came closer Soul ask

"What will you get a girl who's having a bad day?"

"What do you mean?" ask Kid confused.

"Shh am thinking." Spat Black Star as he started to think again making a face making Kid blush lightly when he saw him.

Soul decides to ignore it saying it's his imagination. He didn't want to know if Kid had something for Black Star.

"Will you see Maka is grouchy for some unknown reason so I thought to buy her something special for her to clam down sense it always happen three straight days every month." Explain Soul.

"Oh you mean she's PMSing?"

"What that?" ask the white hair boy not hearing that before.

"Can I have a seat it's going to take a while." Replied Kid.

"Sure oi Black Star move so Kid can tell me something." Ordered the weapon to his friend.

The said boy move to the side as he continues to think. Both Kid and Soul saw him.

"Oi don't think too much I don't want you brain to explode." Stated Soul.

"Shhhh"

"Ok so…" Kid started to explain to Soul what PMSing is and some unwanted information. Soul stood there with his eyes twitching in some parts.

"Oi Kid you sure you're not a girl?" ask Black Star once the other boy was done.

"Wha?!" both of them ask.

"Well you seem to know a lot of this too much." Stated the boy next to him.

"Look am not a girl but you do realize I live with not just one but two." Stated Kid.

"Black Star where you even hearing what he was saying?" ask Soul.

"Sort of. So that why Tsubaki gets angry sometimes."

"Well not all girls are like that." Remind Kid.

"You sure your not a girl and not hiding anything?"

"Black Star shut up. So what do you think I can get her?" ask Soul.

"Hm what about jewelry girls like those kinds of stuff or flowers?" Suggest Kid.

"Well flowers you can scratch that but jewelry will do."

"Why not flowers it's cheaper isn't it?" ask Black Star.

"Apart from being cheesy I tried it and it end in my mouth for a few days." Said Soul shivering from the memories. "I also tried, cleaning, cooking and other stuff for her but she even gets madder and starts Maka Chop me."

"Oh Well then let's go." Said Kid.

As they went to find a jewelry store Soul started to think what to get her. She wasn't one of those girls that took fancy of those things. He sigh this was going to be a long day.

They went to different stores until they found one that looks promising. Soul started to scan around with the help of his two friends.

"Oi Kid what do you think woman like most?" ask the white hair boy.

The shinigami started to think "well it depends... am thinking a ring well be look good on her."

"Thanks"

Soul look through scanned in then found a golden ring with a red looking stone on it. Next to it was a silver bracelet with red and green stones on it.

"Oi dude can I buy those two things."

The clerk nodded to the boy "Of course lucky for you the ring bring the bracelet as well so you get the price of one."

"Cool so how much does it coast?"

"9,099.50" with that said Soul stood with his mouth and eyes wide open.

"Eh?"

"9,099.50"

"Yeah I heard you the first time." Said Soul then looks at Kid who was arguing with Black Star.

"Yo Kid can you come over here." Said the weapon.

"What is it?" ask the shinigami.

"Can you buy it for me, I don't have enough money. And I'll do whatever you want please." Pled the boy.

"Fine but you pay 30% of it got it." Stated Kid.

As they were buying the gifts Black Star came yelling to them.

"Kid can you pay this for me?" ask Black Star showing them a necklace that had a star at the button.

"Little boy that's not for you it's for females only." Said the clerk giving Kid the bag.

"Tsk whatever. So can you?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No! I thought you want to buy those star cookies from the bakery once we finish this." Said Kid.

"Oh yeah never mind then."

As they went to the bakery and got Black Star's cookies they went down the ally. Luckily for them the sun was still out although it was still getting late.

"Oi how are you going to give her the ring?" ask Kid.

"Oh I know his going to bend down in one knee and show it to her of course." Stated the blue head mister. He then got spank by the head of his best friend.

"No you dummy it's like am going to marry her but I don't want to…ever." He stated.

"Sure you don't." mutter Kid.

"What's that suppose to mean?"

"Everyone knows you like her and she like you back so sooner or later you two are goi..."

"Maka and Soul sitting in a tree F….u... OW WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" shout Black Star.

Soul only stuck his tongue out at him.

"Where are you kids going at such a late hour?" ask man in front of him. The guy look danger for any other person but he wasn't that much of a threat to them so they ignore him and kept walking. Only to stop seeing there was no way to pass seeing that more men came blocking the way. They turn to the other way but were also block by men.

"Yo boss they seem to have something expansive in the bag." Said one of the guys.

"Yeah can we beat the crap out of them and eat their soul?" ask another.

The trio glares at them.

"OI HOW DARE YOU BLOCK MY PATH! I AM BLACK STAR AND YOU'RE IN MY WAY! DOES YOU WANT TO FEEL THE POWER OF A GOD!" shout the blue head boy.

The boss snorted "right a little brat like you doesn't know who you're messing with."

"Kid these are gang members right?" ask Soul

The raven hair boy nodded "yeah but I don't think they're a math against us."

"Of course not with me around! YAHOOO"

"Boss can I keep the brat with the blue hair?"

"Sure his getting in my nerve anyways. Do I know you from somewhere?" ask the boss looking at Kid.

"Yo he's the one that beat us up when we where if those sexy girls. It's his fault we didn't get them." Stated another thug.

"Oh yeah. Kill them." He then gave his men the single.

The trio started to fight and mange to defeat most of the men. Only a few the bosses remain.

"Wow you commoners are loser compare to my power yahahahaha." Black star said laughing.

"Garr" the boss shouted and started to shot them. As they where dodging for some reason Soul let go of the bag.

"Shit." As it land in the middle of him and the boss.

"Yes it's mine now." Declare the boss as he started to run towards the bag.

"Hell no." Soul started to run to it too.

As both got their, the boss took it first and dodge Soul as he turn to scythe mode trying to slash him.

"Sorry weapon but it's my now." Reported the boss running where soul came from.

Soul growl in frustration as he ran up to the guy and tries to slash him. He continues this until the boss stop running and was taking a breather. Black Star took the chance to run up to him and side kicks him in the stomach. The guy rolled and clench his where he been kick.

Then his eyes widen when Soul was near.

Soul tries to swing the blade arm fast at the boss. Being quick the boss jump where he was standing and did a black flip in the air and got Kid by the shoulder surprise and throw him to where he was just standing.

"KID!" shouts Black Star as Soul was slashing him instead. Soul hearing that stops seeing Kid with his eye wide.

"Shit did I hurt you?" ask Soul his blade turning back to his arm.

Before the boy could replay his pants and shirt fell off him in piece. Before them was standing a naked frozen Kid. Soul eyes started to twitch while Black Star was gazing at him and having a major nose bleed. At that same moment a girl came with her mother.

"Mommy why is there a naked boy? Why does he have down there it looks like a elephant trunk sticking out of him in the front and why is that boy with blue hair looking at him worried and having a nose bleed?" ask the girl.

In Kids mind he was starting to processes what was going on. One moment he was in one place now his in another. He felt the wind against his body which was weird and why was Black Star was having a nose bleeding and drooling and the way he look at him. He saw Soul twitching and a little girl pointing at him. He looks down and saw why.

"IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!" he shouted getting all red all over his face. He put his hand down to cover up his "jewels".

"Well honey I'll tell you when you're older." She said looking at them "we better go because they're going to play a game."

"Oh can I play?'

"NO!" the mother snapped dragging her daughter along saying freaks and perverts.

"When the hell this happen?!" exclaim Kid.

"I don't know. Here take my sweater and cover your selves up." Said Soul really fast taking of his sweater he had and gave it to Kid. The raven head boy put the sweater on but was short. He pulls it and had to leave his hand the way it was so no one could see his bottom part.

"Gah I feel like a girl."

"But your not one." Stated Black Star as if he was in a trance still drooling and bleeding with his face red.

"Stop staring you damn Perv." Shouted Kid angry.

"What do we do now?" ask the white head teen.

"Well we can call my father to bring us a ride back to my place then yours." Suggest Kid. Fighting with the sweater to stay down.

"Hey don't stretch it." Whined Soul.

"Am naked and your worried about the damn sweater?!" exclaim Kid angry.

"Hehehehe" giggle the blue head.

"I think we got to call your father."

"Yes we better." Kid turn around walking out of the ally.

Soul look at his friend who giggles and saw why.

As they went to the nearest shop which was around the corner Soul breathes on the glass and started to write the Shinigami number.

Then the guy pop out.

"Yo." Greeted the mask reaper.

"Father Can you bring us a ride?" ask Kid looking at the floor.

The shinigami tilt his head "what's wrong? Why is Black Star like that?"

Soul looks in back and saw his best friend still the same way like in the ally. He sigh "Shinigami-sama we ran into trouble and Kid cloths sort of fell of him so..."

"Ohhh. Sorry I can't right now." Said the Shinigami.

"What why?" ask Kid in disbelief but the screen disappears. He pops a nerve and knew that his father was probably laughing his ass off and then watching his favorite soap opera.

"Damn it." Shout Kid in frustration.

"Hey look out" someone shouted from above. As a box came towards them not reacting in time it hit Kid in the head making him fall to the ground. Kid spread his legs wide open and the sweater went back to the waist now everyone can see his button part again.

Black Star started to bleed super heavy making him faint at the sight before him.

"Oi now am really scared for life" mutter Soul.

Three hours later

They finally reach Soul apartment. It was now night time and they where tired at least Soul and Kid for having carried Black Star all the way. Luckily sense the assassin was knock out Kid took the change to get his pants of him and put it on him self. It them forever to get to soul places for having to res from carrying Black Star and when Kid need to pull his pants up sense they where big.

Soul open the door reveling that the girls where in the room.

They look at them with a confused look. They saw Soul and Kid in either side carrying a faint Black Star.

"Black Star!" exclaim Tsubaki going up to them. She got her partner and laid him on the couch waving a fan. "What happen to him?"

"Yeah you guys seems to get out of a war or something." Stated Liz.

"Ha-ha Kid looks funny." Laugh Pattie "so does Black Star."

"Will you two tell us what happens." Ordered Maka.

"I rather not." replied Kid sitting next to his weapon.

"You're not going to like it." Warn Soul.

"Just tell us."

"Fine" and Soul started to tell what happen with the ring and it being stolen with him slashing at Kid by accident and Black Star having a major nose bleed.

The girls stare at them expect Pattie she started laughing like a manic.

"So now we're here and am scare for life." Finish Soul rubbing his head.

"So you brought me a present?" ask Maka

"Yeah but it got robbed." He told her then close his eyes expecting a Maka chop but got them wide open when Maka kiss him on the lips. He stood there turning red in the face.

"That was cool move." He said to her smirking.

"Of course."

"Oi Kid has a pretty cute butt, and a perfect sizes jewel." Comment Black Star as if he was drunk and chuckles.

"What?!"

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